This video is probably too full of naughty naked women and nasty ugly gore to ever be on youtube, even though the full movie is already on there. I don't know the rules. No one does. But that's fine because as i've surely made clear i don't need youtube, and i'd rather go straight to hell than ever censor a tit, it goes again...
2023-11-21 18:30:34 +0000 UTC View Post
This episode of the echo pod took forever because someone decided to give me a topic that could literally be anything. Sometimes there is freedom within the bounds of specificity, and paralysis in the infinite. I call that the Curse of The Endless. The point is some guy requested a topic so philosophically broad i had to reco...
2023-11-18 18:32:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm dead. I fuckin full on just croaked while I was doing these so this is the last video today before me go Odin sleep. Or Dracula sleep, whatever. I'm too old for this shit. My soul hurts, my body is a broken pile of ruin, and my mind has stepped away from itself.
I go now to my coffin to rest for 100 years. If any r...
This game has a dumb generic name that only brings to mind boring people arguing about stupid shit for years and years. But the game is actually awesome, and i bet you've never heard of it. Because i hadn't heard of it and I'm pretty sure I've heard of everything, including this now. Except i didn't hear of it, i discovered i...
2023-10-31 21:07:40 +0000 UTC View Post
This game is a fucking pile of dog shit, it sucks ass and blows at the same time. Maybe it gets better later, i don't know and i don't care because there's no excuse for this god awful prologue section. No excuse, no forgiveness. This stupid crap is so goddamn dark you can't see a thing in front of you let alone figure out wh...
2023-10-31 20:39:36 +0000 UTC View Post
I will go ON the record and say that dead rising is cool as fuck. Even with all the things about it that were annoying i played the shit out of it back in the day because it's a magical game all about the simple joys in life. Going around suplexing zombies, goofing off in the mall, and a little miracle called X-box 350 custom...
2023-10-31 18:57:30 +0000 UTC View Post
The Resident Evil mansion is the all time king of scary houses, don't tell me Splatterhouse because that series in fact takes place in multiple houses. The Spencer Mansion is so cool if i had money i'd build it myself and cackle victoriously watching on a monitor as you all die in my various traps or get eaten by my steroid s...
2023-10-31 15:06:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Nobody in this bastard world ever told me this game rules. Or they did and i didn't listen. Or i did listen and i didn't care. Or maybe none of this matters at all because opinions are symptoms of the feeble-minded and spiritually weak. I don't know what i'm typing. This game good.
In the cold dark of space no one...
2023-10-25 06:36:16 +0000 UTC View Post
This is one of the dopest, coolest, scariest, ookiest, fucked uppest games ever to haunt the Playstation 2, and if you thought the power of playstation times 2 was mind-blowing, wait until you experience the combined might of the devilish double dude, yours truly and my own self too.
I bumbled and bungled this hap...
2023-10-24 20:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel like i've been hearing about corpse party for centuries. This was one of the early RPG maker games to become a big cult hit. It spawned spin-offs, sequels, a manga, an anime, live action movies, and apparantly even a damn theme park ride. Fuck that, i won't even go into Spirit Halloween without a concealed weapon and a...
2023-10-24 19:45:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Because i respect both your time and my own carefully crafted image as a sentient being capable of rational and coherent thought, i made sure to cut at least 30 rambling minutes of me being hopelessly, belligerently stuck on what is quite possibly the easiest puzzle in the history of video games. I did however leave in the pa...
2023-10-24 19:13:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a panel-cast with some scary books. Self-explanatory. I ain't in no kind of mood to sit here and describe it to you. My sink decided to explode because I'm cursed and water loves me as much as I love Sobe Lizard Fuel and those Aloe drinks with the fruit chunks in them.
Does anyone know what the hell you're actual...
2023-10-24 18:12:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Scary Spooky Bullshit Time is here!
Time to feel some eerie fear!
This year see if you can spook me
with your scary spooky bullshittiest game, comic, or movie
Or something else, whatever i dont care
as long as its a frightful scare
i...
2023-10-05 11:03:13 +0000 UTC View Post
This bastard is still uploading, give it a minute if it doesn't show.
Anyway here's one of the good spin off Resident Evil games that i never got around to beating because my PS3 exploded with the disc still inside. It's been a literal decade of me thinking im gonna get around to fixing it one day, so i can get th...
2023-10-01 04:59:57 +0000 UTC View Post
One more filthy fucking goddamn Death Stranding video before i devote the month to scary spooky bullshit instead of this moderately unsettling bullshit. It's got some spooky parts, and this is arguably one of them, so i guess technically it counts.
Here's one of the game's scary war boss fights against actor man who's n...
2023-10-01 04:53:17 +0000 UTC View Post
It's still September for another half hour but fuck September, September sucks. Let's get a head start on scary month with a scary game. It's another classic Resident Evil. But this one is only classic in the sense it's old. The scariest thing about Resident Evil 0 is the lack of a coherent inventory system, and the cumbersom...
2023-10-01 04:40:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's another wacky video exploring the wild fucking world of the 5 dollars i keep giving to nintendo every month to let me play this bizarre spattering of random of old games they have on here. Once i've played all of them i can finally achieve my lifelong goal of not giving nintendo 5 dollars anymore because i live in an a...
2023-10-01 04:24:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Sam Porter Bridges continues to lurch along on his quest to keep on rockin in the free world. This time he's really doing a "fat package". I don't remember why i called this episode that but it doesn't matter.
He probably drinks a monster and pees on someone while the baby poops and the goobadoops come out to goop...
2023-09-30 09:56:08 +0000 UTC View Post
This is something that would never happen to me as a child, but now that i'm grandpa aged it happens with more regularity than my visits to the outhouse. Like my grandpa before me wandering out of the house in his underpants and getting lost, i now often get lost in my gaming, wandering off and dropping games completely for n...
2023-09-30 09:44:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a cool game that's like a dark souls but with guns and also you get to make your own critter. Somewhere out there a terrible youtuber is probably calling this game "furry souls", hardee har har. Furries truly ruined everything. You can't even have a cool game where you can customize the colors of your cat-rabbit's drea...
2023-09-30 09:32:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat.
No more. No more meat. My meat is beaten bloody and bruised from slapping and rapping. Rapping and Wrestling and Rockin and Rollin and Gaming and Gettin Rad, i'm such a busy man these days, my body's feelin bad.
Gosh i can't help but feel something was mi...
2023-09-30 09:16:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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Sorry that won't be a thing i'll never do it again.
I'm sure you all can't wait to hear me talk ab...
2023-09-30 09:06:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh God, wrestling. I've had all the wrestling i can take this month. More than anyone should ever indulge in. 19 pay per views, 300 wrestlers died, a million people got fired, there were 50,000 backstage fights and i've been having my own adventures off screen that you ain't even tough enough to even hear about.
Right n...
2023-09-29 10:39:40 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a very special episode about happens when you eat a massive magical brownie that your uncle gives you and try to record commentary on a video game. Apparently what happens is you crash into a bunch of trees, forget about doing commentary entirely, and eventually have to stop playing because the flashing screen and col...
2023-09-01 04:58:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Still getting through the mountain of requests i foolishly took on from you dementors. Some of your requests have been decent or at the very least relatively painless, you get to live. Others have been horrible and i will kill you. Fortunately no one has to die today because this one is cool.
You know how every ge...
2023-09-01 01:43:36 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a more concise review than my usual rambling wrestling tirades for a number of reasons. One being that i barely cared about anything on this show and seeing Logan Paul come out first destroyed what little investment i would have had, so i spent the rest of the evening only occasionally looking up from my switch. ...
2023-08-31 22:36:05 +0000 UTC View Post
OHHHHHH H aaaH HH I Got another fucking revyuew for u animals. HAve you ever fucking seen duckman? have you seen it? did you watch it. did you go to the couch in your home zone aand put on the tv in the 1990s and watch this fucking man who is a duck? If you did, GOOD. If you didn tt then thats bad. FUckin balls su...
2023-08-31 20:24:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh god this fucking game does not end. It does though. I swear it does. I literally thought this was the last episode of this cursed series because it's the last one uploaded, but it still doesn't get to the credits which means somewhere on my computer there's another huge chunk of footage before the end.
I deeply apolo...
2023-08-31 05:37:54 +0000 UTC View Post
At last, here be the final chapter of The Evil Within, the game that's 400 hours longer than it needed to be cause it doesn't know what it wants to be. Here in the last 20 minutes it decides it wants to be Kingdom Hearts for a little while cause why not, it's tried it's hand at being everything else.
So now I'm ru...
2023-08-31 04:57:33 +0000 UTC View Post
The Artificial Intelligence apocalypse is upon us. But fear not. It's nothing compared to the Genuine Stupidity apocalypse that's been slowly happening all around us for decades. Hell, i've lived through an apocalypse every day of my life, it's called being broke in America and living in the hood. What's one more apocalypse f...
2023-08-30 01:41:40 +0000 UTC View Post
