Even though we haven't reached our 4 shorts-per-month goal on Patreon, we were able to release an extra one today thanks to a sponsorship by Nord VPN.
So in case you were wondering why today's short doesn't have Patreon credits, it's because Nord funded it!
Also if you don't use a VPN, your ISP can track your web usage, ...
2018-06-28 14:21:52 +0000 UTC View Post
As yet another way of saying thanks, we've giving you some cash off whenever you pick up merch from the explosm store like Joking Hazard or our new book, A Guide to Parenting by Three Guys With No Kids!
Use the code: UltraMegaPalDiscount to get 10% off your order!
Heads up, this code will expire on July 26th, and p...
Mr. Explosm sends the boys on a vacation, then insinuates himself into their bro-down. An attempt to turn the tables on Mr. Explosm goes EXTREMELY WELL, and we learn the timeless art of Belgian Grass-Fed Fish Fucking. Join the boys at an undisclosed location for cheeky Nando’s, and (most importantly) FRIENDSHIP!
2018-06-26 19:52:14 +0000 UTC View Post
One of our animators was experimenting with walk cycles and I guess did some math wrong, because this is what we got.
His name is Shorty McShortShort, and you can invent his back story on your own. Good luck.
2018-06-25 21:41:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Patrons. I sent tomorrow's C&H comic back in time so you could read it. It's a sequel (aka rip off) of Kris's comic today because we're slowly running out of ideas. Enjoy!
2018-06-21 21:37:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Ultra Mega Pals! It is with extreme excitement that I invite you to be among the first players of our battle royale game Rapture Rejects. Fair warning: it will be VERY BROKEN, because you are the first group to play it. Your involvement and input will help this baby grow its legs.
If you’re interested in helping out, p...
2018-06-19 23:25:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Mega Pals,
Here's some phone wallpaper for you, from last year's New Years comic. I thought it might look cool on your MOBILE DEVICES.
-Rob
2018-06-18 22:13:57 +0000 UTC View Post
That's me (Rob) in the above photo, aged 11. Or maybe 17, I don't know. It's hard to guess to the age of weird-ass looking kids, which I was.
At the time, I never could've predicted Cyanide & Happiness would be what it is now. Especially because YouTube didn't exist yet and nobody had invented webcomics. I couldn't have pr...
2018-06-14 15:43:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Rob here!
This Patreon's all about the C&H Shorts, but we just announced something so cool I can't not share it with you guys: a multiplayer last man standing game set in the post-apocalypse after God abandons us.
It's an isometric bloodbath full of crazy weapons where only one player gets to go to Heaven, and it's b...
2018-06-12 13:35:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr. Explosm takes the day off, but Death certainly doesn’t take a holiday. The danger is real, as the boys discover which ninja weapons are suitable for British eyes only. Rob, Dave, Kris, and Joel let their minds go into the gutter, and their bodies flow into the sewer in this week’s sordid tale of invertebrate violence.
2018-06-05 19:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Another little surprise treat for our mega pals!
-Dave
2018-06-01 15:47:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys, Rob here. Since I'm too shy to thank you all in person, I am thanking you by way of posting tomorrow's comic early.
But seriously, thank you for helping keep the animations going!
If you guys would like to see more early C&H comics let me know in the replies!
Ahoy Ultra Mega Pals!
First off, thank you so damn much for all the support! We've been over the moon about how rad it is to have steady reliable support for the cartoons, plus we've been getting a big kick out of hanging out with you guys on the streams/discord. At one point, someone was talking to me over the discord voice c...
2018-05-29 18:44:13 +0000 UTC View Post
We did it! We did it!
The first UMP supported short comes out this Thursday, and it’s all because of you!
But wait, we didn’t hit our goal yet?!?
When we were planning the Ultra Mega Pals, to be honest, we were really nervous about how everyone would react. We a...
2018-05-22 16:41:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you haven't gotten a chance to talk to the creators and team behind C&H, we're starting a weekly hangout where you can be sure to catch us on the Patreon Discord.
See you soon!
Ultra Mega Pal Benji found this on the internet, and while Rob and Dave have claimed responsibility, they both refuse to provide any context or explanation. Some things in life are destined to remain a mystery.
2018-05-16 22:27:38 +0000 UTC View PostHey Ultra Mega Pals!
Quick update on a few things:
1. Since Patreon billing is set up at end of month, we’ll be starting your credits and avatars next month. For those of you with avatars ready to be made, we’ll be notifying you individually to gather your details, so stay tuned.
2. We’re SO CLOSE to our go...
2018-05-10 05:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post
THANK YOU so much! It's so fantastic to know that we have so many people who believe in our shorts. We're blown away.
Keep spreading the word so we can keep the shorts going, we can only do it with your help.
This will be the last regular weekly short, until we hit our next goal, but the initial outpouring of...
More details to come, thanks Ultra Mega Pals!
2018-05-07 18:18:18 +0000 UTC View PostOne of our regular writers, voice actors, and all-around fun guys, Evan Peterson, was sick during a voice acting session.
Naturally, we kept every single cough, hack, grunt, and disgusting sound because why would you waste such a beautiful thing?
Without further ado, I present you with the summer jam of 2018:
The P...
2018-05-06 15:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
