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Comic Update - “Dog Door”

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This is more of a cry fpr help than a joke. Why won’t he use his door? 

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Comic update - “ Pumpkin Spice v2.”

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Soooooooo, I’m gonna be honest. Pumpkin spice > Peppermint Mocha. But the important question is what do you guys think?

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Comic Update - “ Okay, Google.”

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This definitely feels like a security and privacy concern…but it’s all just sooooo convenient. 

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Comic Update - “Haunting”

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Halloween draws near! Anybody doing anything fun?

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Comic Update - “Strategies”

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Got Parasites on my mind lately….and for the foreseeable future. :/

HBU?

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Pumpkin Spice

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All Hail King if Spices !

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Comic Update - “Costume”

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He’s healing up nicely :} I’m all ears for dog costume ideas! 

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Comic Update - “ #nofilter”

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Something something black mirror, filters are a helluva drug!

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Reunion

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Thank goodness summer is finally over I hate the heat! You can find me sipping pumpkin lattes in my sweater dress.

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Comic Update - “ Space Walk)

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Man, it was really nice to spend some time on making that first panel. What would you guys thing if I started some more serialized projects to accompany my comic work?

thanks for waiting, I got carried away.

idea is by my boyfriend Teddy who REALLY wants to see more high concept dog comics :P

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Comic Update: “ How To: Cookies”

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How do YOU make cookies?

seriously, I can never resist the temptation….by the time cookies are done ( if still edible) my stomach doesn't feel well enough to enjoy them. 

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Comic Update - “what if dogs could talk?”

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Now you know. :] seriously he asks me this like everyday.

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Free Comic Postponed

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Was in Tahoe during the weekend and lost my work day to evacuation procedures. Free comic will be posted on Wednesday and Patreon Comic will still be posted Friday.

Don’t worry, everybody is safe and well. 

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Comic Update - “Final Touch”

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Comic Update - “ Block”

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I started making comics in early 2020 when I was deeply depressed. I felt paralyzed and unable to create anything at the time. Making  low-stakes, silly  drawings helped me slowly pull myself out of the hole I was in and I’m happy to report that I feel a lot better these days. So here is a little tribute to that.&...

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Comic Update - “ Car Ride”

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If there is one thing he hates, it’s being left behind. So I try to bring him whenever possible. 

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Comic Update - “Kiss”

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Don’t you hate going in for a forehead kiss only to end up making contact with a big wet eyeball? Happens more often than I’d like TBH.


Also, minor update: Conté is getting a surgery consult tomorrow. I’ll keep you guys updated ;_: it’s making me anxious. I’d like to thank you for supporting me, it...

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Comic Update - “Re-Framing”

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Don’t think of it as “being too poor to afford therapy”… but rather as “ the continued opportunity to use your personal flaws for content“ :]


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Comic Update - “Dream”

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what do you think your pet is dreaming about?

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Comic Update- “ Heat Wave”

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Oh my gosh it’s so hot here you guys seriously. Triple digits all week and I am basically stuck in my house from 9am-9pm because it’s way to hot for poppers to be outside. My AC can barely keep up.  How are you all staying cool in this ridiculous heat wave?

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4th of July Plans

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My neighbors have been setting off fireworks like…all week. So Conté and I have been spending a lot of time in our fort. How you guys doing? What are your plans today and how will your pets be chilling today?

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Comic Update - “YouTube Safari”

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This comic is not about any specific people or drama, but I do think the mechanics of the social media landscape are fascinating.

how are you guys doing?  :]

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Comic Update - “ Father Time”

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I tried Wakeboarding yesterday. My body hurts soooo much even though I stretched AND stayed hydrated!

what do you guys think of submitting the images one at a time rather than all in one image, does the quality look better because it’s sometimes looks pixelated from my end?

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Comic Update - “Chew(gy)”

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My dog is like 4 years old so he is the obvious fashion authority in my house. 


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Comic Update - “First Contact”

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Come on everybody, let’s all be on our best behavior for when the aliens get here. Hide all the weird stuff, at least for a little while.

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Comic update - “ Tax Day”

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A big, enormous, gigantic “Thank you“ to my Patrons. You guys make me feel like maybe if I work hard...next year will be different ;}

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Comic Update - “ Branch Manager”

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Oh boy does he love sticks, he prefers the largest, most hazardous ones and running up from behind to slash my calves :[  im always worried he will cause property damage to nearby cars.

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