tegerio

Vulpine 44

Don't think too hard about the moral and ethical implications of this.

"Not a chance,"

I snarled.  Engaging in venery with a Sisterhood Floozy would be like walking into a trap!  If I was going to prevail, I had to fight her on MY terms.  "You barged in, attacked my student, put a knife to my throat, mocked and berated me, threatened to turn me into a mindless puppet, and now you intend to blackm...

Vulpine 43

Cockroach Gonzales is a very old character from comics I drew in high school, which you will probably never see.

Vulpine 42

That's what happens when you eat one.

Acres of Clams

This is an old folk song, arranged in a very leisurely tempo with voice, upright bass, Dobro-style resophonic lap guitar, and cajon.  All instruments are real and played by me, layered up piece by piece via the magic of digital overdubbing.  I think I did this in 2006.

Zandar's Saga 633

An academic disagreement!  Zandar has immediately lost interest!

PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/68972460

FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583

Ha!

My pathetic squealing and writhing in pain had lulled Lana into a false sense of security!  She had made a grave tactical error by assuming I was defeated and leaving my hands free.  Once again using Adoyret Sam's combat training, I grabbed her hoof and her wrist and began to twist.  Ideally the pain would make...

Thermopoulos cookout

Steviebear Maxwell snuck in at the last minute to ask for this old picture (taken by Mom) of Papa Thermopoulos grilling while the twins run around on some 4th of July afternoon approximately 25 years ago.

Oh, by the way:  Doodles are finished for the month, so if you didn't get one that's too bad - unless you can p...

Think fast, Comrade

Typeandkey told us all about the time Fizan served up an extra-spicy Molotov cocktail to the Spitting Scarecrow after it spat on her.  He had it coming.

Big waste of money

Simone Spinozzi told us about the time Sherman Spinach got scammed by the "artist" Songbird skill card.

Howdy, pardner

Mr. Opossum (the Marsupial Who Stalks By Night) wanted to see Liz in a cowboy hat.  This is the kind of Doodle request I can get behind!

Incidentally, I used to think "pardner" just meant "partner" and cowboys called each other that because there weren't very many women out on the range, and, well, you figure it ou...

1, 2, 3, 4, tell the people what she wore

The moose floozy introduced last month by Hendak has given up on finding a swimsuit that fits.

December 8, 1941

According to Runei Stillwater, Yuri was at Pearl Harbor during the attack, and very upset to think that the Emperor would authorize something like this.

"Here I am,"

someone said as she grabbed me from behind and held a knife to my throat.  A bell tinkled very close by.

"Minister Lynne?" I gulped.  With that woolly smell, the deceptively soft voice, the tantalizing curves pressed against me, and of course the little bell, it had to be her.  I should have known!  ...

Chit chat

Eric Costello wanted this scene of Tali explaining something to the naked ghost of Grace of Sulfrox.  Presumably it's an illustration for a story that's in the works.

Zandar's Saga 632

Kinda racist there, Zandar.

PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/68545888

FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583

NEXT 2022-07-12 01:10:55 +0000 UTC View Post

It's happening

Decadent Arsenic's chilling Southern Eldritch tale continues to unfold.  Looks like it's going to be a bad day for our ferret family ... but a good day for the river monster.

Important documents

Here's Major Matt Mason's favorite catgirl handing something to Westersloe WInterbough V.

Ooo-Er checks in

Walter Reimer has hinted that perhaps she needs to call home more often.

Sorry this was posted late, but it's been a busy week of mowing, heat pump maintenance, more mowing, studio sessions (at someone else's studio!) and tonight I was rock & rollin' til the break of 10.  There's more tomorrow.  I'm tired....

"Not as often as I'd like."

They don't call Serge Skunk "Mister Suave" for nothing.

They don't call him that at all.

"Ah, excellent,"

I beamed.  "Tell me what you were able to learn about the elf currently going by the name of Ash Marten."

"Oh hes such a total bad-boi dreamboat," Angela sighed.  "Did I tell U he likes wry toast with eggs and -"

"You did," I interrupted.

"Well he also has a different cravat -"

"For every day...

The Misumi Corporation will not be held responsible

RooCat_UK described the scenario but I have trouble believing it.  I feel pretty sure that if I had a Robot Vixen Maid (even the thicc XL version) I would be extremely aware of her location at all times.

Oh say can you see?

Due to a screw-up last night with me stumbling around the recently redesigned "publish" button, I posted what was supposed to be today's Doodle last night.  Today is going to be busy (so many hot dogs, so little time) and I don't know if I'll have a chance to draw anything.

The legendary Major Matt Mason (aka Myste...

She's totally faking it

Bizarro Seelie Belladonna is a lot more affectionate than Burnside.

Rick2tails paid the big bucks to cut to the front of the line and have this ready in time for the 4th.  Just don't make a habit of it.

Since I double-posted tonight (dadgum rassfrassin Patreon constantly redesigning the page layout) don't exp...

Way to ruin the mood

"Why yer lookin at me loik thet?  This is wot thet bloomin CTN bloke requested!"

...

Whoops, dammit, I meant to schedule this for tomorrow and clicked "publish now" by mistake.  I don't like the way they keep changing the design of the Patreon interface.  Okay, so I guess there won't be a Doodle tom...

At the Duchess' ball

This enigmatic figure is supposed to be the Divine of Pride and Humility.  Serge Skunk could tell us more.

Zandar's Saga 631

And the July Kelly pinup.

PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/68083094

FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583

NEXT 2022-07-02 01:53:03 +0000 UTC View Post

It's Yankee Doodle time

July in the United States is when we set off fireworks and burn sacrificial meat on a portable altar called a "grill" in honor of our independence from Great Britain.

This is irrelevant to the purpose of this post, which is merely to remind you that a new month is beginning and it's time to request a new batch of Doodle...

Oo la la

Here's Rina modeling something called a "Daphne dress."

"You have made incredible progress,"

I remarked.  "You're already almost finished with the Foxspell."

"I was always the fastest reader in my coven," Rebecca replied proudly.  "Fastest reader in Bunkirk too, which caused me to be viewed with some suspicion.  It's a gift."

"Impressive," I stated.  "This section of the book is mainly...