With the ending of the Commission tier, I realized I had a lot of sketch posts that would no longer be viewable by anyone, so I spent the last couple of days carefully curating and assigning new permissions to these old posts so more of you can see them. You might be interested in taking a peek at my drawing process and...
2022-09-26 03:05:26 +0000 UTC View Post
I recorded this for "Mark of the Damned" for the scene at the end when Mr. Hammercastle shows up, but now I can't remember if it was actually used.
All real instruments: Electric bass, acoustic resophonic lap guitar, rainstick, harmonica, and Theremin.
2022-09-25 01:17:41 +0000 UTC View Post
At the end of this month I am shutting down Commissions. I got a new job (almost 2 months ago) and I don't have time to do them anymore. How does this affect lower tiers? Well, first off, freeing up the time might enable me to produce content for the $4 and $10 tiers, which have been shamefully neglected lat...
2022-09-22 03:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I declared with all the focus I could muster. "This is as much for my benefit as yours. Both of you are to tell tales of my deeds, to establish some charming and enticing lore which people will repeat to each other. Lysander and Ash are allegedly doing the same thing; we'll see how that goes. I trust b...
2022-09-22 02:33:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah, college days, how I don't miss them.
Yes, Will is studying macrology.
2022-09-19 01:49:09 +0000 UTC View Post
"Vrrooooshhhh!"
Decadent Arsenic wanted to see Leofhilda feeding young Aelfig.
2022-09-17 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Simone Spinozzi wanted to see Kangy getting drunk with the Spitting Scarecrow.
OH BY THE WAY: Tonight is your absolute last chance to request a Doodle this month. I have Decadent Arsenic and Steviebear Maxwell in the queue, and that's it. If you're not them, and you've not had your Doodle yet, request ...
2022-09-16 00:01:49 +0000 UTC View Postto make a suave, nonchalant quip, like "time to catch up on my reading," but all I could manage was "MMFFF!" as I realized I couldn't breathe. I tried to struggle free from the pile of books but all I could do was wiggle my feet.
"Oh dear," Vernier sighed. "I think he's trapped under there. Books...
2022-09-15 01:58:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Rick2tails arranged for this meeting between Miss Thompson and Unilaocorn.
"He's not a yew-man but he'll do for now."
2022-09-14 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Walter Reimer muttered something about firing all of our gnus at once and exploding into space, but that sounds like unsound business practice to me. Gnus can't work in space! They need earthbound jobs.
Imagine that the ram is making motorcycle sounds; it's much funnier that way.
2022-09-12 23:54:23 +0000 UTC View Post
It's not every day you see a team of fennecs carrying a walrus.
PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/71391557
FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583
NEXT...
2022-09-12 00:41:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Maybe Major Matt Mason can tell us what these ninja wahs did to deserve such treatment.
2022-09-11 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
RooCat_UK insists that the celery and the bikini were not on his grocery list! He definitely needs to check the Sass setting on his Robot Maid; I think the value is much too high.
2022-09-09 23:52:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Typeandkey informs us that the notorious Rude Pumpkin is going through some kind of vegetable version of an Existential Crisis.
2022-09-09 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostTypantronn ordered. "Thou'rt with me to go get Miss Vernier. The rest of thee stay here and keep watch about our Sire."
"Three aphids I reach her first," one of the Ixies (maybe Flitterwit?) cackled as they buzzed away into the woods.
2022-09-08 02:03:06 +0000 UTC
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Only Eric Costello knows what's going on here.
2022-09-07 00:46:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Runei Stillwater testifies to the dangers of fruity cocktails. Rina knows she's adopted, right? No matter how dull the hoity-toity reception is, why would you flirt with a strange older woman who looks like you??
2022-09-06 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Summer is winding down, and Serge Skunk's full-figured lass is out for a stroll.
2022-09-05 00:39:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr. Opossum (known in Japan as "Mr. Bang Bang Play Dead") found this domestic-servant variation of the classic sling swimsuit - and of course who better to model it than Liz?
2022-09-04 00:07:24 +0000 UTC View Post
FLOOZY butts! CTN has excellent taste and would have won Estmere's favor with this request featuring Utica the Huntress, Legal Floozy Ms. Thomson, and Khanyisa Tulani.
Let's pour a flagon of ale in honor of Estmere.
2022-09-03 01:54:08 +0000 UTC View PostIt's September! Time for another round of Doodle requests. Here's the rules again in case you forgot.
1. R rater or tamer. Nudity OK, female preferred. Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed so "nothing shows."
2. My characters or yours. ...
2022-09-01 23:47:10 +0000 UTC View Post
And this month's Kelly pinup.
PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/70846583
I demurred. "Not to mention our extreme size difference. Hold still." I extended my finger and gently patted Angela on the head, with a heartfelt "Good job."
"OMGGGGG!!1!!!" she squealed. "Hes...
2022-09-01 01:37:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Mel doesn't seem to understand how this works. But then again, neither does the bum.
2022-08-31 01:59:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I hate to think what they had to do to pay off their student loans.
2022-08-30 01:22:05 +0000 UTC View Post
VCU was an urban campus, so everyone in my audience would have encountered panhandlers numerous times.
2022-08-29 00:43:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh college life! That three such unlikely neighbors would be thrown together by circumstance!
2022-08-28 02:19:07 +0000 UTC View Post
