“No. No frickin’ way. I refuse to believe you, Jason Black.” Cassie gaped from her bridal carry position in my arms. When I looked anywhere but her face, idly scanning the darkened streets below us for trouble, her painted nail jabbed me sharply in the chest. “A literal fucking galaxy, are you serious? T...
2024-04-24 07:25:27 +0000 UTC
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So, we're still a little bit off from the world jump, but I wanna gather where people find most attractive to go for when it happens. It won't be a purposeful decision by Jason, so he'll be surprised and whether or not he's super knowledgeable of the world is entirely dependent on which one I choose.
Note that the highe...
2024-04-21 02:15:19 +0000 UTC
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February 4th, Evening
The Docks, ABB Territory
Lung was annoyed.
Really annoyed.
“B-boss! Boss, please, show mercy!” The man’s voice was muffled by the fact that his entire face was covered by a large, calloused palm - Lung’s palm. His fingers applied pressure,...
2024-04-20 23:50:14 +0000 UTC
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You wanna know the weirdest thing about being in space? Or, at least, your own inner understanding of space?
Things get weirdly four dimensional, and distance… well, distance became nigh impossible to calculate...
2024-04-17 23:01:40 +0000 UTC
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For those not in the know, I've added another 2k words to Chapter 35 to make the bridge between 34 and 35 a little bit smoother. It's Amy's POV, so if you like second waifu then you'll enjoy the little bonus! Check it out on QQ if you haven't, link below:
2024-04-14 04:11:56 +0000 UTC
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I stepped into the Training Hall to the curious scene of Pod 084 hovering idly around Rune’s cage, a tall glass of ice cold water clenched in both mechanical grippers. The girl was eyeing him with clear trepidation in her stormy blue gaze; trust was clearly going to be hard-earned, considering the circumstances of her captu...
2024-04-14 03:51:54 +0000 UTC
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“So… Jason…”
“Yo.”
“Don’t just ‘yo’ me, jerk. Are you going to explain the girl tressed up like a frickin’ Thanksgiving turkey in our basement? Keeping her here wasn’t discussed in the Plan!”
I couldn’t even blame her for the volume. Cassie had already done a remarkable job keepin...
2024-04-07 02:32:28 +0000 UTC
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February 4th, Late Afternoon
Undersiders Base
The warehouse was blissfully quiet, save for the occasional shout or snicker from the ‘living room’ - Aleks and Brian playing some sort of videogame that she couldn’t bring herself to care much about. Lisa ignored them in favor o...
2024-04-02 20:01:50 +0000 UTC
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One minute into the race and I’d already cut what was supposed to be, roughly, a six or seven mile excursion completely in half. The city beneath me, a mish-mash of dilapidated warehouse and large, blocky buildings, moved by in a hazy blur of motion due to my Sole Protector-enhanced speed, but the cinnamony-spice t...
2024-03-30 14:55:50 +0000 UTC
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“So you’re telling me that your powers completely rehauled the entire basis of your biological composition. Full stop, no bullshit, ‘let’s make Avalon the epitome of human excellence and vitality’?”
The patronizing sardonicism in Amy’s voice was tempered by the sheer amount of disbelief and amazement...
2024-03-26 08:42:57 +0000 UTC
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February 4, 1:58 AM
The early morning darkness pressed firmly against the dreary, cloud-filled sky of Downtown Brockton Bay. The scent of petrichor permeated my senses, filling me with a familiar sense of dopamine and nostalgia that often followed after me in the wake of rain. The previous storm was now...
2024-03-21 09:55:58 +0000 UTC
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2024-03-18 11:16:33 +0000 UTC
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A Few Minutes Prior…
“Miss Militia, duck!”
The urgency in the young girl’s voice was twofold, emanating from both her earpiece and the blood-flecked truck skidding to a sharp stop behind the stranded trio of vans. It was only the earnestness of the plea - because it c...
2024-03-14 05:28:35 +0000 UTC
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A few things: I'm vetoing anything like 'Knights of the Round Table' or 'Camelot' because I don't want the entire group's theme to be Arthurian-based. Avalon just sounded mythical enough and Cassie framed it very nicely, so Jason took it.
Suggest your own in the replies as well, and if you see one you like more down the...
2024-03-12 04:43:18 +0000 UTC
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Chilling ambience filled the dark, cloudy sky.
A haze of Aqshy infused my body in a dense wave of heated magic, keeping my clothes and body dry in the wake of the night’s heavy storm. Rain droplets sizzled and evaporated mere moments a...
2024-03-10 04:57:43 +0000 UTC
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Giving this option to you guys to vote on.
Does Rune die, or does Avalon spare the young girl? Arguments for either side will also hold weight, but know that both choices are in-character for him. Note that Rune is 14-15 in this fic, but also pretty fucking racist.
If spared, Avalon will NOT b...
2024-03-07 13:19:50 +0000 UTC
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February 2nd, 10:36 PM
The Protectorate HQ
The Rig was like an anxious den of busy activity, troopers and officials moving back and forth with brisk, hurried footsteps. While normally not an uncommon occurrence, considering the state of the city it claimed fealty to, the energy in...
2024-03-07 06:50:07 +0000 UTC
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Walmart, Downtown Brockton Bay
I stroked my chin thoughtfully, staring down at the small shopping list Cassie had sent me after I'd texted her that I was hitting up God’s gift to mankind - Walmart - for some tinkering supplies. As always, most of the things she wanted me to pick up ma...
2024-03-03 15:00:38 +0000 UTC
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Hillside Mall, 3:40 PM
“Ames, are you sureee you don’t wanna stop by Victoria’s Secret? Get you some facial cream? Exfoliation gel? Ferulic-based serums?” Victoria’s voice was casual, almost playful in its whimsy, as she hummed along to the Katy Perry song playing from the mall’s overhead sp...
2024-02-27 05:18:43 +0000 UTC
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The Docks, 1 PM - A Day Before the Mission.
“You sure this is the right address, Squealer?” I asked, heavy amounts of doubt clear in the low timbre of my voice. I squinted at the large, stainless steel of the dilapidated storage factory, noting the very obvious red and green Azn Bad Boi tags messily...
2024-02-23 15:00:20 +0000 UTC
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10 AM, February 1st - One Day Before the Mission…
‘The morning after’, a time-tested moment of awkward eye contact and mumbled conversation, often had over a breakfast that tasted wooden and plain with the tenseness of the atmosphere.
None of that shit applied to Cassie and I, thankfully - i...
2024-02-21 08:51:58 +0000 UTC
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An hour later, 3:30 AM.
A steaming hot shower after a long, stinky day of kicking ass, dealing with panic attacks, rizzing up baddies, and being an overall mid boyfriend was almost purifying in its relief. The weight of my reality still sat heavily on my shoulders, forever threatening to pin me down and...
2024-02-15 23:34:23 +0000 UTC
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‘One or two hours’ ended up being a magical serpent ride that lasted until roughly 1 AM.
It hadn’t even been one of those situations where I’d gotten distracted by a pretty girl and ended up talking, and later fucking, her head off. Amy wasn’t nearly that fast, I was with Cassie, and the vibe just wasn’t tha...
2024-02-13 12:09:42 +0000 UTC
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I finished up in the bathroom pretty fast after
2024-02-08 10:14:06 +0000 UTC
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Fifteen minutes later, and it turned out that the answer to my previous question was; a lot of outfits.
Designer Surplus was like Brockton Bay’s version of a thrift store. The fact that it was nestled comfortably downtown meant that it was pretty well-kept, but cleanliness didn’t necessarily equate to perceptive and...
2024-02-04 22:06:34 +0000 UTC
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Certain people are already locked in to Avalon's 'side', such as: Squealer, Cassie, and Pod 084. As my awesome Patrons, I give you the opportunity to recommend more capes for him to try and scoop up!
He isn't against getting his hands a bit dirty, but he won't beat and force a true blue hero to join up.
Th...
2024-02-02 22:16:43 +0000 UTC
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Join in if you wanna discuss the story(s) or just shoot the shit! Let me know your Patreon username as well so you can get the Patreon role.
2024-02-02 09:53:18 +0000 UTC
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Kidnapping Squealer of all people hadn’t been my first choice.
Even in my past life I was the type to keep my circles extremely small, so going out and intentionally looking for a greasy-haired skank to add into the mix was pretty much on the opposite side of my usual MO. It was Cassie who actually made the p...
2024-02-02 08:59:57 +0000 UTC
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Two Days Later...
The dingy, trash-strewn, and vaguely sewer-scented paradise beneath Archer Bridge practically seemed to shake, shudder, and vibrate to the obnoxiously loud music blaring...
2024-01-31 12:32:27 +0000 UTC
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“So let me get this straight…”
My finger began tapping a steady, quiet rhythm against my crossed forearms. I wasn’t angry, in spite of my carefully cooled and monotonous tone of voice. Well, maybe I was a little bit, but it wasn’t all-encompassing. If what she told me was correct, her little sidequest had went...
2024-01-30 00:16:03 +0000 UTC
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