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That Cyberpunk 2077 edit with Keanu Reeves saying "CUM" (Preview)

I still haven't played Cyberpunk 2077 but when has that ever stopped me?

Also, I've posted once a day ever since the revamp. Maybe it's too much, but I wonder how long can I keep this streak alive. 

Don't bully my dick, Nagatoro (art by D-Art)(Animated)(Early Access)

The mp4 has sound btw so don't play it on your speakers. Or do it, I dunno, that might be your kink. 

June 2022's First Poll!

Have you heard of small penis humiliation? (Preview)

Now get ready for "humiliation of any penis size because the girl is just an asshole overall"! 

The Beast's Call: Heat of the Half-Breed

The first chapter of what's (hopefully) gonna be a series of League of Legends smutfics. Happy with the results of this one, always glad to be able to write Shyvana.

If you're on ao3, it would mean the world to me if you could visit the fic t...

Wow Just Like My Japanese Hentais (Preview)

Writing tentacles is actually a lot of fun

The new Request Box is live!

A new benefit for all my patrons is now available, make sure to join the patron discord to participate! Can't wait to see everyone's ideas!

The Beast's Call: Heat of the Half-Breed (Early Access!)

Let's get the ball rolling on those new benefits, shall we? Here's the Early Access version of my newest League of Legends smutfic, featuring a tiny Demacian noble and a monstercocked half-dragon. What's not to love?

This shall be public in a few days, so please refrain from sharing it, alright?

Double Trouble on the Ionian Coast

They might have removed Sona's massive milkers from her splash art, but they'll be forever in my heart (and all the fanart, too) 

Poll: How did you get here?

This isn't related to the revamp, just curiosity, really. I just wanted to know how did you come across my content for the first time.

Patreon Revamp: New Goals

This was supposed to be a section in my previous Patreon Revamp Masterpost, but that was getting egregiously long, so I decided to split it into another post.

Aside from obviously telling everyone what's coming up, I also wante...

The Scent of the Sea

That banner I made for Twitter looks pretty good on Patreon too, huh? Here's another story for y'all, pdf at the bottom

By the way, if you could also throw me a bone at ao3, that would be great too

Persona 5 Royal Rumble Edition (art by supahboodge)

It's one of the nasties so if you download that PNG you already know what's coming

The Patreon Revamp Masterpost!

It is finally time, folks.

I've been running this Patreon for quite a while now but, while I've been slowly adding benefits and tiers over time, I've never given it the proper uplift it deserved. With my backlog nearly finished and my campaign being paused, now is the perfect time to get to work on that.

As ambiti...

Happy Mother's Day! (art by Kabos)

My schedule is too chaotic for me to plan ahead and have thematic pictures for special days, but his one lined up perfectly with today lmao

(This is that one poll winner I posted a preview a while ago, but I had to change the picture for ToS reasons. I hope it's understandable)

Poll: What would you rather have as a long-term goal?

Hey folks!

The Patreon revamp has been really fun to work on, I have many ideas already implemented that I'm dying to show everyone. But now, I need your opinion.

Currently, my long term funding goals offer more of the same: more polls. But there's also another goal for long-form, multi-chapter writing that would ...

Mount & Blade: Bannerlord (Early Access Patch 6.9)

I'm not sure if I agree with the direction they're going for the new updates but, considering how fucking long the game has in development, I feel like knight facesitting her squire is one of the necessary additions to make all that way worthwhile 

I watched four seasons of MHA just for research (Preview)

Glycerin (グリセリン Guriserin): Mitsuki's Quirk gives her the ability to secrete Glycerin from her skin. Because of its moisturizing effect, she maintains great skin quality, despite her age.

If P5 Social Links could be reversed like in P3 (art by Jujunaught)

Yeah I think Persona 5 has a lot of structural problems. While the gameplay improvements are great and the presentation is nothing short of fantastic, the game's long development led to some weird issues with the pacing and the narrat- sees Kawakami and turns into that awooga wolf gif

Any other patron benefits would you like to have?

...that aren't more monthly commission slots? (cause those are coming)

At risk of sounding like I'm asking y'all to do my job, are there any benefits you would like that I don't currently provide? Or something that you just think would be a good fit, too.

While I do have some ideas for the upcoming "revam...

Kawacummies (Preview)

New Concept Just Dropped: "Maid that's not a soft, gentle servant or a tsundere girl, she just actually fucking hates you" 

Little updates and whatnot

Hey folks

First of all, holy shit, we hit 40 patrons, that's an all time high! Thanks for all the support, everyone, I hope I'm providing enough content to make that pledge worthwhile. Now on to some news:

Patreon will remain paused for May: I had to take some commissions to cover some unexpected ...

Crouching Catgirl, Hidden Drunkard

Did anyone order 7000 words of catdick on pirate?

For story releases, I was thinking of what bonuses I could add instead of just uploading a PDF to the post. If you're very observant, you'll see there's still a PDF attached.

From now on, "full quality releases" of stories will come in an ebook format, complete wit...

r/publicfreakout: Karen gets OWNED by Faunus dick

I'm so sorry for the shitpost people will get as the email title for this post

Hot Dragon On Noble Action (Preview)

I was getting some feedback from the commissioner of this story and I really liked the result, I can't wait to use his tips in everything I write from now on 

Futa! Beidou x Ningguang (Preview)

A while ago on Twitter I mentioned that, after doing some research on Genshin to write stuff, I had a few ideas that could be fun to write.

I also mentioned that I probably wouldn't get to them anytime soon unless it was a commission, mostly because whenever I used to post ideas or teasers on tumblr, some people would t...

"March's" 2nd Poll

EDIT: Added end date

Schnee Holes (Preview)

RWBY is an incredible show, not because it's good (it's really terrible) but because after 8 seasons, the character who got the most development was Weiss who simply... stopped being racist

(Watching it was pure pain but hey now I have context for the smut, not too bad I guess) 

Pirate x Cat Drunken Shenanigans (Preview)

Don't drive and dri- I mean, get shitfaced and accidentally go face down ass up in front of a catgirl who hates drunk people and also has something between her legs that will be specified in great detail in the next paragraph, folks.

It was written in the stars (art by Chihunhentai)

Sometimes you spend all your quartz in the godfest to pull a hero for your wind grid and all you get is butts

(This post should have been up yesterday but apparently Patreon's upload got stuck in limbo)