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Shrine-Keeper Pt 4: Turn 1

Your new home had seen better days, you noted. A four story pagoda located at the end of the village, outward going on the Tusk, the furthest mortal-made building on the titanic ivory, its rice-paper walls had all sorts of tears, and the ferroplastic panels that formed its roof were cracked and, in places, outright missing. View Post

Arkham Lounge Turn 3 Pt 2: The Generator, The Vaudeville, and the Other Stuff

[X][RING] The Gotham Arsenal: War with Germany was inevitable, and when it happened, America would be prepared! The Ring of Solomon had many captains of industry would pool their wealth to sponsor the creation of great and terrible arms factories and weapons workshops in Gotham.

-[X] Am...

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Change of Policy: A DC/PJO One-Shot

Diana ate a bowl of cereal, sitting at the watchtower, exhausted. The past few weeks had not been remotely enjoyable: an aspect of Kronos making a bid for freedom had ensured that for the past several months, the Themysciran had had little time to rest. Much of her time had been spent traveling the mediterranean, subduing the...

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Shrine Keeper Simulator Pt 3:The Arrival and Character Sheet of Dr. Hurriyeh

[X] Mask: A great fox, with curious playful eyes, every strand of fur a different cut of crystal

[X] Pavva-Ganuk Village

[X] Dr. Hurriyeh

((((()))))

Your first sight of the Gigagargantua was from the air. You had been flying in from Yaccae: your first assignment in your position as a senior Shrine-Keep...

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Turn 3: The Ring, the Wrath, and the Orangutan

[X][MYSTERYINC] The Benevolent Lodge of Mystery

[X][FATE] HEED MY WARNING

-[X] In the land of old Empires an army of darkness shall rise and plunge the world into madness before the turn of the century. (Aka the third reich)

[X][CAROL] The Lounge View Post

Liberation! Pt 4

[X] Plan: The Next Step

-[X] Vault Complex COG

--[X] Side with Marjak

---[X] The burial sites are irreplaceable and the logic virus has previously gone out of its way to destroy such records.

--[X] Site GIBBON

--[X] Site AEOS

-[X] Vault Complex OMAC

--[X] Try to offer to leave if they...

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Oddyseus Adrift Chapter 3: Driftwood Blues

I hummed as I sat in the cell cross-legged, doing my best to meditate. Right now, Baba and the rest were talking about what I had told them. It hadn’t been everything: just enough for them to understand the basics of my situation. While they did so, I was under arrest, held in the villages sole jail, consisting of a single ...

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Turn 2 Pt 2: The Ghouls, the Sleuths, and the Fortunes

[X][KARMA] Chief Redfeather is missing, and across the city, people have begun reporting being attacked by a man dressed similar wielding a tomahawk.

[X][HOT] The Burglary: Magnifico was skilled at illusion and Johsannah had a contact at the bank: if the two of them aided each other, they should...

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Turn 2: The Museum, the Novelists, and the House

[X][DIVA] Write-In: A Tasteless Museum: In the midst of his downward spiral, Professor Arkham arrived at an obsession much like that of other pompous conservators: collecting cultural objects he had no right to. Sourced from a number of disreputable sorts, Josiah began to build an eclectic collection of nativ...

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Liberation Pt 3!

[X] Plan: Into the Depths

-[X] Vault Complex COG

--[X] Site AA2

--[X] Site BA9

--[X] Site KI3

-[X] Vault Complex OMAC

--[X] "Just so we're on the same page, you're not on the side of the logic virus, right? Because we're trying to free AutoPlanet from its effects, just like we ...

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Turn 1 Pt 2: The Con-men and the Conjurers

[X][AD] The Ad brought attention from a particular demographic, who would begin frequenting his bar for various reasons: Mystics of all kinds have been drawn to the Lodge... "Mystics" the same as Josiah Arkham, who don't actually have a speck of magic.

[X][ACT] Stories of Smoke and Mirr...

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Arkham Lounge Turn One: The Show and the Shadow

[X][BIRDS] Coordination: Josiah trained em, had em perform all kinds of routine. He used birdseed and hypnosis to get them to do all kinds of elaborate displays, the kinds of stuff that would require the sort of coordination you couldn't achieve with an un-trained bird

[X][JERK] Write In: Diva Boss: View Post

Prophecy Scroll: Last Voyage Pt 1.

CONTENT WARNING: Yeah this gets pretty dark in

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The Cook, The Crook, and the Chemist

[X]Plan: Birds and Bacon

-[X] Why not put out an ad?

-[X] Taming of the Fowl: Training doves and pigeons to act as "assistants" landing on shoulders, picking cards, appearing from a hat, flying in a pattern, etc.

-[X] Practice an Act

--[X] Taming of the Fowl

-[X] Renovate the St. Majesté

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Arkham Lounge Turn 1: The Stage Magician and the Smokey Lounge

Our tale begins with a stage magician. Josiah Arkham. An entertainer and entrepreneur, his desire for fame and recognition would lead to him selling his soul. The cousin to Amadeus Arkham, growing up the two of them had been thick as thieves, their shared interest in the occult leading to them as boys pooling their resour...

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Arkham Lounge (DC Historical Bar Simulator)

Welcome friend, to Arkham Lounge. In this journey through Gothams history, you will guide the lounge through the seasons and use it to influence the city's path, in divergences large and small. But before we begin to weave ourselves a tapestry of conversations and sharing of ideals and thoughts over drinks and deals made ...

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Liberation Pt 2: Wrath of Maxis

[X] Plan: Begin the Liberation

-[X] Vault Complex COG

--[X] Captain TNDI

--[X] KLNG 66

--[X] Ijin

-[X] Vault Complex OMAC

--[X] Huntek Squad Gamma

--[X] Silverblade Host

--[X] WLF-459

-[X] Vault Complex CAMBON

--[X] Huntek Squad Upsilon

--[X] Daquwaka Morugmako...

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CELESTIA IS MISSING

CELESTIA IS MISSING

Cadance opened her eyes, a loud banging noise having awoken her. Reaching up to her face, she raised her sleep mask, blinking blearily as she realized it was still dark: she could barely see in front of her face. Lighting her horn, she filled the room with a soft pink glow as she loo...

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Liberation Pt 1

[X] Plan: That's No Moon

- [X] Fleet:

-- [X] TKK MothaShip

--- [X] Red Sun Security

-- [X] Valiant, Accomplishment (first assignment), Delivery (first assignment), Spirit of Toxel (first assignment), Emissary (first assignment), Endeavour-B (first assignment)

--- [X] Drydock

-- [X] Resistan...

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Turn 32: The Final Chapter

[X] Plan: A HAPPY YALDABOATHSMAS to The Toymake

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Turn 32: Ecological Boogaloo

[X] Plan: Ecological Ascension

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Turn 32

[X] Plan: Humies, Grots, and Solar v2

-[X

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Turn 32: The Cycle

[X] Plan: The World Revolving

-[X] Fleet

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On Invocating the Terrestrial Ones, the Summoning of Yithean Echoes, and the Construction of a Shining Technohedron

A basic primer on the Rites of the Abyss by T. Tekmander

Approved for ages 16 and up.

This guide I have decided to write in order to ensure that even the most hobbyist Occultek can benefit from the ability to conjur forth the cosmos. To begin with, I shall provide a list of pe...

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Turn 31 Public Ver (Now with Brightway Viginette)

[X] Plan: Big Booms

- [X] Modify torpedoe

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Turn 31

[X] Plan: Big Booms

- [X] Modify torpedoes into warhead-pumped fusion beams, creating an increased field of fire from the Endeavors' payloads.

- [X] Fill the torpedoes with cursite primed with the corrupted Rite of Nuclear Enrichment. Even if the regular perpetuite payload misses their targets, the mystek bursts o...

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WAR!! Pt 5

[X] Plan: Suit Hijacking: Ground edition

-[X] No (No changes)

-[X] System Busting

-[X] Ground

-[X] Captain's Gambit: Hack into the Harvesters' suits to mess with their systems, showcasing why connecting lifesupport to a compromised network is not a good idea.

(((())))

The only thing necessa...

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WAR!! Pt 4

[X] Plan: E-War domination, No edition:

-[X] No

-[X] Endeavour 1: Jack In

-[X] Endeavour 2: Watashi ga Kita!

-[X] Specialists: Ground

-[X] Gambit:Hack into the enemy's communications... and offer all those underpayed, undervalued grunts three square meals a day and free educational programming fo...

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WAR!! Pt 3

[X] Plan: Zog 'em Up!

-[X] Torpedo Sniping x2

-[X] Ground

-[X] Captain's Gambit: Use the Grav-Siphons of the Endeavors to pull the gases of the planet into the Harvester Fleet and prime The Teeth with an energy signature to cause the gases to detonate.

((((()))))

A serious problem in planning aga...

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Legend of the Water Seeker: the Blade of Apollo, ARCHIMEDES 0

Let us explore a possibility unwritten, a road untravelled, dear reader.

During her raid of the Ft. Lanai, the Water Seeker would find a weapon: the Archimedes IV, a man-portable solar powered plasma rifle. In the fight against the drowned, this gun would prove invaluable. Though the heavy rad-clouds blanketing the sky ...

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