heatherbeck

Neither Defer Nor Neglect

I don’t know about you guys. But when I live somewhere for a while, I get attached to it, warts and all.

Like, changing apartments. There’s that last few hours, when all of your shit is packed, or has already been hauled off, and for the first time since you moved in, the space seems a little… alien. Here’s this...

Stupid Intellectual Property

"Trademark Rule 2.72, 37 C.F.R §2.72 establishes the basis for what constitutes material alteration. This rule was established in the 1983 case of Visa International Service Association v. Life-Code Systems, Inc. If the modified mark contains the "essence" of the original mark, material alteration has occurred. The basic cha...

Track 6 - Awwwwkward... & "Valerie"

Shit, dude. "Unruly" would be an understatement. I will admit that, before recording this, I jotted out a quick bullet point list of top-of-the-head occurrences that are pretty commonplace for me, but might come off as just wacky to someone who is just getting to know me. 

Let's just say there were stages. Stage on...

The 9:10 Bells

Truly, one of the more eerie and mysterious ways to rouse yourself with the dawn. That being said, I do tend to sleep pretty late most days, much to the chagrin of my circadian rhythm.

But at some point, I vowed that I would actually get it on tape. Or, on phone. Nailed it.

What’s the opposite of a knell? A pe...

Oh, Yeah... Astrid!

You know, it occurs to me that I haven’t really talked about Astrid yet.

Not sure if you’ve been keeping tabs on Instagram, but there were a few times where we hung out, and just did some silly Instagram story posts. Some drinking and cooking involved, too.

Anyway, she’s amazing. She’s @3astrid33 if you’...

Track 5 - "Reduction? and New Perspective"

This is my standard outfit for going out to bars. Remember? Jeans and tee shirts for the win, and a standard-issue button-down gives me the brand of casual that you could only find in a... '90s Seattle alt-rock bar. I'll take it. 

Hashtag born in the, hashtag wrong time, hashtag wrong place.

But it's a pictur...

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Want to know a fun fact about me? I never got into The Wire. Remember, that four-season super-complex, well-constructed think series that was a part of that first big post-Sopranos wave of Golden Age television? Yeah. Never got into it.

I’m not sure why. Technically, it’s a masterpiece. Well-acted, perfectl...

I call this one...

...standing in line at the deli, and this is the point of view from some bloke sitting at a cramped table during the lunch rush, noshing on a pastrami on rye.

Do you know what I miss the most about the States? There is this chain of Jewish delis in my old city. (If anyone is an ATLien, Goldberg’s, amiright?) They had ...

So, I think I’ve gotten a little pudgy.

Body positivity alert! Since that’s one of the things that I guess I’m all about (or at least people have told me that I am), I might as well spread it around, and practice what I preach.

One of the things that’s nice about having huge hooters, is that if I gain a little weight, nobody really notices. Especially b...

Found one.

Searching for a lighter. I had, like, four here, but I can’t find one.

Brushed the top of Natalia. Bunch of weird l… apparently, I’ve absentmindedly stuck, like, three lighters in my bra tonight. I am the official boob version of the grandmother who can’t find her glasses, even though they are on her forehead. 2021-05-21 22:30:48 +0000 UTC View Post

... but, the crust turned out OK!

The key to a good pizza dough is fermentation, at least for a day. Let all the bacteria eat up the starches, create lactic acid and CO2, and break down the gluten chains.

Fun fact. I’m gluten intolerant. Not the type of person at a restaurant to ask if such-and-such contains gluten, or anything. I always have been, an...

Sonuvabitch.

Merely making pizza, when Olga strikes my jar of pizza sauce. I attempt to recover; Natalia knocks over a bottle of wine (still some left in it too, by gum!), toward the floor. I catch the bottle of wine with my foot so it doesn’t break (massive props); it still splatters all over, and now I need to re-bleach these stupid l...

Track 4 - "Did It Freak You Out?"

Pretty self-explanatory. But, the short answer is "yep." The long answer is as immersive as I could be with a couple of glasses of wine already in my system. 

I guess people ask this one, because it's completely crazy, but since they're boobs, they're treated differently, and are sexualized, and are a bit more fami...

Crush

Normally, I would say a little something here, but I think all the details made it into the video.

I think the first time I saw something like this was on some YouTube clip a friend sent me a little while back. I think it was from some daytime talkshow from the 1990s? Jenny Jones, or something? Anyway, she had ...

Letters from Heather - 2032 - Spurt Days

(I’m really loving how this one came out. What I love about this whole series, is that all these pieces, especially at the larger sizes, have this sense of respect for the format. Like, it’s easy to make breasts this large look cartoonish, or like a caricature. But, these images sort of answer the question, “for rea...