By Michael Swaim & Abe Epperson
Here's the script for a short we've decided we probably won't move forward with in the immediate future! It's an adaptation of a one-act play Michael wrote, which you can check out 2018-07-05 20:34:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Small Beans now has an official Instagram Account. If you're a 'gramster, you can follow our feed for candid pics, sneak peaks, behind-the-scenes videos from recording sessions, and a daily video/sobriety diary from Michael for at least the mon...
2018-07-04 02:20:51 +0000 UTC View PostThat's right, we caved! After many requests, we have finally carved out the time to commit to creating a special Beanus Content Module once a month where we get to interact semi-directly with you, the Beans. It'll be fun on a bean!
The way these Question and Answer and Comment Reactions and Bullshitting sessio...
2018-07-03 23:42:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Festering creep, or misunderstood misanthrope? Tom Reimann joins Abe and Michael to dig into the foam-rubber grave of Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!
2018-06-29 16:48:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, dwindling number of Small Beans Patrons! We just wanted to dip in and tell you how much we appreciate your continued membership, and what it's allowed us to do. Namely, a major BEAN UPGRADE in the audio department.
Behold! The expensive and awesome Clarett 8 Preamp that just arrived thanks to your contributions! Lik...
2018-06-27 22:28:17 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone!
Pop Culture Petri Dish Host and all-around Big Bean Cristian Ramirez has been kind enough to set up a donation drive fo...
2018-06-23 20:53:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Swaim here. As the above image of a loop indicates, this is a rap-related post. Adam and I played through Sonic 1 a bit yesterday, and this is the result. We're weird. Also, we beat Sonic CD in like two and a half hours!
2018-06-23 20:34:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Katy Stoll returns to the Pit to discuss the loss of beloved pets, and why the heck we keep doing this to ourselves.
Artwork by Seth Laster.
Music by Abe Epperson, Kevin Clark, and Kelsey Hudgins.
2018-06-18 20:41:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Michael and Jonny bring you the news of the week (again), both Small Beans and otherwise.
Music by Chris Corlew.
Artwork by Michael Vincent Bramley.
2018-06-16 16:50:50 +0000 UTC View PostHi all! Swaim here.
As you may have heard in this week's Extree! Extree!, we've recently decided to take a big swing and start developing a feature film, as well as try to court advertisers and turn this community of generous Small ...
2018-06-16 04:35:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Michael and Jonny bring you the news of the week, both Small Beans and otherwise.
Artwork by Michael Vincent Bramley.
Music by Chris Corlew.
2018-06-14 21:27:13 +0000 UTC View Post
In the Coen's second number, Nic Cage and Holly Hunter prove that it takes a village to kidnap, raise, almost kill, and then return a child. Join hosts Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson for the ride.
Artwork by Michael Vincent Bramley.
2018-06-10 03:55:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Abe and Cristian put their heads together about Exoplanets, Goldilocks Planets, the search for new planets, basically everything about planets. PLAN to hear IT! Get it? PLAN-...
2018-06-07 18:08:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Three good friends attempt to define dancing. It's our Wall-E episode!
2018-06-04 22:46:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 6 of 6.
Starring Daniel Vincent Gordh, Katy Stoll, and Michael Swaim. Shot by Michael Cox. Written and Edited by M...
2018-06-03 20:07:21 +0000 UTC View PostHey all! As our beloved Patrons, we would like to solicit your opinions on a big Small Beans decision we are on the precipice of making. We have our current goal tied to the production of a high-quality web series tentatively entitled Down Time, the details of which you may find familiar and can read about on th...
2018-05-31 06:31:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Abe, Mike, and special guest DOB dive into one of the few Tim Burton movies that doesn't feature vertical black-and-white stripes! Featuring a cast of thousands, most of whom get turned into red skeletons.
2018-05-30 20:14:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Star Hodge joins your Rough Stuff hosts to discuss the joys of adolescence, including but not limited to: getting spat on by bullies, finding refuge in the library's limited internet con...
2018-05-27 02:24:29 +0000 UTC View PostThank you. To the incredible community of Cracked, Muskets!, and comedy fans who have made Small Beans something special, and in a record amount of time. We feel so juzzed to be able to make a living doing what we love, and feel said love beamed back at us from our patrons in the form of modest sums of cash.
But at the same ti...
2018-05-27 02:22:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a show about the films of the Coen Brothers, hosted by Abe Epperson and Michael Swaim. This is the Blood Simple episode.
Music by Abe Epperson.
Artwork by Michael Vincent Bramley.
2018-05-24 20:05:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 5 of 6.
Starring Katie Willert, Hesley Harps, Katy Stoll<...
2018-05-21 06:27:52 +0000 UTC View Post
It's an all-Star week here at Small Beans! Perennial favorite Star Hodge joins Abe and Mike to discuss Hayao Miyazaki's epic animated tale of the delicate balance between man, nature, lepers, bullets, crooked priests, and giant boar-worm-monsters.
It's Swaim...
2018-05-20 19:45:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Muppet Fuckin' McGee delivers a thank you to the winner of the Disney Owns You Muppet Auction with his trademark warmth and enthusiasm. If you have a sharp eye, you might even catch a Mike cameo (or at least Mike's mic)!
Congrats, AaronBurrSir!
A Big Bean will contact you shortly to determine where...
2018-05-17 02:58:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 4 of 6.
Starring Greg Burke, Teddy Garces, Bridgett Greenberg, 2018-05-12 21:48:38 +0000 UTC View Post
A couple of Small Beans tackle a couple of big topics. Namely, "what's the best spaceship?" and "why are black holes so aggro? What the fuck is their problem, exactly?" Join hosts Cristian Ramirez and Abe Epperson on a trip around the cosmos...in your ears!
2018-05-10 03:20:56 +0000 UTC View Post
DOB stops by to unabashedly defend Mel Gibson's every choice, action and belief. Just kidding; we talk about Maverick.
2018-05-07 04:58:43 +0000 UTC View Post
