Greetings Janklords,
Coming at you this Saturday with 3 joyous announcements.
JANKLORDS,
Hi. How are you?
Have you ever played a 5+ hour game of EDH? We just did. And you'll get to see it soon (we promise it won't take that long to watch).
This month we'll be releasing our first COVID-era remote gameplay video. We didn't think we could add any more ...
2020-08-05 19:49:26 +0000 UTC View PostHey babes,
To all our friends at the $10 level and up: The Wheelmaster finally got caught up in his proxy creation! The final batch will go out tomorrow morning. So if you don't receive your custom Wheelmaster proxy in the next week or so please send us a message so we can get that taken care of! All love, no hate, stay ja...
Sweetest Janklords,
We wanted to give you an idea of what we're up to in these dark times.
1. NEXT WEEK we'll be slamming down a sick new interlude video. Start readying your bodies now.
2. IN THE MONTH OF JULY (barring technical malfeasance) we're...
2020-07-08 22:57:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Janklords!
We miss you.
Joe was summoned to the Isolation Zone last week to jank some M21 Draft for the demon. What befell is recorded here.
With the world in the state that it is, things have been admittedly slow around here, but we press on.
WHAT TO EXPECT THIS WEEK:
-Monthly ...
2020-07-06 13:42:55 +0000 UTC View Post
(Posting here in case anyone isn’t on Discord)
We’re playing some Historic Jank Brawl on Arena tomorrow—Monday 6/22 @ 7pm CST and you’re invited!
Here be the rules:
-Rare and Uncommon Commanders only (we can give you a random one if you’d like, that’s what we’re doing).
-Decks can only h...
2020-06-22 03:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Though the hour be late, the promise is true...and your patience hath been rewarded.
Enjoy, you glorious humans.
xoxo
2020-05-28 02:27:07 +0000 UTC View Post
5/27 for you fine people. You’re wonderful.
That’s it. That’s the post.
2020-05-22 19:43:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Your early edition!
The demon forces more Jank Draft on Daniel. Can he top his last record? What evil modifiers await?
It's a wild one.
xoxo
2020-05-06 19:00:40 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re playing some Historic Jank Brawl on Arena this coming Monday and you’re invited!
Here be the rules:
-Rare and Uncommon Commanders only (we can give you a random one if you’d like, that’s what we’re doing).
-Decks can only have commons and uncommons.
This’ll be a casual HISTORIC braw...
2020-05-06 12:38:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Patrons!
We are simply blown away by the support of so many new faces, and the continued support of those who've been around for a while. You inspire us daily.
The future is bright, and as we grow we'll be able to put out more stuff to make your days just a little bit brighter and a whole lot jank...
2020-04-30 19:28:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Patron Saints,
We're unleashing a new video-type tomorrow afternoon...doing some transgressing into other formats. Here's your early access.
Don't worry, more EDH is on the way too.
Let us know what you think of this in the meantime!
2020-04-21 03:37:19 +0000 UTC View Post
JANKLORDS!
It's time to announce some giveaways...
THE STANDARD BOOSTERS GO TO...
- Simon Westkott
-Timothy Johnson
There's nothing ...
2020-04-13 14:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostNoble janklords,
We just dropped the outtake video from Episode 8 for Indulgent Janksters and up. We hope you enjoy.
On Monday we'll be announcing winners for monthly giveaways! So stay tuned...
We hope you're staying safe in these dark times. We wish you good cheer and glorious jank wherever you...
2020-04-10 19:07:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all you lovely patrons!
We are cooking up some new ideas and would love your input. Joe and John recorded a podcast episode for patrons only! It is our initial test episode and future episodes will be made public, but this one is just for you guys! It's a little rough. It's our first go at things. But its some...
2020-04-06 21:44:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Glorious Patrons. The hour has arrived. The punishment, due.
Talk to you very soon. Enjoy, friends.
xoxo
2020-03-31 23:56:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Minnesota people!
Join us and Syr Proxy at The Source on Friday 2/21 for the inaugural JANKFEST: a FREE evening of casual EDH, giveaways, and fine company.
Want a random commander to build from using the demon’s .79c or less restriction? Doing so will grant you an extra prize! Hit us up and we’ll pull from the...
2020-02-12 17:23:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone, this is a big catch-up post for monthly winners!
Sorry about falling behind! These will be sent out tomorrow morning so keep an eye out over the next week and let us know what janky treasures you find!
October Standard Booster: Nicolas Rhoades
October Fallen Empires Boos...
2020-02-06 04:25:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi all,
We’ve got a new video for you! This is your early access link. We hope you like it. We most certainly had fun making it.
We’re already knee deep in our next full episode, and we can tell you...it’s going to be very naughty.
We’re also planning something fun for MN folks that we’ll be anno...
2020-02-04 18:35:12 +0000 UTC View PostHello lovelies,
We have more videos for you on the horizon! Expect an Interlude next week, along with some tasty extras for Indulgent Janksters and up shortly thereafter.
In the meantime, curious minds want to know:
WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON WATCHING 1v1 EDH? <...
2020-01-23 16:35:04 +0000 UTC View Post
GLORIOUS PATRONS,
Daniel here. I was updating the credits for this episode, with all of your names, and was really humbled and incredibly inspired by all the people who find joy in this. Thank you. We truly appreciate each and every one of you. Your support warms my heart on this New Year’s Eve.
BUT ENOUGH WITH...
2020-01-01 04:31:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Janklords.
Normally we save episode outtakes for Indulgent Janksters and up, but the demon is feeling generous today. Also, we’re down a video from last month, so we’d like to offer all of our fine supporters something to watch before the next travesty.
We’re cooking up something SPECIAL for this...
2019-12-05 14:30:08 +0000 UTC View Post
The demon is certain you want to see Episode 7 as soon as possible (like right meow). However, we ask your patience for a few more days. The episode is nearing completion, but we want to make sure it’s as fine tuned as demonly possible for you. You deserve the best, after all.
Next week you can expect:
-EPISODE ...
2019-10-31 00:42:26 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time to announce the monthly giveaways for September!
THE STANDARD BOOSTER GOES TO...
Daniel Harrison. I had to rip this pack from booster bro's, cold, lifeless hands...
THE FALLEN EMPIRES BOOSTER GOES TO...
Carlos Umali. "O Demon, curse this Thy unholy pac...
2019-10-12 00:23:37 +0000 UTC View Post
A booster box opening from the darkest of all possible futures.
Viewer discretion is advised.
For those newer to the ranks, our current release pattern is a full gameplay episode every other month, with shorter vids in between. EPISODE 7 is scheduled to release on Halloween (claws crossed)....
2019-10-04 14:10:59 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time to announce the monthly giveaways for August!
THE STANDARD BOOSTER GOES TO...
Caleb Welsh. Congratulations, you fiend...
THE FALLEN EMPIRES BOOSTER GOES TO...
Richard Murphy. Let there be weeping and gnashing of teeth...
THE EPISODE 6 WINNING DECK ...
2019-09-12 23:51:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The Discord is up!
Questlings and up, all you should need to do is link your Discord account to Patreon and you’ll get an invite from the robot.
Get in here. The water is warm.
2019-09-12 15:45:12 +0000 UTC View PostPATRON SAINTS.
We are simply speechless. To supporters old and new: THANK YOU. From the very bottom of the demon's dark heart. You're incredible.
As things ramp up, we're getting things more organized on our end. The Discord will be up very soon, and for those of you who need proxies ordered, you'll ge...
2019-09-04 18:12:20 +0000 UTC View Post
