Google 2016 I/O Keynote
I almost fell asleep watching Google 2016 Keynote. Joe is Apple fan boy, so he's not interested in watching it.
2016-10-06 14:47:35 +0000 UTC View Post
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Kardashian Robbery
Joe thinks she looks kind of terrible. I actually think her look is OK but very plastic.
If you have been following me for a while, you must know that I'm pretty heartless when it comes to rich and famous people's tragedy. Whether it's a divorce or a death, I don't care. There are people dying on the streets ...
2016-10-04 14:55:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Smart Assistant
Joe's smart phone virtual assistant is not smart most of the time.
2016-10-02 16:08:29 +0000 UTC View PostActress
Complimenting a friend's sister... and she didn't take it very well.
2016-09-16 17:27:14 +0000 UTC View PostStreaming Music
When it comes to streaming music, I'm more skeptical than Joe, especially for a road trip.
2016-09-15 13:49:59 +0000 UTC View PostNot Now
I'm building my IOS and Android apps at the moment, so these days I often work till very early in the morning.
2016-09-14 15:32:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Cat Whisperer
My cat definitely sees me and joe as "Bad Cop" and "Good Cop" right now. I'm apparently the bad cop. XD
2016-08-25 11:27:56 +0000 UTC View PostPretty Birds
Look at my birds, they are so pretty, ain’t they?
Naked Trump
When NakedTrump becomes the new Pokestop …
Several U.S. cities are graced with #NakedTrump statues. It has become such a sensation that even Pokemons are curious…
Sun bathing
Please check the attachment for the Follow up. XD
2016-08-18 22:42:58 +0000 UTC View PostYoung Vs Old
Just chilling' with my boy Pikachu in the sun. XD
2016-08-18 22:40:52 +0000 UTC View PostAdvantages
What are the advantages of dating a big guy like Joe? Of course I can think of many reasons, but I just had a brain fog at the moment. XD
Pokemon Go Naughty
Pokemon go naughty this time!
My cat loves watching us having sex. Everytime we make love, she’s always somewhere near the bed. So I imagined Pikachu should feel the same about human intercourse. XD
Concern
Acne is one of the many side effects from steroids. It's also one of the more obvious indicators of steroid use.
2016-08-16 14:38:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Magical Creatures
Me looking for Pokemons down the street.
You know that strange feeling when you search for Pokemons down the street and see that weird look on other people's faces as if you weren't wearing any clothes? XD
By the way, there are 7 Pikachus in this image, can you find them all?
2016-08-10 18:29:58 +0000 UTC View PostSad Eyes
I was once in love with a straight man who had sad eyes.
2016-08-07 23:09:19 +0000 UTC View PostLove Spiral
The love spiral that sucks you in deeper and deeper everyday.
2016-08-07 16:56:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Watching TV
Watching TV with Joe always turns into something else.
In the TV serie “Brain Dead”, alien bugs eat human’s left brain which controls logical thinking, the only way to fight them is to use your right brain which controls emotions, love and sex.
2016-08-05 08:11:25 +0000 UTC View PostHercules in the darkness
What god, man, or hero do you choose to praise?
I’ll sing Hercules and his great deeds.
Since Instagram can't handle my hero's big penis
I hide my demi-god's glory in the darkness.
2016-08-04 10:33:47 +0000 UTC View Post
