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Comment ‘Shop 21 Prompt

The little fella’s old enough to drink! What shall we ‘shop today, I wonder?

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The Classrooms - UNCUT

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Dig into this morsel and see how many scares got cut out (spoiler alert it's zero)

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Is the AI art in this game actually good?

Jacob and Charlotte's attempts to trap Patrick in a cage, box, or small animal enclosure have been unsuccessful as of late. Please leave your suggestions for trapping a feral Patrick in the comments below.

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Kickin' ass and sniffin' feet - Ad free

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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! A BUSINESS CANNOT KICK YOU OUT FOR HAVING YOUR DIRTY LITTLE PIGGIES EXPOSED UNLESS IT IS EXPLICITLY STATED IN COMPANY POLICY. MY WIFE AND I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO LEAVE FOUR DIFFERENT RESTAURANTS TODAY BECAUSE WE REFUSE TO COVER OUR FILTHY WIGGLERS!

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Jet Li: Rise to Honor - Part 6 UNCUT

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AstroPodlin 20: One in the Trick, Two in the Treat

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Charlotte might have run a fake 5k and we go way in on Mormon soda culture

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 20

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WARNING: LOTS OF EXTREME/SEXUALLY-CHARGED MOUTH NOISES AT 27:00

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Comment ‘Shop 20 Prompt!

Give us a metaphorical pumpkin to carve! (Actual spooky prompts are welcome too)

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Ranking Cryptids - UNCUT

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The boys get yelled at Okay, so what, you're telling me there's these guys right? These weird guys who are big or small or hairy or a bug and you're telling me they're real. Okay. Does kussie know cressie? Who's friends with Gorp? Is Jon Voight a crypt did?

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BONUS: AI Bigfoot Music

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He's feelin' great! We're not, but oh well!

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The boys get yelled at - Ad Free

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Okay, so what, you're telling me there's these guys right? These weird guys who are big or small or hairy or a bug and you're telling me they're real. Okay. Does kussie know cressie? Who's friends with Gorp? Is Jon Voight a crypt did?

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He removed her hands and face?

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Nim Chimpsky, the dumb ape?

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Jet Li: Rise to Honor - Part 5 UNCUT

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Have you ever heard the tragedy of Nim Chimpsky, the dumb ape?

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AstroPodlin 19: Is Charlotte Slow?

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We discuss the first Wookieepedia race and our takeaways. Meanwhile, Charlotte has discovered, to her dismay, that running actually feels good.

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 19

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Buckle up, folks. This bus has a new driver.

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Comment ‘Shop 19 Prompt!

What’re we making on this fall afternoon?

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Star Wars was always bad

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two losers push themselves to the limit to find out who knows more about fake stuff

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Wookieepedia Races - CHARLOTTE ROUND

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She genuinely had no idea how to connect Darth Plagueis to Damask Holdings

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Wookieepedia Races - UNCUT

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Crink was a swear word used in the galaxy. It was part of the phrase "crink it," used by people like Beilert Valance and T'onga to express anger. The variant crinking was used as an intensifier, by people like Jabba the Hutt, T'ongor, Valance and Dengar.

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IGN broke our computer - AD FREE

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Our intrepid reporter in the field, Ryan Hailey, returns with his take on American sports legend, Joey Chestnut. No one will remember the name of Lou Gehrig.

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Jet Li: Rise To Honor Part 4 - UNCUT

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IGN broke our computer. Our intrepid reporter in the field, Ryan Hailey, returns with his take on American sports legend, Joey Chestnut. No one will remember the name of Lou Gehrig.

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AstroPodlin 18: Daryl the Book of Carol

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Can you guess what cooking show Jacob is apparently SUPER into

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 18

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Save this little number for Valentine's Day.

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Comment ‘Shop 18 Prompt!

Give us some of that good stuff

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Charlotte eats raw chicken

Side effects of eating raw chicken include diarrhea (possibly bloody), fever, stomach cramps, nausea, vomiting, salmonella, bleeding maw, bonewrack, brittle coma, chronopox, and churning lung.

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Warhammer: Space Marine 2 - UNCUT

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Side effects of eating raw chicken include diarrhea (possibly bloody), fever, stomach cramps, nausea, vomiting, salmonella, bleeding maw, bonewrack, brittle coma, chronopox, and churning lung.

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we watch The New Norm

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the first ever animated sitcom!*

*on X, the everything app

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Bring Back Old New Funhaus

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As the Clone Wars escalated, Wat Tambor took an interest in the captive ARC trooper CT-1409, who had been captured during a battle in the Citadel but was presumed dead by the Republic. Tambor kept an unconscious Echo in a stasis chamber and managed to extract information from Echo's mind to use as an algorithm consisting of s...

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Jet Li: Rise to Honor Part 3 - UNCUT

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 17

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"The Doom of the World ... One alone can change who made it. And were you so to voyage that escaping all deceits and snares you came indeed to Aman, the Blessed Realm, little would it profit you. For it is not the land of Manwë that makes its people deathless, but the Deathless that dwell therein have hallowed the land; and ...

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