ATTENTION ALL RED-BLOODED AMERICANS: BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR RESISTANCE LEADER CODENAME: UNCLE BUCK. HE IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS AND DRIVES A FORKLIFT OUTFITTED WITH FULLY AUTOMATIC .50 CALIBER MACHINE GUNS. HE IS WANTED FOR CRIMES COMITTED ON JANUARY 6TH INCLUDING: ASSAULT, BATTERY, 2ND DEGREE MURDER, PUBLIC NUDITY, ILLEGAL WHAL...
2021-01-14 20:09:50 +0000 UTC View Post
This bonus episode is very late, and normally that wouldn't make any sense, but with the total loss of video and half the audio from this episode. This became a nightmare to piece back together. You can't make a fucking bing when the hard drive is full you fucking worthless mac? You can't over write the shit in the recycle bi...
2021-01-11 04:03:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning HWIDG-ers! It's a new year, a new day, and a new country apparently! Welcome to Neo-USA! They've really shaken things up with this time, so let's go down a list of some of the changes you can expect. North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana, Wyoming, and Idaho are now one big state called Farmville. Kansas has b...
2021-01-07 20:58:22 +0000 UTC View Post
This is it, the last HWIDG episode from 2020. Surely from now on we wont have anything to be angry about, right? Our arbitrary calendar system definitely puts a hard stop on the government screwing you over, companies being greedy, and people generally being stupid. So throw away those riot shields that have 2021 stamped on t...
2020-12-30 22:57:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Ho ho ho. It’s Christmas and Santa has been busy this year. Spreading a non-deadly virus across the planet. Creating a new army of Karens to steal the freedoms from actual human beings. Dropping off new Galaxy S500s to all the “Frontline” nurses to create Tik-Tok dance routines in stunning 4K! Over dosing criminals, and...
2020-12-24 23:43:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Heads up, this is not a regular episode of HWIDG. As always we appreciate our listeners and fans and you can join us on DISCORD, and support us on PATREON or by 2020-12-17 04:11:03 +0000 UTC View Post
In order to combat the worldwide C-Virus that was unleashed upon the world in 2020, there was only one thing we could do: fight virus with virus. Research started by HWIDG Corp indicated that only a mutated strain of the C-Virus had a chance at defeating the original strain. After a series of breakthrough animal tests by Dr. ...
2020-12-09 01:34:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back fans to another Uncle Buck episode of HWIDG. Tim is Dead, long live the Buck! This week we're a little less fired up and talking about these issues.
* Sh!tty Tools
* Indigenous People's
* What do you want for Christmas
* The Expendable Franchise
Buy a tool, buy it once, that's the way I live....
2020-11-30 20:58:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to this unusual Minisode for November, I'm all by myself so I'm giving monologies about,
People who don't take tending the fire seriously
Disturbing Acoustic
Had Enough Franchises
Cheap Band-Aids
Thanks for supporting the show, please leave a comment and let me know what you think of this solo epi...
2020-11-30 00:19:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back fans to this retro bonus episode with Uncle Buck filling in for Tim again. We're a slight bit more calm today and talking about these do gets.
Reading
Hobby Skills
Some Goddamn Peace and Quiet
New Mattress
What are you doing now? That's right reading, I wish we all did just a little more read...
2020-11-25 00:08:41 +0000 UTC View Post
All Points Bulletin: Wanted, one Peruvian Podcast host last seen in year 4 of HWIDG. He is known to like Anime, Fighting Games, Breaking Handles, and frequently trying to barter for goods and services with VHS copies of Rhinestone. He should be considered armed and extremely dangerous, and will likely be babbling about.
Thank you for coming to your podcast's assessment meeting today. So, Here's What I Don't Get is doing pretty well all things considered. He turns in his episodes on time just about every week. He's raging at an above average level compared to his peers, which is really nice. He's doing really well in geography, really diversi...
2020-11-19 05:29:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Ever had back pain? It's real dumb. Why human have soft outside but hard inside? Isn't that backwards? Why God? Why soft, easy-to-hurt jelly protects hard, strong bone? I want an exoskeleton please. I think at some point ...
2020-11-12 07:29:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Or if you prefer just this Final Episode of Lower Decks-pectations!
Welcome citizens of the former United States of America. Now that your 2020 ele...
Put your hands together for this month's mini issues
All These Cyberpunk Delays
Halloween Music
Food Coloring
Cheering for Nothing
Thanks for supporting the show!
2020-11-01 00:49:49 +0000 UTC View Post
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This is it folks! It's finally come time for Halloween night, and we here at HWIDG would like to wish everyone a very Happy Halloween. Whether you're going out door to door, handing out candy at your house, going to a party, sitting at...
Join us for Hack of the Living Dead Tonight at 8pm eastern.
2020-10-26 21:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
October is almost over and with it ends the Halloween Season and begins the worst season of the year, pretending to love jesus season. But while the unseasonably warm weather sticks around, take your tarp off and listen while we talk about these great pleasures.
Mash Ups
Bridges
Dogpiling
Going Topless
A ...
2020-10-23 23:45:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Check out Hack of the Living Dead Premiers Monday October 26th @ 8pm eastern
A dark and stormy night. Lightning crashes in the distance. On the...
Here it is the straw that broke the camels back. Fuck this movie, fuck everyone in this movie, fuck everyone who worked on this movie, and fuck Tim for making me watch this movie.
2020-10-22 03:30:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes I am just mass uploading these, I do not give a single fuck. You want to play a game, go buy monopoly you old fuck.
2020-10-22 03:29:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Why does the thumbnail say "Tab and Tim Watch" and not "Before & After" because fuck you that's why. These movies suck and I hate them.
2020-10-22 03:26:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Check out the video version of the episode!
It's a chilly, foggy night. You find yourself walking the streets of your hometown once again. You recall the days of yore, running from house to house on Halloween night, holding out a pillowcase and g...
2020-10-14 23:50:15 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a movie that we had to watch in school. IN SCHOOL! This is a piece of crap. It's all spectacle and some how it is incredibly boring, you know who's fault it is? That's right Kathleen Kennedy.
Everyone give Matt from Minnesota a big thank you for sponsoring this movie commentary, we literally wouldn't have done i...
2020-10-12 17:39:06 +0000 UTC View Post
With the official start of the spooky season, HWIDG is proud to bring to you life's scariest costumes! No vampires or ghouls here, though. No, we've got a line of the highest quality, low-quality costumes of life's actual monsters. Like: taxes! BOO! Okay hotshot, not scared yet? How about a broken condom! Get ready for those ...
2020-10-08 03:01:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Debates, debates, debates. Dat's all I hears about dis week. Debates this, de bates that. I don't even know who da Bates are? Norman Bates? Like from da Psycho movies? Why is he runnin' for President? You gonna vote for a psycho? Really? Don't he dress up like his mother or whatnot? You really want one o' dose homeopaths in d...
2020-10-02 04:32:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Dating Sites
A Balanced Breakfast
Still having SD
Guys who speed up when you pass
Jazz
Gudnuf
Persona
Getting back in your own car
Like all great things, HWIDG has reached its 200th anniversary. That's right we've been bringing you life's toughest issues for two hundred years now. Hard to imagine that this all started with two guys writing into their local newspaper about the death of Daniel Boone and how he was "an overrated hack". Their newfound brothe...
2020-09-24 18:14:27 +0000 UTC View Post
A film theory so stupid only a Madcuck could share it with you. Check this out before it premieres on Episode 225 of The Dick Show.
