"Where do you see yourself in five years?" your boss asks. You think long and hard. You internally chuckle because of the phrase "long and hard". "Well, hopefully I'm still producing quality content, just like the guys on the Here's What I Don't Get podcast that I listen to every week." Wrong answer. Your boss draws a gun on ...
2021-11-19 22:21:22 +0000 UTC View Post
You have been called together today because you are the best in your respective fields. It will take the greatest strategic and scientific minds we have to face this problem. What is this foe we face? The sun. For too long us humans have had to deal with invasive rays of light waking us up far too early. Or blinding brightnes...
2021-11-11 05:39:51 +0000 UTC View Post
This late release Bonus Episode for October we're talking about.
Survival Game Sub-Genre
Oktoberfest
Fan Petitions
Pizza
Sorry for the lateness, hopefully we'll be getting back on track this November and December.
2021-11-11 04:34:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Now that November is here, it's time to hibernate! Get out of the cold and bundle up next to your extremely flammable space heater, turn on your favorite streaming service and binge, binge, binge. Because that's the American way. What could be more American than veg-ing out on the hot new series while avoiding friends and wor...
2021-11-04 22:22:28 +0000 UTC View Post
HWIDG is proud to announce that we're changing our name to more closely align with how we feel the podcast will be going in the future. Today we're announcing: DUNC Talk. Going forward, DUNC Talk will be your one stop shop for all news and media related to DUNC, the new hit IP. What is DUNC? Is it a movie? An NFT? A food? We ...
2021-10-28 20:41:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Due to a severe pumpkin carving accident, Tab is unable to join the podcast this week, and under similar but unrelated circumstances, Tim is unable to join as he is currently confined to county jail for drunkenly attempting to re-handle a car. Fortunately the hosts were able to dictate their general thoughts on what they woul...
2021-10-22 00:18:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, with World War 3 on the horizon, we here at HWIDG would like to wish you the best in the coming apocalypse. Whether it be Mad Max style resource-gangs getting in shootouts over Mountain Dew, Fallout style atomicpunk restructuring, or a Walking Dead-esque epidemic of zombies and bad writing, we hope you have half as much...
2021-10-14 23:45:27 +0000 UTC View Post
This week on WHAT WAS THAT? YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP SON! our two old men are at it again! With an industrial-sized tub of Ben Gay, a fresh stack of adult diapers, and a 2 LB bag of Werther's Originals, these grumpy old men are ready to... to.... what was it we were doing again? Where am I? Who are you? I've got to get back to...
2021-10-07 04:29:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Introducing... Crango! The same great tastes you love from cranberries and mango, now combined into a mysterious new fruit! Why is it pitch black? We don't know, but that's how they come! It's totally safe! Why are they perfectly triangular? We also don't know, I guess they grow that way! Are they available unshelled? D...
2021-10-01 03:06:39 +0000 UTC View Post
In this very special minisode that's actually a regular episode as requested by BrassKnucklez our spite producer, we're talking about.
Accounts
The Anonymization of Content
Medicine
Fake Betas
Lying
Live
China's Ban on Gaming
Neat Food
It's Fall now. I don't care what you say. We had the sneak preview, and now it's here, so chug a bunch of Claritin and get your carving kit out because some horny teens just moved in next door and you've got to stop t...
2021-09-24 04:04:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Webster's dictionary defines the number 251 as "the natural number between 250 and 252", but it is so much more than that. It's also the second number after 249 and the second number before 253. It is also the mass nu...
2021-09-16 04:25:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Five years strong and growing! Thanks to all out listeners and supporters, and shoutout to Flinstones Vitamins for keeping our bones healthy! As we snort another batch, let us regale you with our tales of nerd rage ab...
2021-09-09 23:34:50 +0000 UTC View Post
On this week's episode we talk about that mistake that has plagued us for 20 years. 20 years ago our great nation's leaders made a terrible decision and it has now, finally come to bite us in our rear. The wake of des...
2021-09-02 22:35:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back fans to this month's minisode. This month we're jabbering about these petty annoyances.
Flys
Women Cleaning
Whole Movie Trailers
Lost Hours
You want proof there is no god? Flys. Fuck...
2021-08-30 05:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Check out Gabbin about Godzilla!
Plus check out the video episode!
In honor of HWIDG's upcoming 5th anniversary, we will be releasing a new version of the podcast to cele...
2021-08-27 06:10:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Check out the video episode!!
Welcome back patrons to this month's bonus episode, this month we're all fired up and talking about.
TV Archives
Back on the Horse
Comeuppance
Being the Worf
A long time ago if you missed your favori...
2021-08-26 02:54:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Jay submits this niche horror film for our viewing pleasure, and some amount of boredom. Join us as we watch some of the most gory practical horror I've seen in many years.
2021-08-26 02:40:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is, the movie literally nobody without a front hole wantedto see. My sister joins us to give the perspective of the target audience to our otherwise hate and spite filled review. Big thanks to Beware the Feds for this spite producer request.
2021-08-26 02:37:05 +0000 UTC View Post
For the first time in our county's history, the impossible has happened. A cruel, vindictive man has rigged an election in his favor. Tab Birt is charged with one count of election fraud and one count of vote tamperin...
2021-08-19 23:56:17 +0000 UTC View Post
The time has come to vote, and unlike at a whiskey tasting, I won't be using russian interference to sway the results...
Or will I?
Vote now!!!
This week on Podcast Crimes, how well do you know your fans? For every diehard fan out there that is a normal Joe Schmo, there lurks the possible John Wayne Gacy of podcast fans. The small town of Saratoga in Wyoming ...
2021-08-12 22:58:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Check Out the Video Episode!
In what some are calling the "Canonball Run" of podcasting, we present to you the absolute fastest produced episode of this show yet! Live (in the past) from the road, Tab regales us with tales of truc...
Karaoke
Why Windows Can't Stop Shitting it's Pants
Not Having a Second You Plan
Square Pizza
Brassknuckles writes and demands we watch Dracula 3000 without shitting on it, well we watched it best we could. And believe it or not it wasn't the worst thing we watched that day. Join us on video while we talk to t...
2021-07-31 02:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back to this month's bonus episode this month we're talking about
Destruction
Living on the Edge
A Few Good Men
Wikis
Sorry about the late release.
2021-07-30 04:41:17 +0000 UTC View Post
It was only a matter of time folks. Usually we're not ones to copy trends and follow what everyone else is doing, but this time there's big money involved, so away with our dignity! We're proud to present Here's What I ...
This week we have lost a dear friend. Join us in mourning as we say goodbye to someone that has been with this podcast since it started. But when life throws your loved one off of a cliff/into a volcano, it resurrects said loved one with a new body and kick-ass devil powers. So get ready to say hello to Devil Recording Laptop...
2021-07-22 16:33:11 +0000 UTC View Post
On this week's episode of HWIDG, we'd like to apologize for any audio snafus there might be, but just remember we're just a couple of dudes. We're not one of these big podcasts backed by a global media company. Those kinds ...
2021-07-15 05:41:48 +0000 UTC View Post
