Heres What I Dont Get

Madcucks vs Discuckery Episode 11 (Audio)

I don't remember much about this episode other than it was stupid.

Madcucks vs Discuckery Episode 14 (Video)

I hate this show, none of it makes any sense. They ruined Star Trek. I though JJ had done the worst you could do, but then Brian Fuller said, "Hold my beer." Let's stop pretending Fuller was the good guy on this. He left the show sure, but I bet he charted most of this course. There's only one acceptable way to handle this show....

Madcucks vs Discuckery Episode 13 (Video)

We're off to a bad start at the top of this episode as I am singing to myself. Things go downhill when my mic stand breaks. I hate this show.

Madcucks vs Discuckery Episode 12 (Video)

Please god make it end. Please please.

Episode 65 - The Grandma Effect

The Asylum Presents Lou Ferrigno in "The Grandma Effect" Buckle up buddy, cause this is another thrilltacular episode of This Is What I Don’t Understand! Action at every corner, drama up the wazoo, and enough side-splitting laughs to fill a 65 gallon drum! This week Tad and Jim investigate these topics:  
* Asylum Film...

Bonus Episode 16

 This month on Here’s What I Do Get:  
* Puzzles
* Shutting The Fuck Up
* Being Right
* Turning It Off

Sure you're a lazy do nothing who weighs 400 lbs, what are you going to do exercise? No. Unless you're exercising your mind. Puzzles aren't just movie posters that Edward Scissorhands got...

Episode 64 - You Get the Sentinel

It’s that time again folks. It’s 7 in the morning, you’ve got a bottle of Sunny D, some freshly toasted Eggos, and a copy of Banjo-Kazooie. You’re gonna get that last Jiggy in Clanker’s Cavern even if it takes all day. So blow on that cartridge and get to collecting these issues:  

-Repairman Sched...

Episode 63 - Cats 2: Horses

Look at me, now look up. Something is above you, caging you in. You are trapped, but now is the time to ascend! Raise yourself up! Burst through that barrier and into space! While you’re up there, come visit us on the ISS, we promise we haven’t been replaced by sludge monsters in skin suits who don’t have to deal with thes...

Tab & Tim Watch #2 - Robocop (1987) & Robocop (2014)

Well, you did it! Your first pick for us was both Robocops at the same time, so we did it! It was a little awkward at first, but we got used to it eventually, making sure to spend a little bit of time on each one so that the other one didn’t get jealous. Chances like this don’t come around very often, so we’re grateful you...

Episode 62 - What Does the F Mean?!

In a world, where the innocent are ravaged by both MegaCorp soldiers and junkie gangs looking for a fix, there is only one podcast prepared to take on these injustices: RoboHWIDG. Watch in glorious stereo and Technicolor as RoboHWIDG dispenses its vigilante justice on these issues:  

-Impatient People
-Speed Hump...

Minisode 3

Tim comes screeching into the Madcucks Studios hot and heavy and we talk about some important, yet microscopic issues.

- Flimsy Physical Media
- Too Short of a Chairs
- Too many small plates
- Too Tight Pants
- Sleeping at a New Place
- Not Seeing the Hulk's Penis

You know how you spent a little extra to g...

Madcucks vs Discuckery - Episode 10 (Audio)

 Vissectitude on Gab.ai reminded me this show is back and boy oh boy do I wish he hadn't. This is a rollercoaster of a journey. What makes my head explode and wish everyone involved with this show gets a brain tumor? Does anyone on this show give a shit any more? And who was a the receiving end of some spicy tweets once the...

Madcucks vs Discuckery - Episode 10 (Video)

Vissectitude on Gab.ai reminded me this show is back and boy oh boy do I wish he hadn't. This is a rollercoaster of a journey. What makes my head explode and wish everyone involved with this show gets a brain tumor? Does anyone on this show give a shit any more? And who was a the receiving end of some spicy tweets once the episo...

Episode 61 - Pain Units W/ Spicy Beef

Get ready for the show of the century with this week's episode! Dim the lights, start up the fog machine, and blare some nu-metal as we enter the ring and try to TKO these issues:  
-Electives
-"Me Too" Businesses
-Your Dumb TV Show
-Testicles

EXT. COLLEGIATE CAMPUS, DAY.  Our hero, TAB, blasts throu...

Episode 60 - A Thin Layer of Frost

Welcome to another rousing episode of Here's What I Don't Get! This week we hop on to the wild steer that is life and try to lasso these issues:

Planned Obsolescence
Your Dumb Bleeping Children
Not Putting Things Back where They Go
Not Removing Ice on Your Car

Everything must go. No, it's not a fire sale, it's ...

Tab & Tim Watch: Hunter Prey

Welcome to your new monthly reward, patrons! Every month we'll sit down and watch a movie of your choice, whether we like it or not! This first episode is an exception though, as we start off with an indie sci-fi flick that has a sordid past with us. So grab a ten dollar soda, an industrial sized tub of buttered popcorn, and sit...

Bonus Episode 15 - Here's What I Do Get

Here's What We Do Get this month:
* Silence
* Filtered Water
* Organizing Files
* Ad-blockers 

 Tab Blows the episode intro so badly we almost had to cancel the show. 

Speaking of cancelling the show, that would leave you our first do get this month. Silence. Silence is the feeling of taking of...

Episode 59 - Billable Hours (Ft. Nick Rekieta)

Originally, we weren't going to have an episode this week, but at our weekly meeting with our internet lawyer Nick Rekieta, we got to talking about some issues, and luckily he records all of his conversations. Here's what we discussed:
-Organic Food
-Checks (Cheques for you weirdos)
-Taxes/Fees for things you already ow...

Episode 58 - Hack Your Life (Video)

This is the last regular video episode. Starting very soon the $10 tier is going to be a new bonus episode a month! Tim and I are going to try to squeeze one in before the end of the month for you guys.

Thanks for supporting the show.

Episode 58 - Hack Your Life

It's a few days into 2018 and your resolutions have gone up in flames already! Don't worry, because we here at HWIDG have our own resolutions, some involving you, and some involving illegally sourced Liger meat. Come with us into this meat locker, we promise it won't hurt. As you slowly freeze to death, we'll tell you all about ...

Episode 57 - No Return (Video)

Video version

Dicktation - Rambo First Blood

Many months ago I visited Dick Masterson and in the Mountain Bunker and watched a horrifically violent movie that made the career of the biggest mumbler in Hollywood History!

Visit again as Dick Masterson and I host of The Dick Show talk about random mumbo jumbo as we watch Rambo First Blood. During the episode I was offe...

Episode 57 - No Return

One year leads to another, so grab those 2017 calendars and burn them for warmth while you listen to our thoughts on the following issues:  
- Cars w/o Phone Holders
- Places Open on Christmas Day that Don't Need to Be
- No/Poor Return Policies
- Family Photos

Odds are, some of you will listen to this podc...

Bonus Episode 14 (Video)

In this crazy episode of HWIDG Tim comes out of hiding and shows his face for the first time on the internet. We talk about some stuff we used to not get but now we do because of new experiences. Then we shift gears and talk about the stuff we do get, will this episode be cancelled? Or will it enter a Utopia of 4 way stops? Only...

Bonus Episode 14 - Here's What I Get Now (Audio)

Merry Christmas!!

In this installment of exclusive bonus content we find out what homosexual fantasies Tim now understands about himself. The learning Journey Tab came through as a young man, and most importantly if you watch the video Tim comes out of hiding. Check it out!

Bonus Episode 13 (Video)

Here's a description. It's christmas eve, and I'm just waiting out the next 36 hours until this bullshit holiday is in the rear view

Episode 56 - Zombie Baby Jesus (Video)

Hopefully as you sit down to listen to this week's miraculous episode, you find yourself in the comfort of your home. Preferably with a nice hot mug of cocoa, a fully furnished tree, and your pet bobcat purring at your side. So, prepare yourself as we parachute in with these issues:  

- Xmas Light Tours
- ...

Bonus Episode 13 - Here's What I Would Do About It 2 (Audio)

In this final appearance by Buck, we run back through the list of issues picking up from Episode 27 and give a run down about the solution. The common solution may surprise you!

Tim's final test episode

About a week before Tim's first appearance on Episode 52 we recorded this final Test Episode. The audio is moderately better, and a few days later I would loan him the dreaded snowball mic. Stay tuned tomorrow is Buck's final Bonus episode.

The Car Podcast

After recording an episode of the regular show I thought we'd take a crack at recording a Bonus episode, and hey, why not do it in person. With no where to do it that was particularly quiet we took the show on the road recording the whole thing using my DR-40 field recorder and a couple of mics while driving aimlessly around tow...