And as we finish this time capsule of 2064, to be opened in 100 years, we place in it an audio recording once thought lost: Episode 86 of the podcast know as Here's What I Don't Get. The rage fueled diatribes of host Tab, later known as The Supreme Killdozer, gave us unprecedented insight into serial killers. The calm, puzzling ...
2018-07-19 02:17:20 +0000 UTC View Post
This month we've got these exciting do gets!
- Salsa
- Chili
- 40 Hours
- Rain
Quickly becoming the leading condiment on Earth Salsa is like ketchup, but for Mexican food, and has many different flavors. I guarantee out there somewhere is a Salsa for you. I think I am going to create an online dating website fo...
2018-07-16 01:40:10 +0000 UTC View Post
You've won! An all-expenses paid getaway to HWIDG Island! Enjoy the tropical beaches, where the sand is filled with broken glass and used needles, and the water is definitely not infested with mutant sharks. Rest in one of our many resort hotels, complete with scummy pools and even scummier sheets. Savor the local cuisine, inclu...
2018-07-12 04:19:12 +0000 UTC View Post
What is my favorite movie of all time. Tom Hank's 2004 incredible role as Golthwait Higginson Dorr PhD a mastermind of the heist of the century. Watch this fuckin movie, it's literally the best thing the Cohens have ever done. Then get ready to watch it again, because I hit play immediately after watching this movie.
2018-07-12 00:12:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoa there brother, slow your roll. You're messing with the most American™ formerly international podcast around, HWIDG®. You step up to us on this, our most hallowed day? The day to end all days?! The day represented by red, the color of the blood we shed? And by blue, the color of the blood we shed before we shed it? And by...
2018-07-03 23:33:20 +0000 UTC View Post
This month features the greatest american story ever told. The 1996 BTFO of a bunch of hentai aliens from the planet fuck off. In a movie that peaked Jeff Goldblum, Sky Rocketed Will Smith, Features Jayne Cobb before the Cobb, and stars the greatest movie extra the world has ever seen. Independence Day should be your most belove...
2018-07-02 04:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Professional lawsplainer Nick Rekieta joins me this month to ask the burning questions that YOU want answered!
2018-06-30 13:22:27 +0000 UTC View Post
This month these tiny issues annoy us.
- Grass
- Watered Down Fruit
- Birds
- Not getting the pop
- Yoga
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! Only on Sunday can you catch X-Treme HWIDG! Watch as they fly through the air and crush issues with their bare hands! Adult tickets are 8 dollars advance, 10 at the gate, kids' tickets are free with purchase of one adult tickets. Concessions are half price for seniors. That's right! Only 21 dollars for a Ho...
2018-06-28 13:14:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Four Issues, only one winner. Welcome back to the International Here’s What I Don’t Get Cup, where finest issues from all around the world come to do battle. That’s right Russ, and tonight we’re down to the semifinals of this competition, where the last four issues are going head to head, just like the heroes of Battle F...
2018-06-21 02:09:31 +0000 UTC View Post
This month on Here's what I do get.
Getting Back to Work
Steam's new content policy
Meat
Garbage Collection
Welcome to St. Here's What I Don't Get's today as we gather here to celebrate the life and mourn the death of these four issues. Now, these issues were never the best members of society, we can all agree. But, they lived truthfully and on their own terms which is something that the rest of us can only strive for. Now, I'd ask a ...
2018-06-14 02:02:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Your mission Agent Here's What I Don't Get, should you choose to accept it, is to take down an extremist sect of the terrorist organization known as I.S.S.U.E.S. These are well known radicals that will not hesitate to put you down so you must act swiftly and without prejudice. The names of their four lieutenants are as follows:<...
2018-06-07 01:02:54 +0000 UTC View Post
The results are in and Bloodsport is this month's winner. A movie that Tab has never seen and Tim hasn't seen in a long time. Bloodsport brings back the best of the 80s! Stereotypical honor minded oriental characters, easy casual sex with reporters, endearing bromance, and most of all a simple plot that explains itself in 20 min...
2018-06-03 17:25:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's What I Don't Get, a podcast. A show barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. Combining it with Tony from Hack the Movies, we have the capability to create the world's first bionic podcast. Better than it was before. Better, stronger issues like:
- Graduation
- The Social Justice Droid ...
Peek behind the curtain of HWIDG with some pre-show banter! Why does Tab have pizza? Who gave Buck the creeps? How do you clean a soldering iron? Find out inside!
2018-05-30 20:05:40 +0000 UTC View Post
If you miss that "season 2" vibe, then Buck-le up, because Tab joins me as the guest moderator, and wow was it fun!
2018-05-30 18:39:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to the final bonus bits for this month.
- Windows Notifications
- No Mens Dish Gloves
- Lack of Backup Shopping Baskets
- Small Monsters
- Flys
Hey, it's Windows Here. I need to tell you about this important Bonus Episode that just released on HWIDG!
Maybe you're a sensitive man, not wanting to ...
2018-05-30 16:44:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay folks, for my first trick I'll need a volunteer from the audience. Anybody? Yes, you sir! Come on up. Okay, hold this hat please. Reach in. Nothing, yes? Now, I say the magical phrase "Here's What I Don't Get" and..... Abracadabra it's four magical issues!
* Fort Knox-Level Account Security
* My Culture is n...
Apologies upfront, we had an issue with Tim's gate in the new studio setup. It's fixed for next week. Sorry guys.
Hundreds of years ago, on the island of Here's What I Don't Get, an American nuclear test went horribly wrong. The blast triggered a dormant volcano, whose lava was then irradiated. Nearly all life on the isla...
The heat is on, folks. On the stove, in the sky, oppressing the ones you love with it's sweltering radiance. Here at Here's What I Don't Get, we're trying to keep cool by any means necessary, cold showers, popsicles, the works. We find what works best is sticking the following do gets in the freezer for about 15 minutes:
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OKAY LOOK, I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME TO EXPLAIN, BUT THIS EPISODE OF HERE'S WHAT I DON'T GET IS COMING IN HOT! IF I DONT KEEP THIS BABY UNDER 70 MILES AN HOUR IT'S GONNA BLOW US ALL TO HELL. GET OUTTA THE WAY! HERE'S THIS WEEK'S ISSUES!
* Funko Pops
* Birthdays
* Summer
* The Useless Things Taught in Schools
Funko ...
2018-05-10 20:37:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Tim joins me for this thrilling recap of what may be the most fun movie of the MCU. I know Infinity War is out, but I'll keep powering through these until the end with a big recap of Infinity War at the end.
2018-05-05 02:50:52 +0000 UTC View Post
It was a close call in the voting this month and we had to actually go deep into the rankings to figure out a clear winner. So we will be updating the votes for a ranked choice vote point system. The winner with 82 points for May was Tucker and Dale vs Evil a movie half of us have seen. It actually turns out really good, we both...
2018-05-03 22:19:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, well, well. Looks like we’ve got ourselves some trouble in this little town. Seems like Sheriff Here’s What I Don’t Get doesn’t like the Buck gang hanging’ ‘round these parts. We ain’t got no love for you ourselves lawman. Guess we’re gonna have to settle this the ol’ fashioned way. Get ready, Sheriff. It...
2018-05-03 18:02:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Sliding in at the last second is April's Minisode where we discuss these minor issues.
- The Room
- The Premature Nod Off
- People That Don't Eat Pizza Crusts
- The Inconsistency of Movie Popcorn
- Post Movie Shoes
- The 45 Minute Snow Day Make Up
What may be the most boring movie ever made, The Room. Why...
2018-05-01 02:48:47 +0000 UTC View Post
100 criminals. 100 parachutes. 1 island. The event of a lifetime: Here's What I Don't Get Royale. Watch as hardened criminals bash each other's faces in for the chance at freedom, blow each other up with improvised bombs, and behead one another with glee. But watch out! There's kill zones, where their neck implants explode if th...
2018-04-26 22:35:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Buck gets pissed off at a coworker and makes his boss crack up.
2018-04-25 20:51:17 +0000 UTC View PostA few minutes of catch up banter between Chaco and Buck. A few laughs, and a behind-the-curtain explanation.
2018-04-19 10:18:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The year is 20XX. Machines have taken over the world. The human resistance Here’s What I Don’t Get has been forced into the subway tunnels underneath New York City. They thought they were safe down there. They were wrong. One day while searching the subway, they came across an odd room. Filled with empty pizza boxes, skatebo...
2018-04-19 05:24:49 +0000 UTC View Post
