Hello fellow HWIDG-icans. For the past three years, we have served as your commanders-in-rage. Now, these years have not gone by without change, and, we'll admit it, some bit of scandal. But have we not been truthful with you? Have we not been the most upfront? We haven't. And that is what we are here to talk to you about tod...
2019-11-21 02:11:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Now that the prayer is over, it's time to go around the table and tell everyone what you're thankful for this thanksgiving, if you're having a hard time thinking of something because some fucking moron rear-ended your beautiful Honda Accord that you've literally driven all across the country, you companion through dozens of a...
2019-11-15 04:13:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone, itโs time to gather โround for another special Podcast! Since last you joined us, Tim has been called to the European Invitational for Non-professional Destiny players and joins...
2019-11-14 03:45:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back to Here's What I Don't Get. Now that Halloween is over, we're moving on to the most American of holidays, that's right i'm talking about National Fast Food Day. The 16th is coming up fast so we're making sure everyone is ready to stuff themselves silly yet somehow not feel full. We're talking Taco Bell breakfast,...
2019-11-06 23:01:28 +0000 UTC View Post
7 years ago John McClane threw a man off a building and never thought of it again, someone thought about it though and his name, was Simon Gruber. Now Gruber is back and he's out for revenge against his brother's killer, and a billion dollar payday care of the Federal Reserve. McClane's only hope is a racist electrician HeyZe...
2019-11-03 04:08:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to our new movie review show, where instead of just telling you what we think. We discuss what we think it will be before we go see it. Reflect on the franchise as a whole and then tell you what the movie was actually like once we get back.
Our inaugural episode is Terminator: Dark Fate, the first direct s...
2019-11-03 04:02:08 +0000 UTC View Post
This is it. Halloween. Hallow's Evening. All Hallow's Eve. Samhain. Parentalia. No matter what you call it, it's time for the dead to come back to life and feast on our flesh. So gather up your torches and pitchforks and see how many waves you can get through in one life. I hear if you get through 50 waves you unlock the Head...
2019-10-30 23:51:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Spooktober is almost over and with the end of one season comes another Minisode from HWIDG. This month we're bringing up childhood trauma while talking about these issues.
Costume with a Jacket
Milk
Modern Trick or Treating
Beverage Injuries
You were good in school, worked hard, and got the perfect cost...
Welcome to Here's What I Don't Get About Destiny, you number one source for Destiny news and guides! This week we take a look at masterworks and the new exotic bow quest. Don't recognize any of these words? Don't worry, for the complete opposite is happening to me! God help us all I'm dreaming about Calus tributes and sparrow...
2019-10-23 23:03:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back Patrons to this month's sniffled bonus episode. This month we're having an allergic reaction to these great pleasures.
- Panel Shows
- Pumpkin Carving
- Critical Role
- Rockets
Not a comic con panel which is the lamest thing on planet earth. No a British Panel show, maybe the apex of live imp...
2019-10-17 03:06:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to Here's What I Don't Get: Hong Kong Edition! On today's episode we review the top 5 most stylish gas masks, test out our new laser, and discuss the pros and cons of molotov cocktails. But first and foremost we discuss good ol' Blizzard and our support of the #Blizzard Boycott. It'll be interesting to see BlizzCon ne...
2019-10-17 02:22:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to a very somber episode of Here's What I Don't Get. Usually we're boisterous and jolly, but after the events of this weekend it's hard to find any light in this dark world of ours. Usually we don't get political, but we feel in this case we must. It's time for our government to finally do something about this problem...
2019-10-10 01:29:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to Here's What I Don't Get, now with 100% more Spooky Scary Skeletons! It's October finally, so get your spook on, your colonizer on, your hay ride on, and most importantly, on October 17th, get your virtual desktop cleaning on. Put on your favorite Halloween song, warm up some cider and sit back as we tell you the ta...
2019-10-02 20:51:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Mega Producers you voted and we listened and watched, this movie! So grab your stark gray suit, mirrored sun glasses, and HWIDG token and gather round the TV for a special advertisement at the end of the commentary that totally won't turn your face into snakes and bugs.
Warning: Halloween 3 Commentary should not be...
Thank you patrons for another month of support, in this recently washed and chilled podcast we're talking about...
Bans
No Clocks in Games
Fifth Wheels
Surprise Family Visits
Why remove someone from something when there are millions of ways to just ignore them? It's because you're weak willed and a cowar...
2019-10-02 01:51:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back from vacation folks! Welcome back to city life, being underpaid and overworked, a general rudeness and much much more. But, maybe instead you can think back to your vacation. Whether you spent your time with your toes in the sand, or your boots on a mountain, or standing in line at the all-you-can-eat shrimp buff...
2019-09-26 00:51:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to Here's What I Don't Vape, the only formerly non-vaping podcast to tackle all of life's strongest strains. I'm your host Tim the Handlevaper and with me as always is my friend Dab Birt. On this week's episode we try Dab's Colorado haul! He's got everything from Carrot Cake Wake n' Bake to Bob Barker's Right Hook to ...
2019-09-17 21:07:05 +0000 UTC View Post
It's September, Green Day is asleep. Earth, Wind, and Fire is getting ready for the party of the year for the end of fall. Spooky Skeletons are rattling around, college girls are prepping their yoga pants and boots, and we're in the last days without pumpkin spice. But the best part is here, Here's What I Do Get, and when we ...
2019-09-17 05:22:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Apple apple apple, apple apple apple? Apple apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple! Apple apple's apple, apple apple apple apple, apple apples, apple apples. Apple apple apples' apples? APPLE! Apple apple apple Apple apple apples. Apple Applebreaker apple's apple apples, apple apples apple apple applin'. Apple, apple apple apple...
2019-09-11 23:25:21 +0000 UTC View Post
2019: the year of long-awaited fulfillment! TOOL, Missy Elliott, and The Raconteurs dropped new music after 10+ years, we saw the culmination of 10 years or Marvel movies and were graced with both a new Tarantino film and Alita: Battle Angel which was announced in 2003. But if there's one thing that has been most looked-forwa...
2019-09-04 22:56:39 +0000 UTC View Post
In what is widely regarded as the Greatest Movie of All Time. Connor MacCleod plays Russel Nash, a bookish antique dealer with a heart of gold, and a neck as brittle as a toothpick. Watch as he slays his foes and absorbs their power in The Gathering a contest of immortals in 1985 New York City. With music by Queen, and appear...
2019-09-01 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Gather round ye HWIDG-ets and bear witness to these trivial annoyances given voice by our faithful heroes.
- All This Hair
- Touching the Screen
- Calling an EP and Album
- Migraines
How does Cousin It survive the summers? Tim has no idea because while his mane isn't as glorious as the aforem...
2019-08-30 20:50:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to the First Annual HWIDG Space Crime Consortium. We've gathered top leaders in space crime knowledge from around the world and are here to start the path on space crime imprisonment and rehabilitation. First off, we've got a preliminary list of your classic space crime prisons, including: self-sufficient spaceship pr...
2019-08-29 01:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Forget everything you know about 2019 and start looking to 2020. Why? Only because the greatest sport to ever hit the airwaves is coming back for your pleasure. Thatโs right, the XFL is back, and theyโve announced the first eight teams already, and we here at HWIDG are proud to bring you the official announcement of the n...
2019-08-22 01:03:20 +0000 UTC View Post
It's mid-month and that means it's time for another laid back non-angry episode of Here's What I Do Get. This month we're hitting pause, cracking a beer on the roof, kicking back, and starting a new game with,
- Recliners
- Taking a Break
- Character Creators
- Roof Top Bars
The throne of the house,...
2019-08-15 05:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The Return of the King. The Dark Knight Returns. Taken. Rambo. Harry Brown. JOHN FRICKIN WICK. I'M THINKING HE'S BACK. Pulled from retirement, forced into the spotlight again, he returns. One last mission. Crown and cape ready, he soars into 2019 with The Bestest Documentary in the Universe. Nominated for 53 Academy Awards an...
2019-08-14 23:18:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is the movie no one was looking forward to. Serenity, not that one a different one. One man's 3rd year film school story finally comes to life in 2019's Serenity. Join Matthew Mcaoun- how ever the fuck his last name is spelled, a down on his luck fisherman trying to catch Justice, a big fuckin Tuna. His fortunes chang...
2019-08-14 21:17:44 +0000 UTC View Post
From the minds that brought you HWIDG, comes a brand new podcast, its Todd Explains the 80s! Remember the 80's? Tab and Tim don't, so Todd sits down with them every week to explain The Cold War, Reaganomics, John Hughes, Family Ties, Madonna, Duran Duran, and more! So, put on your best shoulder-padded suit, use half a can of ...
2019-08-08 00:57:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back HWIDGets to this month's looney toons movie commentary. Join Tab and Tim as they sit down to watch the most Mr. Miyagi movie to ever wax on or wax off. In a world without phones, or people who speak English, only two things prevent total anarchy. Ax wielding gangsters, and flip flop wielding old ladies. So sit do...
2019-08-01 17:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back to HWIDG Presents: Wacky Facts! Did you know everything The Beatles wrote took just 8 years? Or that Michelangelo spent 4 years painting the Sistine Chapel and 3 years sculpting the seventeen foot tall David? Did you know that Alexander the Great's massive empire expansion took 10 years? And did you know that fro...
2019-07-31 22:58:22 +0000 UTC View Post
