Coming to NBC this fall, The New Normal, from the creators of the legendary Life. In this futuristic sitcom, we follow John Everyman in a post-apocalyptic New York City. After a virus wipes out a large percentage of humanity, John must go from eating from cans and virtual conference calls to having to put pants on again! And ...
2020-05-13 23:03:45 +0000 UTC View Post
All this and more on this week’s episode! Don't forget to join us on DISCORD, and support us on PATREON, NEWPROJ...
2020-05-07 04:28:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Quarantine log day, forgotten, we’re on full blown coronatime. I haven’t showered in 4 days. I no longer own any pants. Food supplies are running low, fortunately the cat food is pretty tasty with a caprisun chaser. I have seen everything offered on Netflix, and can now confidently say, it’s all garbage. There were a fe...
2020-04-30 23:50:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back to Here’s What I Want to Reopen, the most popular podcast about reopening things! Number one this week is………. this bag of Doritos! A lovely spicy nacho flavor, orange dust all over your fingers, what’s not to love about this bag of Doritos? Second on our list………… the investigation into D.B. Coop...
2020-04-23 03:59:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Truckin and Tuckin joins us for a commentary on the greatest Kombat franchise in history. We also enjoyed a drinking game during the game, and you can play along.
Pose - Sip
Character Intro - Sip
Mortal Kombat! - Drink
"Soul" - Drink
Fatality - Shot
We get pretty drunk so see if you can keep pace.
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Welcome back HWIDGits to this month's bonus commentary this month we get these important pleasures.
- Just Right Bad Movies
- Swiffer
- Jack Box
- Harry S. Plinkett
Be sure to vote for May's movie commentary!
Just another regular day here at the HWIDG offices. Tab is shambling around with a bottle of Jameson in each hand, Tim is meticulously counting number of tiles on the floor, and Todd is cooking up a nice squirrel and possum stew. Oh, and Tony from Hack The Movies came by to drop off three pallets of Speed 2 Blu-Rays. So join ...
2020-04-16 04:07:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello there. Sergeant Jones reporting here. We recently carried out a raid on an illegally operating business during this quarantine. Two men were found and turned over to the CIA for disposal err I mean questioning. These men were conducting illegal broadcasts denouncing our supreme leader and other highly respected members ...
2020-04-09 00:27:50 +0000 UTC View Post
That's right the movie commentary you've been waiting for, Rhinestone. This movie quickly entered into our hearts with just how absolutely ridiculous it is. A great pairing, of Dolly Parton's Left and Right Tiddy, Dolly Parton, and Sylvester Stalone. In the gender swapped country music version of My Fair Lady you never knew y...
2020-04-07 20:23:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Looks like we made it folks. The Series Finale of Gene Luck Pickard and this episode takes a huge dump on all common sense. Magic Doctor Who fixit devices. Stupid robot Golems. A a character of such little self esteem she is easily convinced to destroy the universe and just as quickly convinced to stop. Thank god it's o...
2020-04-03 02:25:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Quarantine Day 962: Being King of New Canada is not all lollipops and poutine, contrary what you may have heard. The serfs are never happy with what I graciously give them. Other lands could never afford to pay their peoples such a large sum of 1,200 caps. Frequent assassination attempts mean I must be on watch at all times. ...
2020-04-02 04:32:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you patrons and welcome back to this month's Minisode. This month Tim's allergies are flaring up as we talk about these minute annoyances.
Microwave Beeps
Peek of Summer
Internet of Lies
The Speed of Luxury
Under the hood microwaves have changed very little, sure they're more energy efficient, and b...
2020-04-01 00:49:57 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a blast from the past in this early morning throwback to a bygone era. Buck's got issues and now, you're gonna hear about 'em.
Being Essential
$50k Paperweights
401k Taxes
Walk-In Tubs
The grass is always greener, for one of these co-hosts is essential and one is not. If only they could switch places...
2020-03-30 20:13:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Quarantine Day 236: Finally, I made it to Canada. The trek was arduous, and I had nothing to keep me warm in the cold Dakota wilds except for a light jacket and my HWIDG Uncle Buck Signature Hat. It will be tough adapting to life in this new place. It's so bright, even at night, it seems they still have some form of electrici...
2020-03-25 03:02:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Well here it is folks. The Penultimate episode of Star Trek Pickard. I can't get over how pointless this stuff is anymore. Tim and I spend a good portion of this episode in stunned silence with our head in our hands. Fuckin Embarrassing.
Check out the video over on youtube 2020-03-23 20:19:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back HWIDG fans to this month's Bonus Episode. It's a shitshow outside so the only thing you have to do is lift weights and listen to our podcast. So grab those barbells while we talk about,
Self-Isolating
Reassuring Leadership
Buzzer Beaters
Civil Disobedience
Tim is in Utopia. No reason to go ou...
2020-03-21 22:29:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh please god let it end. This episode we set some new bets, but more importantly go where no eye clicker has gone before.
Video Episode https://youtu.be/Vck9V1Ue2ZA
By the numbers
Funny Eyes 14/31
Directly Contradicting Canon 18/6...
Quarantine Day 6: The bunker still stands. Despite the constant raids and attacks by packs of rabid dogs, our stash of TP has been mostly untouched. Tab and I ran out of Todd meat yesterday, so I had to make the choice. It was either him or me. I set a trap with some new shiny Mustang parts, and he fell for it. I guess that m...
2020-03-19 00:47:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember Riker and Troi! Well guess who's back and has a sob story about a dead kid? That's Right a poorly written facsimile of a beloved character. Witness the most interesting character this series has to offer in an episode that is pure filler between the events of last episode, and the action packed race to the finish com...
2020-03-12 03:34:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Welp, this is it folks. Our last transmission. The government has raised the Rage-o-meter to DEAFCON-1. Rage all across the world is at an all-time high, and there are no signs of it letting up. As Patient Zero, Tab has bravely decided to go into quarantine where his body will be submitted to dozens of rigorous tests and ulti...
2020-03-12 03:27:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back Trekkers and MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.
The force of Suction of course, because this episode is terrible. Join us as we spend nearly the whole episode with not Spock and Soji Tabuchi and they finally figure out she's a robot. Then Pickard finds her and they get away to safety.
WHAT IS THE REST OF THIS...
2020-03-05 18:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
As with everything with the garbage schedule I've had this month, THIS EPISODE IT LATE. But Fuck you, you paid a dollar for it. So here it is finally our Minisode for February, a fucking bullshit 29 day month.
Not Enough Syrup
Cutting Your Lip
Hair Ties
Rewatching Shows Online
Fountain Sodas are great, al...
2020-03-05 00:46:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone's sick. We've all got a bit of the coronavirus in us already, and now we're just waiting for the alien eggs to hatch from our stomachs. That's right folks, in my 4 AM congestion-fever haze I discovered that COVID-19 is actually alien babies that want our warm bodies as incubators for their furtive young. Also, Jim He...
2020-03-04 23:54:22 +0000 UTC View Post
1973. A failing radio show on KHWIDG. Co-host The Big Breaker found murdered in the studio. Only one man can solve his murder and simultaneously get the show back into the big time: The Machine. He stalks the bars looking for answers and chumps. He challenges the scummy gangsters to a game of life or death: air hockey. One pu...
2020-02-26 22:16:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey look video is back! Two in a Row! There is a brief pause at 14:53 we give you a recountdown to restart the episode once we regain our composure.
Welcome back Patrons episode 5 of Picakrd introduces us to the worst named villain in the history of Star Trek. Also the lamest death of a character Tab cared more about t...
Sorry for the late posting on this, with all of the other content we've had in the pipeline this one kept getting pushed down. Here it is though, and with just a few more days to vote for March's movie commentary! So go do that and while you're...
2020-02-25 06:01:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to another episode of Here’s What I Don’t Get About Sonic, the only formerly non-hedgehog-related podcast to tackle all of the issues of the Blue Blur’s universe. On this week’s episode, we discuss Sonic’s recipe for chili dogs and finally tackle the big issue: Who’s the sexiest ancillary Sonic character? ...
2020-02-21 02:07:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We're at it again and coming off the high of the best episode so far is the most eye rolling episode we've seen this week. We posit some theories, give some alternate takes on the plot, and generally dislike most of what we see. We're filming this episode in a space ship, but we recreated my apartment to not shock your senses...
2020-02-19 17:46:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Rise up Gaymers and go see Sanic, the beloved autism hedgehog in what will surely win an Oscar for best movie that isn't Birds of Prey this weekend. It's a simple enough movie with a straightforward plot that was executed surprisingly well. It's the first movie of 2020 that I will recommend to you the fans of HWIDG.
Rec...
2020-02-15 18:52:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Well this is it, the final entry in the TNG universe for Tim. We're sitting down and discussing a possible Star Trek 11. Autism robots. Plot holes. And everything great and terrible about Nemesis. We hope you've enjoyed this retrospective look into TNG, hopefully we'll be back with more Star Trek discussion.
2020-02-14 06:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
