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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Ep 14: "You've Got Mail 2: You've Still Got Mail"

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Like a fellowship of heroes gathering for a noble a quest, Carly, Chris and Joe gather for a noble quest...ion and answer session?? We're talking fine fabrics, Hidden Machines, and that mysterious figure known only as Endrizzi Dale'Earnhardt.

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Talkin About KEVIN SMITH w. Branson & Tim

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By clicking play on this episode you are consenting to spending approximately 90 unbroken minutes listening to two 36 year old men discussing the oeuvre of filmmaker Kevin Smith and their relationship to it. Don't go on Splash Mountain if you don't wanna get wet.

Branson & Tim talk about the writer/director/performe...

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Rude BUSTS of Magic: Weird Times in Piss Harbor

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Branson drew a bunch of busts of characters and we'll be putting them out every few weeks. Please, please enjoy

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Rude Talks of Chatting NETHERMURK Ep 13- Weird Guys in Boats

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Christopher, Carly, Joe, & Tim talk barbershops, playing NPCs, breakfasts, hobbies, and, of course, that strange dance we call Magic The Gathering.

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Pokemon: BROWN

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New characters for Pokemon: BROWN from Branson Reese.

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Wealthy Poorson's Nethermurk Almanack: Molefolk

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Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his immense fortune to travel every inch of our wonderful underground world. It has been said that Wealthy Poorson has seen everything there is to see in the Nethermurkβ€”and then some!

Realizing that the wealth-challenged may be unable to devote ...

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Rude Talks of Chatting NETHERMURK Ep 12- A Big Bad Baptism

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"Ranger's supposed to speak a lot. That's how he works."

^that's just one out of OVER AN HOUR'S worth of quotations that YOU can hear in this latest episode of Rude Talks of Chatting with Christopher, Carly, Joe, and Tim. They talk the Ep, the introverted, bros, and inspiring foods. Listen...if do dare.

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Talkin About CHRISTIANITY w. Christopher & Tim

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It's a battle for the ages: two performers from far flung ends of religious tradition (raised Catholic v. educated Episcopalian) meet in the conversation dome to talk about Christ stuff. Listen to Christopher Hastings & Tim Platt talk about their early & late experiences with "duh faith" and why they return to its wat...

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Rude BUSTS of Magic: Come At The King

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Branson drew a bunch of busts of characters and we'll be putting them out every few weeks. Please, please enjoy

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Rude Talks of Chatting NETHERMURK Ep 11- No Lemon, No Party

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Christopher Hastings! Branson Reese! Carly Monardo! Tim Platt! The four of corner of that strange square called Conversation! They talk about Old People, Game Stop, Game Play, Character Design, The Episode, and MORE!

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RUDE GYMS OF BADGES

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As discussed in the latest Rude Talks of Chatting, here is the entire Bucket of Milk gang transformed into Pokemon gym leaders! Now show your love for the show and make a ROM hack with all of us!

Lineups & Flavor Text: Bran & Joe
Gym Leader Sprites: Da Bran Man

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Rude Talks of Chatting NETHERMURK Ep 10- Blood Drive

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Yah Gotta Give It Up For CHRISTOPHER, CARLY, & JOE as they talk Italy, Pokemon, Wario, and OF COURSE the most recent episode of NETHERMURK!

Editor's Note: We had some recording snafus and had to use our backup audio for this episode. We apologize for the dip in quality but trust that the incredible energy of this am...

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RTOM 🩷 LA

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We're selling this brand new design featuring the original Rude Tales of Magic cast to fundraise for the Anti-Recidivism Coalition. 100% of the proceeds will go to support the incarcerated firefighters and their efforts to fight the L...

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Dungeon Masters' Camp David With Chris & Skulltenders' Cohen Edenfield

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The job of One Who Runs a Dungeons & Dragons Game For Radio is a relatively rare and new one at this point in human history, and to be frank, we're still working out some best practices. And so we call this meeting of peers and pals, Nethermurk DM Chris Hastings and Skulltenders DM Cohen Edenfield to discuss, "What the he...

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Rude BUSTS of Magic: Class Dismissed

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Branson drew a bunch of busts of characters and we'll be putting them out every few weeks. Please, please enjoy

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Talkin About CHRISTMAS MUSIC w/ Ali, Joe, & Tim

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There is a twisted drama within this episode of Talkin About Christmas Music, where Ali, Joe, & Tim chat about their favorite holiday tunes. Who will be heard? What will be heard? and how will these three strange friends recover from Marley's ghost, who swooped into the audio to cause a stir.

Also we D...

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Rude Tales of Magic Plays "Goblin With A Fat Ass"

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"Silent night, holy night"? Fat chance! This holiday season, we're treating you to a fully produced bonus game from the Rude Crew: Tom Bloom's "Goblin With A Fat Ass". Run and produced by Rude Tales of Magic's Carly Monardo, this very special episode introduces Rude Tales of Magic: Nethermurk's GM...

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Rude Talks of Chatting Nethermurk Ep 9: Portrait of a Problem

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Christopher, Carly, and Tim talk nativity, cookies, and episodes...specifically episode 9, Portrait of a Problem! Listen to these mad cap maniacs answer listener submitted questions! Listen!!

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Wealthy Poorson's Nethermurk Alamanack: Christmas

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Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his immense fortune to travel every inch of our wonderful underground world. It has been said that Wealthy Poorson has seen everything there is to see in the Nethermurkβ€”and then some!

Realizing that the wealth-challenged may be unable to devote ...

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LAST DAY FOR LIMITED EDITION MERCH!

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Dear Friends,

Today is the last day to buy our four Holiday Exclusive merch designs. Don't delay! Head to the store right now to grab 'em!

But that's not all, today is also the last day to buy any of our wonderful evergreen designs to ...

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Rude Talks of Chatting: NETHERMURK Episode 8

Branson + Joe + Tim + Surprise Guest Carly hop on the to discuss the strange interlude known only as You've Got Nail. We talk of food, drink, school, introverts, and, of course, senior superlatives. Listen, won't you?

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Carly, Chris, and Branson draw their Rangers [Spoilers for Today's Episode!]

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Based on Tim's description of his incredible new character, Carly, Chris, and Branson were inspired to draw their own interpretations of the creature known only as "Ranger". Feast your eyes!

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Rude Tales Holiday 2024 Merch is Live!

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Shop the Rude Tales of Magic Holiday 2024 Catalogue! We've got new designs, old faves, and some super-special Bell House merch! And for those in the Gnome Gnoble or Elf Lord Tiers, we have a special promo just for you! (Scroll down on this very Patreon ...

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Rude Talks of Chatting NETHERMURK Episode 7

Carly, Chris and Joe talk about the ep A Light Snack and answer questions about introducing non-D&D games into the campaign, Carly playing a chaotic little boy, and what it's like being in the band, Oasis.

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Wealthy Poorson's Nethermurk Almanack: Water

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Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his immense fortune to travel every inch of our wonderful underground world. It has been said that Wealthy Poorson has seen everything there is to see in the Nethermurkβ€”and then some!

Realizing that the wealth-challenged may be unable to devote ...

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The Real-Life Linus and Yewli Are Here

And they're answering your questions on TikTok and Instagram! If you're not already following us on those channels, you're missing out on a world of wisdom! W...

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NOW ON SALE: Live Shows!

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Exciting news! We've put all our classic livestreams and our 2021 Bell House show up for sale in our Patreon store! Maybe you want to relive some of the greatest streams in history, or maybe you're looking for some diverting entertainment tonight! Either way, these streams are for you πŸ˜‰

For Elf Lords/Gnobles/Freaks, ...

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The VILLAINS Draft w/ Christopher, Joe, & Tim

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Bwa ha ha!

Villains. No matter the medium, no matter the genre: there they are.

But what if three friends had to make a team of villains, drafted from literature, cinema, history, and wild card? Wouldn't that be amazing?

Well, welcome to amazing. Happy Halloween.

SINcerely,

Rude...

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Rude Talks of Chatting NETHERMURK Episode 6

Chris, Carly, and Tim talk about the ep A Nice Dead City On A Lake! We then answer questions about DMin', collaboratin', startin' pods, spookin', and, of course, old projects.

Let's fricken ...

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Rude TAROT of Magic: Six of Wands FINAL TAROT

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Well this is it. What a long strange trip it's been... for me to poop on!


That's the last tarot card. Our story ends with the protagonist of Rude Tales of Magic riding off into the sunset, no lesson learned whatsoever. Much like me, Branson, who drew however many tarot cards there are despite a -frankly- pret...

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