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The Lost Diaries of Frederick de Bonesby

You have found a strange tome which chronicles the day to day activities of some nobleman, including details of meals, strange dreams, and the attempts to master the slippery minutia of a forbidden magic ritual.

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Rude Talks of Chatting for ep019 "Breaking Dawn"

In which one member of the cast compares Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) to Orthanc, the tower of Saruman the White.

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Rude Levels of Upping

The gang reaches Level 4! Gain precedented access to the inner workings of our minds as we pore over cantrips, roll d8s, and find out what "feats" are*! Take care of yourselves, babies. 



*a portrait of Bellow's feet is available at the Master tier of this Patreon

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Rude Talks of Chatting for ep018 "The Shish Kebab Express"

Some of LPR's most notable voices gather for a lively and illuminating roundtable discussion of the day's most important issues.

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Rude Talks of Chatting for ep017 "Rain of Terror"

In which we discuss getting back into character after a long absence, DMs letting the dice lead the story, the trailer for "Hillbilly Elegy, A Ron Howard Film" and more!

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The Gang in Fort Casual

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Now that they've left Fort Casual* here's a little art of the gang as I -Branson- imagined them during their time in that dusty little oasis they called home. Like it? It's canon. Don't like it? Not canon. Ambivalent? Hey, have a great weekend! Boom. Something for everybody. Some of these outfits are based on famous western g...

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"Can't believe a human is this light"

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As you know, the cast re-listened to the main show as preparation for our return. When I reached "Murder of Crows", I realized I had never seen any drawings of the Mysterious Woman who stalks the group —  but I pictured her so clearly in my mind thanks to Branson's descriptions. I drew this back in August and then forg...

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Monk of the Two Elements

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Gouache and ink illustration of our girl Albee, a little unsure of where to go next 🍃💨

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Talkin' About LOONEY TUNES with Branson and Carly!

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Carly and Branson let their hair down for once and talk about what may be their biggest shared influence: Looney Tunes! The conversation spans the famed directors of Termite Terrace, the not-as-famed writers, background painters (Maurice Noble — look him up!) and gags, gags, gags! Plus, Branson shares one of his trademark "...

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We’re streaming Among Us with Fun City on Sunday!

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Hola Ruderinos, we are streaming hit Murder Your Friends game Among Us with our pals from Fun City. Join us this Sunday, October 4th at 2pm ET on various Twitch channels:

Talkin' About HANNIBAL With Ali & Christopher

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This Patreon exclusive episode of Talkin' About features Ali (Cordelia) and Chris (de Bonesby) talking about one of their shared favorite television programs, Hannibal. They also accidentally get into True Blood, Hyperion, Dracula, and other things. THIS IS OUR DESIGN.

Music is Lotion by The Gre...

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Secret Chats of Talking for the End of CATK and Episode 16

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My Lords! Hail with us a new episode of Secret Chats of Talking! 

On this, the secretest show, the behind the scenes of the behind the scenes, Branson and Taylor talk about absolutely fucking NAILING the end of CATK, clear up some lingering canon questions, agree on the best lore of CATK, and wax optimistic about w...

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Rude Talks of Chatting for ep016 "A Stranger Comes to Town"

Back from their long slumber, the gang is back to talk about Episode 16 of the main campaign! Listen as we discuss how it felt getting into character after Mountaintop, ASMR, and which comedy cities the Rude Tales cast would hail from! A chat to stimulate the senses!

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Encyclopedia Cordelia: Dragons

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Recently recovered Cordelian artifacts have revealed themselves to be semi-permanent  (and quickly degrading), solidified auditory illusion spells, created by mage, historian, and naturalist, Thimbit Leavings, an unknown number of years ago in an attempt to document and market a collection of recorded sounds cataloging t...

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Stirfry's Tumbleweed Pies (The Menu)

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You want to eat like a Stirfry Customer? Here're your options! 

Click the pic to zoom in!

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TALKIN' ABOUT with Joe and Tim: Comic Strips

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Joe & Tim (Podcasting's Bellow & Stirfry) get together to do some talkin' about the comics page. Strips that delight, strips that baffle, the medium of the newspaper, and a few hints at TALKIN' ABOUTS yet to come. 

Check out the attached comics page from the day of the recording! Not only do we REFERENCE th...

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A quiz!

In honor of getting you amped as hell for the return of the main show next week our own Branson Reese (Rude Tales of Magic) has put together a little quiz to help you find out which Rude Tales NPC you are.

This will go public in a few days but we thought it grand to give you a first look at it. Have at it! And ...

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NEW ELF LORD EXCLUSIVE MERCH

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"Remember Assembleaux? He's back! In shirt form!"


Our beloved Elf Lords, we have not forgotten you. Far from it, you're there on our every thought. And to thank you for your support we've worked tirelessly around the clock to bring you an exclusive Come At The King shirt! Wear it! Enjoy it! Let 'em know what ...

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Rude Lasers of Feelings!

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SET PHASERS TO BONUS CONTENT!

The Rude Crew is taking the week off from our regular release cycle (stay tuned in two weeks for the return of some old friends) but don't fret! your ears won't be getting a rest this Rudesday!

Today we're releasing a bonus episode of the gang playing the galactic, one-sheet RPG La...

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The Dean Mug and How to Use It

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Hi folks, Ali here. Looks like the exclusive merch from the virtual live show is starting to hit mailboxes—yowza!—and we’re getting a lot of questions about what a mug is and how to use it. 

The basic process is to set the item on a flat surface with the open end of the cylinder facing up, then pour coffee in...

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Rude Talks of Chatting for "Come at the King: The Final Chapter"

Crank those ears open for a behind the scenes talk on the finale of Come at the King! We had a lot of fun with this show and the send-off? Why it's no different! Listen to us jape as we discuss our favorite moments, the romance of Smellulus and Samara, the reign of Emperor Torrin, and which song would play us off if there's e...

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Welcome, travelers!

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A large hello to all of our subscribers, new and old! Here’s a little something Branson drew a while back — use it for your phone background or print it out as an un-optimal bookmark. We loved revisiting the original cast in the live show last night, and can’t wait to discover what else they’ve been up to. That’s ri...

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Snake [REDACTED: COME AT THE KING EPISODE SIX SPOILERS]

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Please don't look at this image if you're not caught up. This caption if for those few, those brave, those whose eye immediately goes to the caption of an image before taking in the image itself.

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Talkin' About with Tim and Carly: Pride and Prejudice

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You asked for it (and we also asked for it!) so voila! A hot cuppa talking with your pals Carly and Tim on one of their favorite subjects: Pride and Prejudice!  We discuss our P&P news and perform another iconic scene from the novel! 

You may have noticed some post-recording branding...we're calli...

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Amber-Ale Assembleaux and Fanboat

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Branson, here! Just wanted to share this drawing I made of Assembleaux and little Fanboat. We've been loving all the fan-art and I couldn't help myself. Had to get in on it.

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Rude Talks of Chatting for "Come at the King: Part 6"

From our open mouths to your open ears: it's your behind-the-scenes look at the penultimate episode of Come At The King! We're talkin': rage, royal acts, and poignant butt deaths!

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You can now buy your free ticket to the Live Stream show with THIS promo code:

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It is, as always, our pleasure to serve.

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Tickets on Sale now for August 28th LIVE SHOW STREAM

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If you haven't already heard, then allow us to delight in telling you now that we are hopping back on the live show horse, only this time the horse is a digital, information super-horse! 

We'll be performing our first live streaming show on Friday, August 28th, and tickets are only $5! (Elf Lords, yours, of course,...

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Rude Talks of Chatting for "Come at the King: Part 5"

Can you believe it? We're back at our appointed time to talk about last week's episode of Come at the King! There's also a spicy little announcement up top that — much like when coming at the king — you best not miss!

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My lords, my lords, PLEASE! Check out this shirt!

 ELF LORDS! Bask in the warm glow of exclusivity with this premium T-shirt just for you! Inspired by Raymond Pettibon’s iconic albu...

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