Finishing her meal, Savanah slumped against the back of her chair and threaded her fingers in her lap. A few seconds later, the unfamiliar tickle of her swollen abdomen chased her hands back to the armrests.
“I don’t get it,” Savanah said, her posture straightening. “You’d gained what? 100 po...
2025-04-03 13:39:15 +0000 UTC View Post
We enjoyed our recent Chewing the Fat interview with NadyaBBW but--much like if she were to stumble upon a tribe of hungry cannibals--the...
Savanah sat at the breakfast bar and watched Angelina huff around the kitchen. Despite the actress’ size, she moved gracefully, gliding from the refrigerator to the sink to the island countertop, alternately finding, washing, and cutting various vegetables. Savanah could still envision her navigating cliffs and ...
2025-03-20 14:50:59 +0000 UTC View PostWow! The short month of February threw me off my game! I almost missed State of the Patreon time! Fortunately, I didn't miss it entirely as things are blossoming like Spring flowers around these parts...
First of all, this week's chapter of Savanah's Swan Song features nearly a d...
2025-03-19 16:59:57 +0000 UTC View Post
“Let’s ambush the caravan ourselves,” you say, hardly believing you’re saying it.
Skasnell looks at you sharply. He can tell by your face that your statement isn’t born of reckless bloodlust, but from thoughtfully weighing the pros and cons. He nods solemnly. “We’ll wait until nightfall.&...
2025-03-13 12:56:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I just published the super-sized, 20th installment of Savanah's Swan Song. This week was to be the return of Shalma's Destruction, but I was on a fat roll with Savanah so I decided not to refuse the muse. I hope that's OK. Anyway, this was probably my favorite chapter to write thus f...
2025-03-07 14:22:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The ocean was bracingly cold. Savanah’s instinct was to race back up the beach, but she wanted answers more than she needed warmth. So, she trudged behind Angelina through the turgid water until the churning surf smoothed into a waist-deep pool.
The sand beneath her feet gave slightly as...
2025-03-07 13:33:25 +0000 UTC View Post
A fab-to-flab confab with the BBW queen and former string bean about how the naughty hottie ruined her body
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2025-02-28 14:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
"Why don't we take a swim?"
When Savanah hesitated, Angelina quickly added, “Don’t worry. The cove is completely private. No one can get within a mile.”
“It’s not that,” Savanah said, lifting her duffel. “I didn’t bring a swimsuit.”
The actress waved away the triviality. ...
2025-02-21 15:47:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Patrons:
It may seem counter-intuitive for a writer like me, but I firmly believe in the adage “a picture is worth a thousand words.” For that reason, I’ve incorporated a couple of them to preview what’s upcoming in this month’s “NSFW” SOTP. Now that you’ve been warned, scroll on!
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2025-02-18 19:24:50 +0000 UTC View Post
As appealing as the thought of Shalma growing fatter on all that rich food is, something isn’t right. A merchant crafty enough to survive in Darrumburgh doesn’t just transport their wares on the caravan equivalent of a sil...
2025-02-12 17:51:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Angelina waddled past Savanah and opened heavy curtains on a large window adjacent to the double doors. This allowed in more light and expanded the already impressive vista. “How was your trip? Did you like my little puddle-jumper?”
“It’s beautiful.” Savanah finally got around to answering the actress’s fir...
2025-02-07 14:11:29 +0000 UTC View PostShalma’s eyes go wide. “You want to enter a strongman competition?”
The entire troop, save Skasnell, erupts in laughter.
“Watch out boys,” Shalma announces gleefully. “It looks like we’ve got some competition this year.”
“I just thought it wa...
2025-02-04 19:01:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Nota Bene: Here's that supersized installment of Savanah's Swan Song I promised! If you need a refresher: https://www.patreon.com/posts/savanahs-swan-16-120624877
“Please be ready to go in thirty minute...
2025-01-29 23:27:09 +0000 UTC View PostNota Bene: Expect a longer chapter (and a larger Savanah!) with Magmaman illustrations very soon. Now that my company’s gone, I’m writing up a storm!
Since we're bouncing around a bit, here's a link to the previous chapter in the timeline if you need a refresher: 2025-01-23 17:45:55 +0000 UTC View Post
The next few days are spent in the goblins’ cave, alternately resting and indulging in the exterminated broods’ remaining perishables. Shalma leads by example in both.
You haven’t been with Shalma’s band ve...
2025-01-21 18:24:49 +0000 UTC View PostDear Patrons:
Happy New Year! We hope all is well in your world and 2025 is off to a positive start!
Please excuse the brevity of this SOTP report, but I have family visiting. That said, I have a few quick bullet points—
*I had hoped to publish a chapter of Shalma’s Destruction...
2025-01-15 18:35:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Link to the previous chapter: https://www.patreon.com/posts/savanahs-swan-14-118549031
Savanah expected Chad to call back immediately. Beg her forgiveness. Throw himself at her mercy. He had done it countle...
2025-01-09 18:05:12 +0000 UTC View PostYou probably noticed that the current chapter of Shalma’s Destruction is only accessible to Enabled Overeating and Sabotaged Snacks patrons. While most chapters will be accessible to all patrons, there will occasionally be subplots from a secondary character’s perspective that will be exclusive to high...
2025-01-03 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember Millicent from The New Mrs. Claus? Here's an illustration from Magmaman of her getting fat for daddy...er...Santa (under the slightly nefarious influence of Gingerbread mercenaries Chip, Crunch, and Crumb).
May your holidays be as ful-filling as Millicent's!
Cheers,
Ma...
2024-12-25 08:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Three Months Earlier
Savanah inspected herself in the mirror, crinkling her button nose at the hints of cellulite on the backs of her thighs. She wore a stretchy blue tennis skirt and an even stretchier green cashmere sweater with a plunging neckline. At least the incongruous combo dug from ...
2024-12-23 18:33:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Inspiration is a fickle mistress. A few weeks ago, I sat down to write a ‘musing’ for the page; however, after considering several topics, and failing to gain traction with any of them, I scrapped the idea and moved on to s...
2024-12-19 20:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostDear Patrons—
Happy Holidays!!! We hope you’re having a peaceful and joyous end to your year and that 2025 is shaping up well for you. Things are shaping up around here, too (and that shape is round)! Here’s a quick taste of some of the holiday goodies we’re currently baking up:
It’s be...
2024-12-16 21:11:01 +0000 UTC View PostPrevious chapter: https://www.patreon.com/posts/shalmas-part-i-116770787
Skasnell leans against a large boulder jutting from the underbrus...
Late-night talk show host Paul Padner addressed his studio audience, and the millions of people watching from home, with obvious excitement in his voice—
“Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Our next guests are a cougar and a savannah. No, it’s not Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom, it’s two of the bi...
2024-12-03 15:19:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Shalma faces the trio of Goblins. You expect them to run away. You certainly wouldn’t blame them, especially after witnessing what she did to a dozen of their compatriots. Instead, after a moment’s hesitation, their leader releases a shrill wail and charges, maw gaping, his dagger poised above his head ready to mete reven...
2024-11-26 19:25:14 +0000 UTC View PostDear Mighty Mavripers—
We hope you’re doing well and are having a nice start to the holiday season. It’s the time of year for friends, family, and fattening feasts…and if you’re not into those things, you probably wouldn’t be here! As they say in that old holiday nursery rhyme: “Christmas i...
2024-11-19 01:17:21 +0000 UTC View PostShalma faces the trio of Goblins. You expect them to run away. You certainly wouldn’t blame them, especially after witnessing what she did to a dozen of their compatriots. Instead their leader, after a moment’s hesitation, releases a shrill wail and charges, maw gaping, his dagger poised above his head r...
2024-11-14 18:33:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Chad had a field day with Savanah’s new curves. Like the rest of humanity, he’d always found her attractive, but now her body was new and improved. She was like a remodeled rollercoaster, replete with tighter turns, steeper slopes, and deeper drops. And just like when he was a kid riding the coasters at ...
2024-11-08 18:28:26 +0000 UTC View PostADVENT Public Historical Record:
In July of 2015, the coalition government formally known as ADVENT was first proposed by a small group of human politicians who stepped forth intent on negotiating with the Elders. Despite their effective conquest of Earth’s combined militaries, the Elders allowed fo...
2024-10-31 21:39:32 +0000 UTC View Post
