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New episode tomorrow! Tuck on the radio! And a preemptive explainer about this season…

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(This post about the meme lady being bisexual is now itself a meme to me. I cannot stop thinking about it. We're loving it! Okay, here's the newsletter.) 

Hey friends,

Happy Pride!!!! Hope you’re hanging in there. I’m gonna be honest: I just hyperfocused on zine layout stuff for five nonstop fun-filled ho...

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Naveen Kundanmal's Pterodactyl Screech Transition Timeline

This month, we chat with our friend Naveen Kundanmal, a self-described professional yeehaw gay. Topics include: 

  • Doing Shania Twain karaoke at the Texas State Capitol
  • Getting medicated out of your need to TikTok
  • Tracking your HRT timeline via pterodactyl screeches 
  • Trying to pl...

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Normal Gossip live! Murdered by Swifties?! Good news for Canadians!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. I just got home from a super quick trip to visit BFF of the show Mckenzee, as some of you may have seen on her Instagram. It was very cute! I saw geese and ducks and chickens and other birds and prairie dogs and normal dogs and deer and Mckenzee’s two cat sons, and it w...

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Get 10% off your 2 TRANS 2 FURIOUS order!

Hey, me again. Long time no see.

Remember that book I mentioned a few hours ago? The all-trans Fast & Furious zine that is available for preorder now?

Mckenzee suggested that I give y'all a little discount for being my best friends a...

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Zine presales open! Tuck on You’re Wrong About! Live NYC events in June!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. Last week was everything happens so much (derogatory) and this week is everything happens so much (celebratory???). Let’s walk through it all, s...

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Tuck’s secret project… revealed?!?! Plus, some fervent recs.

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Hey friends,

This is one of those weeks where I put off the newsletter until the last minute, hoping that I’d eventually come up with something interesting to say, and it simply did not happen. I spent the last two days biking cumulatively 42 miles to look at apartments that I absolutely will not be chosen to live in....

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How do books work?! Do apartments exist?! Which mascot will haunt you?!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. I’m trying to wrap up the Fast & Furious zine this weekend but it turns out that a book has so many pages! What goes on the copyright page? What is the title page for? What do we put on the back cover?? I frantically texted my friend yesterday like “Do we need an ...

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Every book ever written by a Gender Reveal alum?!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re hanging in there. Did you know that everywhere is loud?? Construction sites are loud but coffee shops are also loud, especially when they roast their own beans. Just something I’m noticing today for no reason as I try to make my little podcasts.

Anyway, we are finally in the i...

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The ISIS Tweet to Trans Ally Pipeline with Mckenzee Griffler

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This month, Tuck and Mckenzee enter their friendship chatcast era — but don’t worry, we sneak a few rounds of Spicy Advicey in there, too. Topics include:

  • Winning with your real tits and ass
  • Our college radio origin story
  • Femboy vs rosboy??
  • The PTW-slur
  • Is it valid to say th...

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Second Annual Gender Reveal Patron Survey results!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. Not much news that I can report here, so let me give you a few highlights from our 2023 Patron Survey!

First, a disclaimer: Roughly 20% of our patrons participated in the survey, so keep in mind that there’s selection bias here — we’re getting the perspective ...

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Merch sale ending soon! Rewards on their way! Fleeing our apartment lol?!

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Re: the banner image... friend of the pod Em was fostering some newborn kittens that they named after beans and I just thought you all should see them. OK, here's your newsletter. 

Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. I have entered a very specific hell in which there is now heavy constru...

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Secret bonus advice ep! 25% off merch! Greetings from a 1990s café!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re hanging in there and having a nice, sunny(?), holiday(?) weekend. I’m in a coffee shop and they just started playing Semi-Charmed Life so what more can I ask for, really.

(It's very basic ...

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2023 Patron Survey! Trans Day of Snack Sneak Peek! History of TDoV!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re hanging in there. I am semi-frantically getting everything ready for our third annual Trans Day of Staying In and Having a Nice Snack tomorrow, which will include a bonus podcast, a mutual aid fund, a snack fund, a resource document, a merch sale, and more! (I don’t know what the more is yet...

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Project updates! Darcelle XV! Reward or punishment?

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. I have been largely offline for the last week and a half, and returning to an inbox bursting with hundreds of unread newsletters has made me really question what I’m doing here. Is this weekly post a nice little reward for you, or is it perhaps a mild punishmen...

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Honk If You Love Dying & Being Dead with Lilith K

This month, we finally chat with our friend Lilith, creator of the phrase “trans day of staying in and having a nice snack” AND the podcasts Ghostpu...

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Trans Day of Snack merch! Mattie Lubchansky merch! No Gods No Umpires!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. I’m still waiting for my brain to come back online so I can get back to running a podcast empire (lol). Maybe someday!

In the meantime, we’ve got a bunch of exceptionally great new merch for ya. (I know I said that merch wasn’t coming back for a while, but the...

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Ryan Ken! Cancel Me Daddy! A dozen recs for you!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. As you may know because you’re also gay, Boygenius just put out a new surprise song complete with a music video of just the three of them being friends??? I...

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AC Dumlao! Io! Mattie Lubchansky! Sabrina Imbler!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there (and not buried under too much snow). This week, for our penultimate episode of the season, I had the pleasure of sharing our show taped live at the Bell House! This one was trickier than usual to edit for boring recording reasons and Ozzy did a really great job c...

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Duck Duck Gay (Live at the Bell House) with Sabrina Imbler

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This month, we’re taking you LIVE and unedited to the Bell House, where Tuck and Sabrina debuted a brand new game called Duck Duck Gay.

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Mckenzee Griffler! Fast & Furious & Trans! The New York Times strikes again!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. I frankly am currently NOT hanging in there but it’s fine, I’m fine! I just tried to record the tracking for next week’s episode and I did a Bad Job and had to Give Up so now I’m writing a newsletter??? Why did I think this would be easier.

Speaking of which...

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I drank half a cold brew 7 hours ago and I still can’t write sentences.

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging there. Did you know that the brownie batter swirl at Dunkin’ Donuts is vegan? You can just swirl that stuff into anything. Like a $2 cold brew. Or a bagel, probably.

Anyway.

This week on the show: nothing! Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Next week...

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maia arson crimew! Willow Pill! An iconic gay hat from TV!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. Not to talk about Drag Race winners for two consecutive weeks, but I was front row at a Willow Pill show last night so I am doing great(!) for once! (There’s a video of her making out with Yvie Oddly in our IG stories right now, hehehe.)

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Lily Zheng! Jinkx Monsoon?! It/IT representation?!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there! I am mostly hanging out at home, trying to not get any of several plagues before our live show. (Did you know we’re having a live...

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Kirby Conrod Put Their Whole Podcussy Into This One

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This month, we're Doing Journalism about a gay linguistic triumph! Friend of the show Kirby Conrod and their merry crew of linguists successfully campaigned to declare "-ussy" the word of the year (despite being a suffix), and we've got SO much to say about it. Topics include: 

- Is bussy gender-neutral?
- Why a...

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Renée Yoxon! Muppet meetings! A robot writes a newsletter?!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. I met a bunch of the Muppets on Saturday so basically I’ve never been better. Here's... the two genders. 

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Margaret Killjoy! Wikihow gems! We turned 5!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re hanging in there. Ozzy and I were researching for an upcoming episode and found some incredible graphics on Wikihow, so I tossed a handful into the image carousel behind the picture of Margaret. Have fun guessing the context!

Anyway, this week on the show, I was delighted to chat with Ma...

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Hurray for the Riff Raff! Who, Me?! Let us do advice to you!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. My big news for the week is that I beat out Lena Dunham to anonymously win a Who, Me? Award for most deranged/iconic call of 2022!?! If you’re a Who? Weekly listener, you know exactly what I mean, and if you are not a Who? Weekly listener, I strongly e...

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Gender Reveal Unwrapped???

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Absolutely nobody asked for yet another year-end post filled with user stats. And yet! Here we are. Welcome to… the unwrapping portion of the gender reveal party.

Total Gender Reveal downloads in 2022: 642,375

Countries & territories with at least one download in 2022: 175<...

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Lehuauakea! Voted 5th best podcast on Grindr Unwrapped!

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Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. Everyone keeps calling this the liminal week, where no work gets done and nothing happens, but I’m finding myself quite busy?? I think I’m doing this wrong, but I hope you are relaxing and enjoying yourself.

And speaking of relaxing and enjoying yoursel...

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Dean Spade Would Never Paywall This Podcast

In which Tuck rambles for 5 minutes, followed by ten minutes of bonus content from this week's Dean Spade interview. Topics include:

  • A question from Ozzy!
  • Has anyone ever read a book?
  • Das Kapital for babies
  • Choosing the safest gender marker for your particular life
  • Base...

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