Hey all you minty pricks.....this is Kevin with Zip Ties.
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Burnt down the ol cummins dumpster.... shortly after doing a hillbilly rebuild on the ol prick! E joy fuckers!
2024-09-20 18:49:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey ya minty pricks! I'm editing the fuck out of a dirty ol vidya here and recalled that there is a sassy as fuck big truck show in Leduc Oilberta this weekend?! Any of u minty fucks going? If so, I will bring some swag for you minty fucks! Let me know in the shit talker here!
2024-09-19 02:33:34 +0000 UTC View Post
I pulled the cummins dumpster outa the weeds and gave er a "restore"... she's mint
2024-09-14 08:00:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Puttin this shit box ol dodge launchin the "ss dump spec" in the pond! Blew the front drive shaft and more wiring lit on fire, but it was a good time non the less! Hahaha.
More vidya fiddle fuckery comin down the pipe, my yards not near fuckin full enough yet!
You mint pricks drag any sassy junk home in awhile...
Hey ya minty pricks! After aboot 70 hours of fuckin editing, I got this minty prick dialed in!
Go and parallel park your hillbilly asses on the couch, grab as many beers as your liver can handle, and enjoy the fuckery in this derelict production!
Thanks again to all the sassy pricks that made the effort to come n ...
Hey fuck holes! Made er home minty as fuck, been up to my ass in alligators doing some yard cleanin and billy big riggin! I'm dialin the vidya of the trip together in the next week here!
Thanks again for all the messages and what the fuck not! You fuck holes are beauty!
Fuckin near squirted out a tear parting ways with this ol sweetheart. Thanks a fuck load to all the minty pricks that made this trip possible! Thanks a fuck load to all the pricks that ran me off the road to shake my hand! And thank fuck for beer!
Thanks again fuck holes! I'm wicked fuckin greatful
Fuckin all of it! Minty as fuck! Thanks to all you minty fucks for everything! It was mint as fuck meeting some of you minty pricks! Un fuckin real!
This trips gunna make for a sassy vidya haha
Fuck the people here are minty as fuck
2024-08-14 23:41:56 +0000 UTC View Post
The country sucks, but the people are fuckin minty!
2024-08-14 22:58:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Made it back into chinada, they don't like my ferd I guess. As long as they they my shitter alone, I'm fine with it
2024-08-14 22:20:21 +0000 UTC View Post
So I want to eat a fuckin lobster! Headed up the coast, I hope she's minty
2024-08-14 16:42:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Another 520 miles and that's all she wrote fuckers! The ol ferd is runnin tip fuckin top! My fuck is N.H. beautiful!
2024-08-14 12:24:40 +0000 UTC View PostStopped for some grub, the parking lot front end job and alignment is dialed the fuck in! 🇺🇸
2024-08-13 23:55:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Other than a little case of dodge front end, the day went minty as fuck!
2024-08-13 23:55:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Do NOT park close to dodges, second hand front end problems will occur! Hahaha.
2024-08-13 15:08:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Slept a few minutes last night, now she's back at er! Gunna be livin free of dyin hard by this afternoon!
2024-08-13 13:02:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The whoopin this ferd and tires have seen...
2024-08-12 14:53:49 +0000 UTC View Post
3200 miles done, 1400 miles to go! Got to meet the mintiest fuckin people fuckin ever, meow she's down the road to Pittsburgh then new york, Maine New Hampshire! Wish a cripple luck!
2024-08-12 14:03:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Got a caramel apple and fuckin off down the road!
2024-08-09 07:13:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Gunna runner through the night. Fuck it. I still haven't pooped yet, it's gunna be bad
2024-08-09 01:19:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hahaha, I blew past my turn off, I was crankin tunes and trying to hold a rowdy poop in, I guess I'm takin i90 the rest of the fuckin way! If I get shot of stabbed in Chicago, then I guess it's the fuckin way she goes haha
2024-08-09 00:20:34 +0000 UTC View Post
