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TNG S4E17 "Night Terrors"

13 reasons worf

Trek News Dec Week 2 2022

the original saavik kirstie alley dies, michelle yeoh named time's icon of 2022, discovery season 4 releases on bluray, lower decks nominated for critics choice award, jurati isn't coming back to picard, a local theater in ohio does a star trek christmas play, and what went wrong with nemesis 

Real News Dec Week 2 2022

wnba star brittney griner is released in exchange for 'the merchant of death' while hundreds of thousands sit in jail on nonviolent drug offenses, the warlock defeats the werewolf advocate hershel walker in a huge victory for big dracula, san fransicko decides killer police robots aren't as rad as we know they are, nato sucks...

Prodigy S1E17 "Ghost in the Machine"

in which the magic school bussy flies through the holedeck gape tunnel

TNG S1E1 "Encounter at Fartpoint"

ohhh, manual docking? i thought you wanted me to dock with emmanuel. whoops

Trek News Dec Week 1 2022

no more star trek events in europe?, the battle between takei and shatner continues, the only race klingons are afraid of, the future of physical media, wrapping up the picard auction, and captain britain wages war on r/startrekmemes for allowing their community to become unsafe

Real News Dec Week 1 2022

this week we discuss the current rail labor situation, the army planning to pay millions to influence kids through video game streamers, and jp morgan becoming a megalandlord

Prodigy S1E16 "Preludes"

could god microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn’t put his dick in it?

Lower Decks S1E3 "Temporal Edict"

lower decks could really use an evil gay baby like family guy

Trek News Nov Week 4 2022

production wraps on discovery season 5, star trek spirits launching romulan rye and vodka, star trek first contact music coming back to picard, adam savage spends a lot of time this week with star trek props including for the picard auction, murf's voice actor talks murf, and reading series: who's a better first officer: rike...

Real News Nov Week 4 2022

the club q shooting and recognizing the victims and heroes fighting hate, the crypto market is a failing fantasy, black friday strikes in britain, child prostitute ads legalized in canada (for cops), and the border and labor crisis collide

Prodigy S1E15 "Masquerade"

we write, produce, direct, watch, and review the micropenis claus starring tim allen (2022)

Picard S1E4 "Absolute Candor"

a promise is a prison. so get in my promise dungeon

Trek News November Week 3 2022

star trek mission seattle canceled, a charming jonathan frakes interview, william shatner hates his former castmates, the ongoing picard auction, and we ask: is star trek suffering a similar burnout to star wars?

Real News November Week 3 2022

the impending doom of twitter, herschel walker talks vampires vs werewolves, republicans take the house, the pentagon fails its yearly audit (as usual), the national adderall shortage, and the very real threat of cis christian groomers

Prodigy S1E14 "Crossroads"

murf grows a new foreskin just like in crossroads with britney spears

TNG S1E23 "Skin of Evil"

you’ve never been fisted before!!!???

Real News November 12th 2022

we discuss the results of the midterm election, rip gallagher, alex jones ordered to pay $473 million more lol, and everything funny happening with worlds worst poster elon musk

Trek News November 12th 2022

we discuss vw's 12mph captain's chair, the picard season 1&2 auction,  the future of star trek 4, and robert beltran's probably bad politics

Prodigy S1E13 "All The World's a Stage"

captain kirk shatners the bed. again.

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Prodigy S1E12 "Let Sleeping Borg Lie"

inviting all the street sharks to the borgy because they're better at praxis than captain planet

Prodigy S1E11 "Asylum"

are you gonna suck whatever I pull out of this adult diaper?

Lower Decks S3E10 "The Stars at Night"

they say you only use about 10% of your prostate

Episode 106: Quiznos Subs on What Those Holes Do

Today I’m reviewing Pikes 321-323 (Warm Your Ancestors, Doctor Lorca’s Work, and Thank You Taylor), I also talk about lawn care, Buckethead’s live pikes, retiring all of the show segments, trying out new subs, Whitby Goth Festival, RIP Kay Parker, Papa John Gives a bunch of money to Sarah Palin, Clerks 3 (2022), Bucketh...

Discovery S1E3 "Context is for Kings"

yeah man but have you ever warped…on shrooms?

Lower Decks S3E9 "Trusted Sources"

we discuss who still does circumcision in the star trek universe and fill the Barclay action figure jar with our cum

Deep Space 9 S2E16 "Shadowplay"

What’s the limit to a changeling’s gape? 

Lower Decks S3E8 “Crisis Point 2: Paradoxus”

We get matching Knicknak taint tattoos, Alex Jones loses big in court, and Geordi procreates with a hologram

Episode 105: Dom and Dahmer

This week I’m doing a solo run on Buckethead’s 318-320 (March 19th 2020, Dreams Remembered, and Dreams Remembered Version 2), mathematical shit is boring, splitting up the Soy Trek episodes and Patreon updates, Alex Jones is fucked and that’s hilarious, young goths are more likely to self-harm, RIP Chuck Deardorf, Papa ...

Episode 104: The Second Anniversary is Chicken

Flying solo again this week! It’s getting surprisingly easy! I find that kinda disturbing! Anyways, this week I listen to and review Pikes 325-217 (Arboretum, Angel Wings, and Live Feathers), I also get down and dirty into how my ex- becoming a new age right-wing hippie has provided me with an incredibly comforting closure,...