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Dome Improvement 17

1. You probably shouldn’t take branding advice from the guy who chose “Internet Shaquille” for a name, but I think you should fervently avoid allowing your physical appearance to be a part of your logo, whether it’s your entire 2021-07-20 15:23:08 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm Taste Testing Every Light Beer

I'm going through my own personal Eat Pray Love journey of self-discovery but instead of world travel it's eating Taco Bell and drinking Miller tallboys. Is the culture of light beer self-identity actually as prevalent as I thought, or is that more of a country boy thing?

I also talk about incoming text-based posts so...

Wine Notes and Extra-Early Access

• I can't get my mind off that "Electric Chardonnay Acid Test" I bought for this video. It was so good: https://www.vomboden.com/product/electric-chardonnay-acid-test-2018-750ml/
• Real wine heads will...
  2021-06-29 15:54:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Brita Refills - Removing the Resistance

Bree bought this dish rack from Marshalls, but here are some comparable amazon affiliate links:

https://amzn.to/2U7hwbx ($11)

https://amzn.to/3hdxQzb ($9)

2021-06-28 15:36:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Flour Tortilla Early Access + Notes

• The recipe says "a third of a cup of fat", but I like to use my 2tbsp scoop three times, bringing the fat up to 6tbsp. That's 2 teaspoons more fat, but I felt like "one third cup" is simpler to convey
• The level of smoke is going to depend on how long the components are smoked. I like to do this stuff while a wh...
  2021-06-22 15:53:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Cumulative Exam - Early Access & Notes

• This is the first time I've ever done what I think is called an "integration", but it's not exactly a challenge to think of ways to use soy sauce. Plus the brand was super flexible— I was allowed to say anything (and as little) as I wanted.
• I plan on reheating my leftover salmon this way every time now. I lov...
  2021-05-30 22:01:15 +0000 UTC View Post

My First Taco Bell Experience

Live and uncut (except for the time the hard drive ran out of space [and the time i felt drunk 20 minutes later])

This is very long but I believe streamable lets you right-click on the video for variable speed

Also Grandpa did not get any due to the salt, sorry to have lied to you

Abbio Set Winner

congratulations :)

Shorts Thoughts and a Prize

thank u abbiokitchen.com ur the only brand thats nice 2 me

Spice Mixes - Early Access & Notes

• I'm not sold on this title yet. Also, I don't have a thumbnail yet. You patrons get to see the ugly first look like that of a newborn baby.
• The green chile spice blend I'm holding in my hands is a blend by my mom's Junior League of El Paso club (is Junior League a club? ...organization?) Anyway they sell these ...
  2021-05-05 15:37:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Golden Milk

• This stuff is also really good in a latte.
• Adding a crank of black pepper is also very good
• I cover my turmeric in foil to shield it from the light
• I meant to say laborious, not tenuous. (this is why I write scripts ahead of time smh)

Cast Iron Notes & Early Access

• This is probably the new "most revisions to the script" award winner. I kept having to re-evaluate my own biases. For example, I cut out a bit about using metal utensils because in order to have that conversation you have to talk about exceptions and details for a minute or two, and this is meant to be just for high-lev...
  2021-04-11 19:02:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Explaining, and thus ruining, the joke

Let this be the last time we ever speak of this abomination. Two things I forgot to mention:

1: I did end up losing followers for this stunt! (Can you blame em?)

2: The thing I was about to say when I got distracted was "A lot of people don't seem to know this but..." Youtube ad breaks actually lowered their thres...

April Fool's Day (Super Early Access)

• Sorry if this ruins the April Fool's Day surprise for you as a patron. Feel free to close your eyes and watch it next week :)
• This was legitimately a pain and a chore to put together and even though it's made as a joke, it was a real look into what these types of media producers must feel. For example, after I ...
  2021-03-27 17:33:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Roth Followup

WHO WILL WIN

Mandito's First Roth Deposit

I texted him during his first purchase, and afterwards he wanted to recap on cam :)

Shrimp Shell Notes & Early Access

• The original title for this video was "Throwing Away Shrimp Shells is for Losers" but that might be too harsh and difficult to read.
• The star of the video is this Big Dogs t-shirt<...
  2021-03-03 15:09:39 +0000 UTC View Post

On NFTs

If you haven't heard of NFTs don't let this be your cue to get obsessed with em

Get obsessed with seeds instead: rareseeds.com

No-Internet Shaquille

I took a week away from the computer, but not for a good reason.

Salmon Notes & Early Access

• I think the only downside to this cooking method is that if you're on the fence about eating fish of any kind, it might be easy to conflate silky with slimy since all you eat is birds and mammals. You wouldn't want to serve this to a super young crowd that might not be into salmon in the first place
• Everyone al...
  2021-02-17 15:05:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Fast Night

do u get it it's like date night but without the food

Here is the VOD from Thursday's most recent Twitch stream, if you care to watch: https://streamable.com/04t56s

$6 Patrons Now Get (Limited) Discord Access

It's just one channel, but for now we're trying to minimize chaos (as made evident by this video that took 6 takes)

Making Merch is Impossible

Welcome to the designer's table.

Early Access - 9 Levels of Cooking Meat

• Shaq trivia: this is my longest video ever!
• If I had to re-do this video, I would spend more time on the thought process while cooking each iconic dish, instead of just explaining each level and justifying why it's in its place.
• I had to pirate some $1,200 audio software to remove the rustling lavalier...
  2021-01-12 15:40:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Cow Herding and Chill

Now that I have a check mark next to my name I can't complain in the comments when I see something I don't like so here's my reaction to a video that made me unsubscribe from someone.

Self-improvement is fantastic way to meet goals, but if you give yourself the goal of "be better every single day", you might ...

You Have to Eat Vegetables - Here's How

• The bit on food preservation could be its own whole video. I have a lot of luck simply treating produce like cut flowers and storing them in a glass of water. This works especially well for celery and green onions... things with a visible root.
• I'm not totally against the concept of science developing to a poin...
  2020-12-28 17:54:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Costly Heehees

Thank you for everyone who joined in this experimental attempt at "You laugh, you donate $50 to charity". Here's a brief recap of the submissions that broke me

F*ck It Up Episode 7

• This is honestly the best performance Armando has ever given me. We only had to do like 50 takes of his lines instead of 200. 
• Bree says it was a dick move to cover up the brand's logo with the "THIS IS AN AD" graphic hehe whoops
• If I were to do this again, I would do like 4-5 layers of cereal bre...
  2020-12-09 17:56:50 +0000 UTC View Post

Finally, A New Video

Please enjoy this oatmeal video. To be completely honest my hard drive crashed while I was exporting and I thought I was right about to lose this project (plus the other two I shot this weekend!!!) SO IF U DON'T MIND I'm gonna so if u don't mind I'm gonna take a long post-freakout walk. I'm also attaching a photo from the wed...

How to Make the Sausage

Here's an hour-long video in which I try my hardest to start writing scripts but get distracted by questions about gaming, potatoes, banana trees, curry, video production, and meditation.