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P132: The 420 Bongcast Strikes Back

It is 420!!! Or it was. A while ago actually - but I was on the road touring so we had to postpone toking. BUT NOW - we are here and we are ready to answer your stoner questions, concerns, comments, and most importantly: buds.

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147: thousands of bees are making my life a living hell (LIVE w/ Jay & Jon)

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Jon and Jay join the Dialtone tour LIVE in Durham, NC to discuss the rise of the couch boyz, and solve problems about an office rumor that you killed someone, a family talent show, thousands of bees, and a chicken that keeps outsmarting its owner.

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147: thousands of bees are making my life a living hell (LIVE w/ Jay & Jon)

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Jon and Jay join the Dialtone tour LIVE in Durham, NC to discuss the rise of the couch boyz, and solve problems about an office rumor that you killed someone, a family talent show, thousands of bees, and a chicken that keeps outsmarting its owner.

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P131: Screaming My Sister Down The Aisle at Her Wedding (DC LIVE w/ Eric & Will)

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It is LIVE SHOW SEASON. The DC Show during the Dialtone tour was so lit it blew the roof off. We give advice about smooching the bride to be, revealing a secret relationship, ruining your sisters wedding, and preventing a font disaster.

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P131: Screaming My Sister Down The Aisle at Her Wedding (DC LIVE w/ Eric & Will)

It is LIVE SHOW SEASON. The DC Show during the Dialtone tour was so lit it blew the roof off. We give advice about smooching the bride to be, revealing a secret relationship, ruining your sisters wedding, and preventing a font disaster.

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146: dropping a fish head in a billionaires fur coat (w/ Gianmarco Soresi)

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Gianmarco Soresi joins the show to discuss a friend group fallout, a fish head in a billionaires coat, and a mystery toy in a boyfriends sock drawer.

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146: dropping a fish head in a billionaires fur coat (w/ Gianmarco Soresi)

Gianmarco Soresi joins the show to discuss a friend group fallout, a fish head in a billionaires coat, and a mystery toy in a boyfriends sock drawer.

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P130: The Condom Nanny Saga Continues (Callbacks)

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It is UPDATE TIME ONCE AGAIN. We take stunning updates from Condom Nanny, 6k On Porn, Yassifying Horse Theft, and Coworker Faked Family Deaths LIVE.

Condom Nanny: Ep. 132 (w/ Jonathan Hebert)

Brother in law 6k On porn: Ep. 138 (w/ Jeremy Culhane)

Yassifying Horse Theft: Ep. 136 (w/ Anna Garcia)

Coworke...

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P130: The Condom Nanny Saga Continues (Callbacks)

It is UPDATE TIME ONCE AGAIN. We take stunning updates from Condom Nanny, 6k On Porn, Yassifying Horse Theft, and Coworker Faked Family Deaths LIVE.

Condom Nanny: Ep. 132 (w/ Jonathan Hebert)

Brother in law 6k On porn: Ep. 138 (w/ Jeremy Culhane)

Yassifying Horse Theft: Ep. 136 (w/ Anna Garcia)

Cowork...

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145: cancelled for boning down on a group trip (w/ Jonny & Kwesi)

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Kwesi & Jonny join the show to discuss the ethics of boning down on a group trip, and kissing the wrong person in front of a crowded party of your enemies.

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145: cancelled for boning down on a group trip (w/ Jonny & Kwesi)

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Kwesi & Jonny join the show to discuss the ethics of boning down on a group trip, and kissing the wrong person in front of a crowded party of your enemies.

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P129: Bunk Bed 4-Boy Spectacular (Bachelors On-The-Road)

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Jay, Eric, Will and Miles sit down at their bunk bed hotel room for some rest and relaxation in between bachelor shows.

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P129: Bunk Bed 4-Boy Spectacular (Bachelors On-The-Road)

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Jay, Eric, Will and Miles sit down at their bunk bed hotel room for some rest and relaxation in between bachelor shows.

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144: my boyfriend runs thirsty fan accounts for HIMSELF (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean)

Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean join the show to take stunning calls from a sneaky boyfriend impersonating his own fans, a gym hookup that keeps unsending seen texts, and a friend group implosion.

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144: my boyfriend runs thirsty fan accounts for HIMSELF (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean)

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Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean join the show to take stunning calls from a sneaky boyfriend impersonating his own fans, a gym hookup that keeps unsending seen texts, and a friend group implosion.

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P128: Confronting Piggy Bank Thief (Callbacks)

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April Fools? More like April Serious. It is Callback time and we have a JUICY one from The advice columnist who had her piggy bank stolen (my brother-in-law can't stop using his whip w/ Jay & Jay | Ep. 142) and Sneaking A Mini Fridge Into My Office (w/ Jeremy Culhane) | Ep. 138).

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P128: Confronting Piggy Bank Thief (Callbacks)

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April Fools? More like April Serious. It is Callback time and we have a JUICY one from The advice columnist who had her piggy bank stolen (my brother-in-law can't stop using his whip w/ Jay & Jay | Ep. 142) and Sneaking A Mini Fridge Into My Office (w/ Jeremy Culhane) | Ep. 138).

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143: I stapled my fingers together at my office job (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)

Reilly Anspaugh joins the show to discuss her various perfections, and take calls from someone who stapled their fingies together at an important workplace, a girlboss who's besties are suing each other, and a book enthusiast accused of a moral crime.

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143: I stapled my fingers together at my office job (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)

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Reilly Anspaugh joins the show to discuss her various perfections, and take calls from someone who stapled their fingies together at an important workplace, a girlboss who's besties are suing each other, and a book enthusiast accused of a moral crime.

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P127: Stranger Forcibly joined our Trivia Team (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

TEXTING. A complicated art, that can make or break a human being. Perfect person Sarah Bonsignore joins the platinum to discuss its inner workings, and take calls from texters seeking help decoding the inner layers.

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P127: Stranger Forcibly joined our Trivia Team (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

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TEXTING. A complicated art, that can make or break a human being. Perfect person Sarah Bonsignore joins the platinum to discuss its inner workings, and take calls from texters seeking help decoding the inner layers.

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142: my brother in law can't stop using his whip (w/ Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert)

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The Couch Boyz are BACK, and they are here to solve problems of the utmost importance. An advice columnist with a write in about her own family's stolen piggy bank, and an awesome guy who simply cannot stop using his whip in the public square.

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142: my brother in law can't stop using his whip (w/ Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert)

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The Couch Boyz are BACK, and they are here to solve problems of the utmost importance. An advice columnist with a write in about her own family's stolen piggy bank, and an awesome guy who simply cannot stop using his whip in the public square.

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P126: Mascot's Assistant Trapped In A Love Triangle (LIVE Callbacks)

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We call back iconic live show audience members from the fall tour to get their stunning update after advising them IRL! We hop on the horn with The Mascots Assistant (Portland LIVE), Sparkle the roommate (San Francisco LIVE) and Peeping Tom Neighbor (Boston LIVE).

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P126: Mascot's Assistant Trapped In A Love Triangle (LIVE Callbacks)

We call back iconic live show audience members from the fall tour to get their stunning update after advising them IRL! We hop on the horn with The Mascots Assistant (Portland LIVE), Sparkle the roommate (San Francisco LIVE) and Peeping Tom Neighbor (Boston LIVE).

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141: my sister's fiancé sent me a d*ckpic (w/ Jacob Wysocki)

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Jacob Wysocki (Dropout, UCB) joins the show to talk to stunning callers about a brother in laws d*ckpick, an unexpected romance at a wedding, and a pickleball first date.

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141: my sister's fiancé sent me a d*ckpic (w/ Jacob Wysocki)

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Jacob Wysocki (Dropout, UCB) joins the show to talk to stunning callers about a brother in laws d*ckpick, an unexpected romance at a wedding, and a pickleball first date.

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P125: my boss's buttplug in the office fridge (DALLAS LIVE w/ Jay Putnam)

It is the final live episode from the self-help tour! In the opening we treat ourselves to MARCH MADNESS, and then dive into dallas's top problems. Should you get bangs? Should you takee protected left turns? Should you investigate the butt plug in the office fridge? ALL THAT AND MORE.

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P125: my boss's buttplug in the office fridge (DALLAS LIVE w/ Jay Putnam)

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It is the final live episode from the self-help tour! In the opening we treat ourselves to MARCH MADNESS, and then dive into dallas's top problems. Should you get bangs? Should you takee protected left turns? Should you investigate the butt plug in the office fridge? ALL THAT AND MORE.

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140: I peed on the mayors lawn for revenge (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)

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Will and Rainie join the show to discuss peeing on the mayors lawn, and making sure your astrophysicist crush likes you back.

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