There's a bit in this episode where we fold ourselves through a couple of the higher dimensions of irony, sarcasm and self-awareness to form an obscene podcast tesseract in which it could be mistakenly conceived that we are being hugely offensive for no reason. I believe, however, that we're attempting to make a larger point abo...
2015-05-14 13:35:39 +0000 UTC View Post
We did poems because we can do anything if we just put our minds to it.
2015-04-30 11:36:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Matt's been on holiday like a big lar-dee-dar, Steve is adamant that he isn't there, Gavin seems keen to offend everyone, and Log is talking about his bumhole again. Congratulations, you are listening to Regular Features. Also we love you hello kissy kissy nice time
2015-04-23 21:42:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I know you think we forgot to post the podcast but it was actually with our legal intern, Denise, who took fucking ages giving it the thumbs up. To make up for this horrid situation, we've decided to give you this podcast for free. Fans of the Roger Helmer newsletter saga will be happy because it's basically a megamix of all t...
2015-04-17 02:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Enjoy some post-live-show funk as Gav tries to work out if Matt & Steve are a bunch of replicunts.
2015-04-09 17:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's an early peek at the video from last night's live show! Enjoy, you LOVELY PATRONS, YOU.
2015-03-29 20:11:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Matt has problems with his bladder, Steve invited the team to embrace his eggs with both hands, and Log gets everyone up to speed on everything that happened in the 1970s.
2015-03-26 12:57:32 +0000 UTC View Post
As promised in previous episodes, if you're coming to the live show this week then you can give some cash to charity and have a pre-show date with Gav. GET ON IT. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/13-dates-with-gav
2015-03-23 15:44:32 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode of Regular Features, Log reacts professionally to a bad review of his pub on TripAdvisor by reading the review out in a silly voice, Steve has some good ideas for new science fiction drama television show, and Matt has a go at being Gav by abusing a stranger over text message.
2015-03-19 19:17:55 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture. Please, it's my last picture. It's the only remaining picture I have of my dead wife. Please, man who is repossessing my home because I am depressed and out of work, do not take this picture of my dead wife. It is worth nothing to you. What's that? Did this unassuming podcast de...
2015-03-12 20:23:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Gav's got the cure for arachnophobia, Log finds a sitcom he wrote when he was 16 and Steve brings in another guest who manages to outshine us all.
2015-03-05 20:47:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys. You like it gay, don't you? How gay do you like it? THIS gay? Oho. Not gay enough for ya? Well... how about THIS gay? Yeah, now you're talking. Let me just adjust the nozzle settings and we'll get started. Hmm. Is the nozzle supposed to just come off like that? I can't turn it off. Can someone give Katherine from Logis...
2015-02-26 07:43:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Matt's done it again you guys, now you'll never get to hear about drugs and Hitler. THANKS MATT. YEAH. THANKS. (I'm actually Matt it's me writing this description, I just wanted to do my bit for trying to appear self-aware whilst also writing about myself in the third person. Listen, it's complicated. To be perfectly honest I do...
2015-02-19 13:11:48 +0000 UTC View Post
After one failed feature, Steve talks about a traumatic injury to his gigantic eyeballs. Gav recalls a traumatic injury to a social situation, caused by his own behaviour, and Joe Skrebels causes traumatic injuries to Regular Features, by showing us all up for the low-effort amateurs we are. BONUS FUN!!!
2015-02-13 11:40:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't stop til you get enough, sang Michael Jackson. Enough is enough, sang Barbra Streisand. The world is not enough, sang Shirley Manson out of the band Garbage. Enough is as good as a feast, is a thing your mum might say. Un oeuf is French for "a egg". The point I'm trying to make is that it's episode 126 of Regular Features...
2015-02-05 13:09:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Matt solves Log's catering problems, and Log populates every Patron's sexual kiss fantasia.
2015-01-29 13:09:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember episode 123? What a classic! Well, we (Gav) forgot to put it on Patreon so you almost got it for free. Why didn't any of you tell us?! Trying to get our podcast for free is it? We've got our eyes on you...
2015-01-29 13:04:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Gav wants to date a hipster and Steve's gone Corrie mad. This one's for you, Deirdre.
2015-01-22 23:25:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Why yes that IS the best title we've had in ages. In this episode of the podcast, Log asks: "are you napping too much?", Matt wonders: "have I triggered all of my sleeper agents of 2014?", while Steve queries: "what happens at the tops of stairs in Coronation Street?" All of those questions are answered and more in this very hu...
2015-01-08 18:38:46 +0000 UTC View Post
A series of unfortunate events (starting with us putting Gav on editing duties for New Year's Day) has resulted in us losing this week's episode to some gremlins. So this week, Gav's whacked together some of our favourite bits from the last year into one file for you. Normal podcasting services will resume next week.
2015-01-02 00:53:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to this very special episode of Regular Features, in which Matt discovers the true meaning of Christmas, Steve discovers the true meaning of Christmas and as for Log, well, you'll just have to wait and find out! (He discovers the true meaning of Christmas). In fact, all o dem boys be learnin bout Christmas, and now YOU C...
2014-12-25 14:35:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Gav brings up a magician from the past, Steve has dire warnings from his driving instructor, and guest Joe provides a "choose your own god" adventure quiz thing.
2014-12-18 17:48:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there ding-dongs! It's podcast time. What time is it? I just told you it's podcast time. Jesus don't you ever listen to anything I say? Steve recounts the final hours of two robotic friends in space, Matt helps out a fellow comic in need, and Gav gets into an argument about how many letters are in a word.
2014-12-11 22:07:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Lovely Patrons, whom we loooove, this is a FREE compilation episode for you as we've had to scrap a proper episode due to a technical flitzch. Thank you for your support. LOVE YOU. OKAY. -- Sad news folks. Owing to an unavoidable technical glitch that made us all sound like dirty robots we've had to humanely destroy the *real*...
2014-12-04 19:03:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Matt fails to understand the science behind medical technology and tries to replace it with half-baked whimsy, Steve and Gav have an argument about the Jurassic World trailer that sort of stems from nowhere and doesn't initially appear to be a proper feature, and Log pretends to be angry in the back of a taxi - ALL IN SEQUENCE F...
2014-11-27 16:53:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Lift up your jumper and slap your belly to the beat of the rhythm of heart of the night, because it's a one-off voicemail special that's all about YOU. That's right! YOU, the READER, are the star of the show as we read out the voicemail messages you left on our website not seven months ago. Did you think we'd forgotten about th...
2014-11-20 23:21:07 +0000 UTC View Post
What do Log and Steve both have in common with the friendly and hard-working bee? Well, just like the bee, both Steve and Log cannot drive a car to any sort of standard that the law would term "basically competent". Also like a bee, Steve and Log can only sting you once before dying. :( In this motoring special, Steve recounts ...
2014-11-13 17:20:14 +0000 UTC View Post
"Who wants a Ding Dong?!" Haha! Classic Regular Features. But if you don't know what a Ding Dong is or who's offering you one or whether you want one, then you probably missed our GameCity live show last weekend. Luckily for YOU, we have recorded it on 2D soundribbon, ready to be barked back into a three dimensional noisewave b...
2014-11-06 22:23:06 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode of the podcast that is called Regular Features, Steve fleshes out the Wikipedia entry for Chain Reaction, while Gav tells the story of a man whose flesh is out in Wales. Which one results in an anti-social behaviour order? You'll have to listen to find out! Log and Matt also contribute, heroically. SECRET BIT F...
2014-10-30 20:21:57 +0000 UTC View Post
