While investigating reports that Vice President Kamala Harris may have worked at McDonald's, I seek valuable intelligence from another fast food chain owned and operated by nearly six guys.
2024-08-19 13:26:12 +0000 UTC View Post
While visiting the White House to lobby "lame duck" President Biden on passing executive action related to the McDonald's Pizza matter, I suffer an embarrassing accident for which I must extend a sincere mea culpa.
2024-07-31 18:06:45 +0000 UTC View Post
After a Hawaiian Breeze-scented oil explosion forces me to take several baths, my fingers become so pruny that my home security is put at risk.
2024-07-25 02:38:46 +0000 UTC View Post
After last week's electrocution incident, I update the Glade Plugins medical department on my recent doctor's visit and receive some startling disinformation vis-à-vis which of their products is safe to heat up on the stove.
2024-07-11 20:21:39 +0000 UTC View Post
My award-pending investigative series Sériàlle comes to an abrupt end, when I am threatened with legal action by a major local New York newspaper.
2024-06-30 18:56:46 +0000 UTC View Post
My investigation into mysterious McDonald's Pizza matters in Canada leads me to a floating McDonald's in Vancouver which once played host to a team of Dracula chasers.
2024-06-24 19:07:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I employ the expertise of film critic Jordan Hoffman to analyse the quality of "Gone in a Heartbeat", the television movie adaptation of the Whitehorse McDonald's kidnapping.
2024-06-10 02:35:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Notable Canadian Mr. Steven Page joins the program to enlighten listeners about the nature of those dark and troubled souls who choose to live in Whitehorse, home of the McDonald's Pizza Kidnapping.
2024-05-31 02:28:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Professional treasure hunter Christian B. Roper shares startling and disturbing information about a brutal k-wording (kidnapping) that may have been committed as retaliation for serving pizza at the Whitehorse McDonald's.
2024-05-23 23:39:35 +0000 UTC View Post
On episode 1 of Sériàlle, our new serialized series about Canadian McDonald's Pizza matters, a remote town in the territory of Yukon Territory begins to reveal its startling secrets.
2024-05-20 16:07:33 +0000 UTC View Post
At great risk to my own personal safety, I uncover exactly who manufactures the pizza ovens currently being used by Tim Horton's. And this information is sure to throw McDonald's into an uncontrollable rage.
2024-04-26 22:25:13 +0000 UTC View Post
In the first of a mult-part series on recent pizza developments in Canada, I investigate the addition of pizza to the Tim Horton's menu.
2024-04-23 23:13:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Special deputy journalist Karl (Up There in Canada) files a report from a Toronto-area McDonald's that happens to be in the 2024 total solar eclipse's path of totality.
2024-04-12 00:17:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Special deputy journalist Karl (Up There in Canada) files a report from a Toronto-area McDonald's that happens to be in the 2024 total solar eclipse's path of totality.
2024-04-12 00:16:36 +0000 UTC View Post
On a special Easter edition of the program, my plan to spread the Good News about McDonald's Pizza via Easter egg hunt is thwarted by an agent of the cloth.
2024-03-31 16:20:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Upon learning that Chick-fil-A is now serving pizza, I seek to discover whether it is prepared in the same way as the restaurant's standard menu items (blessed by Jesus Ben-David, a.k.a. The Christ).
2024-03-24 01:54:38 +0000 UTC View Post
To make sure McDonald's Pizza does not fall victim to rising fast food costs, I test a plan to secure a cheap pizza crust supply chain by fishing them out of dumpsters.
2024-03-15 15:59:27 +0000 UTC View Post
After careful consideration, I have decided not to run for president of the United States, and I contact my journalist colleagues to let them know why.
2024-03-09 04:48:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Upon further review and contact from the KFC corporation's legal team, I issue some retractions and clarifications about statements I made concerning the KFC Chizza.
2024-03-01 03:08:05 +0000 UTC View Post
As KFC is poised to introduce a monstrous chicken/pizza hybrid product called the Chizza, I arrange to care for the poor victims who may be affected.
2024-02-23 01:20:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I go undercover to investigate the mysterious success of McDonald's Italy's pizza-like novelty called the panzerotti.
2024-02-16 03:54:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I tell the tale of my visit to The View and the unfortunate encounter I had with Ms. Whoopi Goldberg.
2024-02-09 03:54:37 +0000 UTC View PostOn the anniversary of the publication of the second edition of my board game, I suffer a medical emergency while comparing my game to a popular competitor called Monopoly.
2024-01-31 23:18:33 +0000 UTC View PostI incorporate a new company, Panoply Polling (a wholly owned subsidiary of Pizzaply Polling), to call people on the telephone and ask their opinions of McDonald's Pizza.
2024-01-26 23:34:43 +0000 UTC View PostAt the risk of exposing personal details about the health of my bodily person, I reveal the reason why this episode of the program was delayed.
2024-01-20 04:19:43 +0000 UTC View PostOn my paranormal-themed sub-podcast Crust to Crust AM, I investigate the connection between McDonald's experimental new beverage restaurant CosMc's and extraterrestrials from outer space.
2023-12-31 20:56:14 +0000 UTC View PostOn this special Christmas edition of the program, I debut a new poem about celebrating the birthday of Christ Ben-David while living in New York City.
2023-12-23 04:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostI interview one highly qualified candidate and one slightly less qualified candidate to be my new unpaid intern in charge of the McDonald's Pizza misinformation "beat".
2023-12-16 04:40:30 +0000 UTC View PostAfter being treated rudely by my colleagues in legacy media, I seek revenge by lodging an official complaint.
2023-11-30 00:03:43 +0000 UTC View PostIn this first of a special two-part episode(s), my search for an unpaid intern to help me cover the McDonald's Pizza misinformation "beat" ends in utter rudeness from my respected colleagues.
2023-11-28 23:28:17 +0000 UTC View Post
