Darling Snarl

Drums of War — Eternal Beach City

Fun fact: The pink haired lil’ fella is actually Patreon subscriber and femboy Alexis who subscribed to the top tier which entitles one to an appearance in a comic of my discretion. Hope ya like it, Alexis! Very much appreciate the support! ❤️

And while I’m at it, I very much appreciate the support of everyone w...

Drums of War (free version)

Fun fact: The pink haired lil’ fella is actually Patreon subscriber and femboy Alexis who subscribed to the top tier which entitles one to an appearance in a comic of my discretion. Hope ya like it, Alexis! Very much appreciate the support! ❤️

And while I’m at it, I very much appreciate the support of everyone w...

Truth in Daring — Eternal Beach City

I wasn’t planning to talk about the minutia of the “production” process for this particular comic. I’m only comfortable bringing it up because of how much it didn’t pan out. I was really excited about the idea of getting an “in camera” reflection of the teller in the fourth panel. I set up this whole ri...

Truth in Daring (free version)

I wasn’t planning to talk about the minutia of the “production” process for this particular comic. I’m only comfortable bringing it up because of how much it didn’t pan out. I was really excited about the idea of getting an “in camera” reflection of the teller in the fourth panel. I set up this whole ri...

The Dead of M Night — Eternal Beach City

Where did the “unfinished business” concept for ghosts ever start anyway? Ya know, that the reason someone is a ghost on earth and not in some afterlife somewhere is that their “business” is “unfinished”.

What about people whose business is something terrible? Does that still count? Or what if it’s like…...

The Dead of M Night (free version)

Where did the “unfinished business” concept for ghosts ever start anyway? Ya know, that the reason someone is a ghost on earth and not in some afterlife somewhere is that their “business” is “unfinished”.

What about people whose unfinished business is something terrible? Does that still count? Or what if it�...

Raceplaying with Fire — Eternal Beach City

To be clear, I don’t actually know if a white girl wearing a black strap-on is racist or not. I’m also not 100% sure if “strap-on” is hyphenated. And if it wasn’t for auto-correct, I definitely wouldn’t know how to spell “hyphenated”. The point is, there’s a lot I don’t know, but there’s one thi...

Raceplaying with Fire (free version)

To be clear, I don’t actually know if a white girl wearing a black strap-on is racist or not. I’m also not 100% sure if “strap-on” is hyphenated. And if it wasn’t for auto-correct, I *definitely* wouldn’t know how to spell “hyphenated”. The point is, there’s a lot I don’t know, but there’s one t...

The High Price — Eternal Beach City

I’m actually pretty happy with how the splashing water turned out! I thought it’s be more of a challenge to get it to look good if I’m being honest. I thought I’d have to sign up for some online course on water physics or run some experiments or even trick someone into almost drowning and film them for reference. Beca...

The High Price (free version)

I’m actually pretty happy with how the splashing water turned out! I thought it’s be more of a challenge to get it to look good if I’m being honest. I thought I’d have to sign up for some online course on water physics or run some experiments or even trick someone into almost drowning and film them for reference. Beca...

On The Schedule — Pin-Up

Allison won the pin-up poll, so here she is as promised! Calendars and scheduling are important, people! Why don’t Kayla and Esther get that?!

Dick-spert — Eternal Beach City

I’d like to take a quick moment just to mention that I’m getting really close to the Patreon goal where I told myself I’d quit my minimum wage job so I can focus all my time on the comic. It’s pretty exciting and surreal. Like, even though I consciously set the goal with the objective of achieving it, I don’t think ...

Dick-spert (free version)

I’d like to take a quick moment just to mention that I’m getting really close to the Patreon goal where I told myself I’d quit my minimum wage job so I can focus all my time on the comic. It’s pretty exciting and surreal. Like, even though I consciously set the goal with the objective of achieving it, I don’t think ...

Pin-Up Poll

Figuring out the next pin-up I'm going to draw up. But the first question is who it's going to be of. That's up to YOU guys! Who would you like to see featured in the next pin-up?

All Cats Are Grey at Night — Eternal Beach City

I guess women who are younger than 40 but still pursue younger men are called “Pumas”. This feels like the OSX naming convention all over again. For those too young to know (aka, perfect age for Cougars) Apple used to name their operating systems after big cats. Eventually they ran out of cats and had to switch it up. The...

All Cats Are Grey at Night (free version)

I guess women who are younger than 40 but still pursue younger men are called “Pumas”. This feels like the OSX naming convention all over again. For those too young to know (aka, perfect age for Cougars) Apple used to name their operating systems after big cats. Eventually they ran out of cats and had to switch it up. The...

Clean Break — Eternal Beach City

I had a lot of trouble coming up with the name of the conditioner brand. The first thing I came up with was “ConditionHER” which I was pretty proud of. Cut to me looking it up just in case, and finding out that it already exists. Fuck. Head Mistress? Already a brand. Curl Boss? That too. There are so many! Does e...

Clean Break (free version)

I had a lot of trouble coming up with the name of the conditioner brand. The first thing I came up with was “ConditionHER” which I was pretty proud of. Cut to me looking it up just in case, and finding out that it already exists. Fuck. Head Mistress? Already a brand. Curl Boss? That too. There are so many! Does e...

Safe Space, Safe Word — Eternal Beach City

I wish real therapists had those chaise lounge chairs in their offices like ya see in movies sometimes. Did they ever? Why did they stop? At this point, if a new therapist designing his or her office orders one, do all the other therapists make fun of them for being a poser and thinking they’re in a movie? Then they wanna t...

Safe Space, Safe Word (free version)

I wish real therapists had those chaise lounge chairs in their offices like ya see in movies sometimes. Did they ever? Why did they stop? At this point, if a new therapist designing his or her office orders one, do all the other therapists make fun of them for being a poser and thinking they’re in a movie? Then they wanna t...

Is My Face Reddit — Eternal Beach City

Congrats r/comics! Three million. That’s crazy! That’s like, more than the population of Chicago! Wait a minute. What if it actually is everyone in Chicago who’s subscribed. I know what you’re thinking. “The population of Chicago is just a little over two and a half million. So, how could that equal three million?�...

Is My Face Reddit (free version)

Congrats r/comics! Three million. That’s crazy! That’s like, more than the population of Chicago! Wait a minute. What if it actually is everyone in Chicago who’s subscribed. I know what you’re thinking. “The population of Chicago is just a little over two and a half million. So, how could that equal three million? W...

The Dust Settles — Eternal Beach City

Should I have had her eating some generic version of Cheetos™ instead of having a literal Cheetos™ bag in the shot? But what would it be? Chee… zos? But that sounds too much like Cheez-Its. Regardless, is Cheetos™ going to come after me now?

But maybe they’ll come after with a promotional tie in deal! I can se...

The Dust Settles (free version)

Should I have had her eating some generic version of Cheetos™ instead of having a literal Cheetos™ bag in the shot? But what would it be? Chee… zos? But that sounds too much like Cheez-Its. Regardless, is Cheetos™ going to come after me now?

But maybe they’ll come after with a promotional tie in deal!...

Emperor Quinn — Eternal Beach City

I wonder if the whole “Emperor’s New Clothes” con would work in real life. Maybe I’m crazy, but I feel like it might have a higher chance of working today than back when it was written. The only flaw in the plan would be the fact that pretty much everyone knows the story. Just gotta wait until literacy rates are just ...

Quinn’s Vagina Poll

This will be the first reveal of Quinn’s vagina! I know, hushed murmurs all around. It’s a big deal. Question is, what sort of vagina does she have? Of course, all pussies are beautiful and fascinating and deserving of respect, but every woman, both real and fictional, only get’s one vagina that’s canon.

So, the...

Emperor Quinn (free version)

I wonder if the whole “Emperor’s New Clothes” con would work in real life. Maybe I’m crazy, but I feel like it might have a higher chance of working today than back when it was written. The only flaw in the plan would be the fact that pretty much everyone knows the story. Just gotta wait until literacy rates are just ...

A Woman’s Touch — Eternal Beach City

You’d think I’d gotten the inspiration for this comic while I was high. Seeing as how I do love drugs. However, personally, I rarely find drugs to be very beneficial to the writing process. Some people can make it work, but it’s just not how my brain is wired I guess.

So, remember kids, you can have a full blown, ...

A Woman Touch (free version)

You’d think I’d gotten the inspiration for this comic while I was high. Seeing as how I do love drugs. However, personally, I rarely find drugs to be very beneficial to the writing process. Some people can make it work, but it’s just not how my brain is wired I guess.

So, remember kids, you can have a ful...

Setting Her Up — Eternal Beach City

Just to be clear, I’m not knocking the Spider-Man trope. It’s effective and satisfying. Not everything has to be constantly reinvented in order to avoid getting labeled as a hack. Though, it was cool in Spider-Man II when they flipped it by having Doc Ock on the ceiling instead.

Or maybe it is hack. I dunno anymore....