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An autistic writer has had her last ever idea again, it has been announced.
38-year-old Avery Mann failed to think of an idea for her freelance magazine writing gig within ...
2024-11-01 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic ghost who roams the halls of a suburban family home hadn’t realised she wasn’t a welcome presence, it has been rumoured.
The entity, known as The Grey Lady...
2024-10-29 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has revealed that her receiving love language is being completely mugged off.
Miya Wilkes, 29, eschews romantic gestures like touch, acts of service or w...
2024-10-25 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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A woman who isn’t autistic has bravely used her voice to take up an autistic person’s slot on one of the few broadcasters actually still commissioning shit, it has been confi...
2024-10-22 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has made history as the first person in existence to ever make a mistake, it has been confirmed.
Paige Thomas, 37, made what eyewitnesses described as a ...
2024-10-18 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has demonstrated her commitment to excellence in socialising by sending friends post-hangout texts that are tantamount to customer surveys.
Miya Wilkes, 3...
2024-10-15 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang,
Thanks so much to everyone who came to last night’s Patreon live with the wonderful Holly Smale! We had a great time hanging out with you all, as always.
Just to say we’re now aware that there was an individual making inappropriate comments in the chat. We can only apologise for not realising in real...
2024-10-14 08:25:14 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has reportedly broken a Guinness world record after taking just 0.2 seconds to regret agreeing to a favour.
Natasha Weaving, 28, who reluctantly agreed to attend h...
2024-10-11 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello fellow funny autistic folk!
Just a reminder to our wonderful community that the amazing bestselling author and Netflix’s Geek Girl co-creator (and Daily Tism writer of course), the one and only Holly Smale, will be joining us this Sunday 13th November at 6pm BST for a live virtual hangout!
We’ll be talk...
2024-10-10 07:59:24 +0000 UTC View PostWe are delighted to announce that we have teamed up with a team of amazing autistic comedians, writers, actors and producers - names to be announced soon - to create a Daily Tism web sketch show.
The first episode begins filming in early November and all being well, will be released in time for Christmas.
We’r...
2024-10-09 13:33:12 +0000 UTC View Post
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Every single fucking person wants something from you, it has been confirmed.
According to sources, interactions with friends and family may initially take the form of low-...
2024-10-08 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has caveated a post with so many brackets that she has accidentally done an antisemitism, it has been revealed.
Lottie Fitzgerald, 26, was reportedly so a...
2024-10-04 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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A non-autistic woman who can go outside without her face melting off with discomfort has declared that autism is a superpower.
Karen Hoyland, 45, who can walk out of her fr...
2024-10-01 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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A man who has been diagnosed as having both autism and ADHD has managed to lose his autism mere seconds after it was right there in his hand.
Ryan Wilkins, 43, could have ...
2024-09-27 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman who prefers to eat her morning cereal with a teaspoon can’t explain why that’s better, it just is, so get off her back - according to reports.
Krista ...
2024-09-24 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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The best bite of your meal has issued a statement demanding that you save it for last.
The statement, issued as you sat down for a full-English breakfast this morning...
2024-09-20 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostExciting news! We have said from the beginning that our aim with Patreon is to earn enough to hire more writers. The time has now come for us to take on our first freelancer!
We are able to offer one freelance writer one commissioned piece per week at £40 per piece, with a ...
2024-09-18 07:43:15 +0000 UTC View Post
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The tower of soft toys on an autistic woman’s bed are actually protecting a grotty little nest of unspeakable acts, it has been rumoured.
Emma Bernard, 32, has amas...
2024-09-17 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey gang,
Thank you to everyone who came to last night’s live hangout with the brilliant Andew Hickey! It was such a special event with such a brilliant creator and we loved taking all your questions! 2024-09-16 10:32:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey gang!
Just a quick reminder about tonight’s virtual live event at 6pm BST on turning your special interest into your job - with the one and only Andrew Hickey!
Everyone should have received a private Zoom link by DM on Patreon with instructions to join so please do let us know if that hasn’t come through...
2024-09-15 09:11:42 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has been left without a favourite song after she ate hers too quickly and got sick of it, report have indicated.
Emma Bernard, 28, loved the delicious tas...
2024-09-13 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic man’s boss has begun to assign him tasks via the medium of increasingly complex riddles, it has been confirmed.
PR account director Ryan Wilkins, 54, has alwa...
2024-09-10 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic person who has never put a toe out of line is going to get caught the second they let their guard down, authorities have announced.
Police conducting what...
2024-09-06 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang,
We’re so excited to announce that our next live hangout will be held on Sunday 15th September at 6pm British Standard Time!
The last one was so much fun and this time we’re delighted to say we’ll be joined by the legendary Andrew Hickey, the brain behind the epic A History of Rock Music in 500 So...
2024-09-03 11:46:31 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic person who managed to get out of a summer-destroying family holiday has instead fucked everything up by going on holiday with their friends.
Paige Thomas, 28, b...
2024-09-03 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic person has bravely chosen a scary film to spend a couple of hours not actually looking at, friends have reported.
Dexter Livingstone, 24, reportedly likes the i...
2024-08-30 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic advocate asked to work for free in exchange for great publicity has managed to convince their landlord to accept the unusual currency, it has been rumoured.
Edd...
2024-08-27 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman who has no idea what hot girl summer is but just knows she hates it is hanging on for cold girl winter, her friends have confirmed.
Krista Shure, 21, said...
2024-08-23 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman whose cat triggered her rejection sensitivity has spoken out about her ordeal.
Emma Bernard, 38, adopted two-year-old tortoiseshell McCatney from a local ...
2024-08-20 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has confessed that she really does want to say “I told you so”.
Avery Mann, 28, is reportedly aware that she’s supposed to act contrite when somethi...
2024-08-16 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
