Kevin the Bored

151 Prep 2 Electric Boogaloo

New York, New York, November 11th, 15:37.

Uppercrust is a businessman.

As such, he finds few greater joys than watching a business deal come to fruition.

Eight months ago, a half mad cannibal clown walked through his office doors, with nothing to her name and no backing beyond her own personal strength.

150 Party for One

Columbus, Ohio, September 30th, 12:05.

You know, I don't know on what day I was born.

We never really 𝘥𝘪𝘥 birthdays. I don't think I've celebrated my own since I was seven. Mom never cared for pointless celebrations see, from birthdays to christmas, she just didn't see the point.

That's not to say s...

149 The Final Piece of the Puzzle

Detroit, Michigan, September 15th, 19:59.

Since my mysterious new potential hire wanted to meet in Detroit, I ended up passing by Columbus and decided to stay a day, check in on the kids, as it were.

They're doing good, I guess. To be honest they kind of gave me the cold shoulder, too busy doing wacky science stuf...

Just realised that I forgot to actually post this here lol

The art is technically not completely accurate. It has her Ukaku/wings (which is mostly right), her koukaku/arms (which is accurate) and her Bikaku/tail (which is also accurate) but it's missing her rinkaku alltogether, which I think is pretty funny considering that she is a rinkaku ghoul, so that is literally the most import...

148 Bumping Into a Hebert

Brockton Bay, New Jersey, September 13th, 17:34.

I am annoyed.

We had to wait two days just for Elle, or Labyrinth, as she is apparently known with her costume on, to be having a 'good day,' whatever the fuck that means.

According to Faultline, she struggles to differentiate reality on a bad day, which, in f...

147 Permission Slip 2 Electric Boogaloo

The mood in the office is a strange mix of tense and relaxed. Tense because Faultline and her crew are tense, and relaxed because Mimi and I don't give a shit.

Seeing as she doesn't seem to be planning on answering me, I decide to just ask again. Who knows? Maybe she just didn't hear me the first time. "Well? Can we go ...

142 SEXUUU!!!

A/N: This takes place after 141, right after Butcher and Lusia fight and ignore heroes. Imma change chapter titles to fit it

100 words in: This is so fucking embarrassing to write, I will never be the same again. I've never felt so gay in my life. Why Veela, why didn't you choose Clara or something? ;(

1800 words ...

145 Conspiracies

When we enter the office, the first thing I find myself doing is comparing it to Uppercrust's, and I find it lacking.

Not that it's a bad office or anything, in fact, it's actually very good. Faultline is clearly intelligent because everything, from the colours, black and brown mostly, to the limited décor is clearly d...

144 The Palanquin

Brockton Bay, New Jersey, September 11th, 14:57.

The rumble of my car echoes down the street as we come to a screeching halt. The heroes are clearly already aware that I'm here, so there's no real point in subtlety.

I doubt they'll send anyone after me though, since I told mister police officer that I was just pas...

143 Overdue Exit

Staten Island, New York, September 11th, 09:11.

Once more, I may have gotten slightly carried away again.

I can hardly be blamed though, from the kinky sex with Clara to the 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 kinky sex with Billy, suffice it to say that I have been rather distracted from what I originally ca...

146 Interlude: PRT Database

A/N: so I was just doing this for fun to pass the time, but then it got to 800 words and I decided fuck it, I'll just get some more people in here and make it into a chapter. Also, I was gonna do a bit more at the start so it was like we were clicking through files, but idk how to do that, so just imagine we're watching over ...

141 Growing Up, Life Loses it's Magic

The warehouse door opens with a bang, and I look up, down? At the door from where I am hanging by my ribbons, upside-down in the centre of the room, using another, thinner ribbon to play a game of solitaire, since I can't reach the floor with my hands.

Into the room walk a dozen or so people, nearly half of whom smell l...

Update!

So I started writing a chapter, but then I got distracted and ended up writing a whole other chapter, but for the sake of like, one line being canonically accurate, I don't want to post it until I finish the chap I was originally working on, and it's nearly 3am right now and I have a pizza in the oven, so I will either finish...

140 Surprise Visit 2 Electric Boogaloo

Walking into the building, I see a rager of a party going on in the large open room. There's a disco light set up and everything, with smoke machines and strobe lights. That's without even mentioning the loud as fuck music.

I'm just glad my ears don't fuck me with loud noises, despite being so sensitive.

Oh, and t...

139 Surprise Visit

New York, New York, August 21st, 20:12.

Okay, so I might have gotten carried away a little bit.

This was only supposed to be a short stop before I drop Mimi off at Brockton, but now it's nearly been a month and I've mostly just spent that time fucking Clara and enjoying the life of luxury in my fancy ass house. 2023-08-10 23:03:44 +0000 UTC View Post

138 Interlude: Time Goes On

Columbus, Ohio, July 27th, 16:16.

Inside of a meeting a casual room, with dim lighting, comfortable couches and even a pair of large TVs, each hooked up to various gaming consoles, a group of people can be seen, each wearing an eclectic mix of clothing, the only common factor being the colour scheme of reds and blacks, ...

Omake: Lusia the Adventurer 2 Electric Boogaloo

In the gardens behind the Lancilia branch of the Guild, there is a large, open area that is empty of all greenery, instead being a simple ring of dirt, with benches surrounding it like a poor man's colosseum.

In the centre of this dirt ring, there stands a lone man.

He is incredibly well built, with his muscles cl...

137 Is It Not Enough To Simply Try?

Sneaking my way into Clara's apartment was almost laughably easy.

It helps that I can be insanely quiet when I want to, for example, at this point I could jump of off a skyscraper and land on my bare feet without leaving a mark on the ground or making a sound.

My muscles are far more powerful than my stature would...

136 Money Money Money

"Road trip?" Hearing the dull, if slightly inquisitive voice, I turn to my right, coming face to face with Mimi, the burn scars in the shape of cigarette burns marring her face just as prominent as ever.

Facing Mimi with a smile, I put my keys in the ignition for my brand spanking new car, a Koenigsegg ccx in white. I o...

135 Interlude: Laura 'Battery' Clark

A/N: This idea lodged itself into my brain and wouldn't leave, I won't apologise.

Also, it's never stated where Brockton Bay is, but the theories I could find put it as most likely either replacing New Hampshire or Atlanta city, I chose the latter cuz it's funny to me to make Taylor from New Jersey :)

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134 Busy Bee

"Do you have to go?"

Patting her head, I answer Riley's question honestly.

"Nope,~ it's just my nature. I don't have to go, but at the same time, I can't stay."

We're standing out the back of James' club, with him and his Jack standing a short distance away as we say our goodbyes.

It's only been a few ...

133 Drugs?

Turns out, bringing a small child into a very active night club gets you some very interesting looks.

Doubly so since literally everyone knows that it's a front for James' gang. My eyes drift over the various hearts stitched, painted and engraved all over the building.

He's hardly subtle about it.

Not that h...

132 Setting up a Playdate

Columbus, Ohio, July 19th, 18:31.

"-with that we can fully confirm that yes, Dragon, with the help of a Tinker who goes by Negante, has finished development of a cure for HIV, and that mass production will be started shortly, making the cure available nationwide, with talks of going international after a brief adjustmen...

131 Interlude: Joker

Columbus, Ohio, July 12th, 20:23.

Entering the city, Catelyn can't help the feeling of heebie-jeebies settling in her gut as she watches the streets pass by.

Jumping slightly, she is startled out of her thoughts by a gentle yet firm hand being placed on her thigh.

Turning to her other side, she looks away fr...

130 Curious

Huy, Belgium, July 6th, 17:30.

Looking down from her drone's camera at the desolate wasteland below, Dragon mentally lets out a sigh.

Without already knowing it, when looking at this sight, one would never guess that this used to be a thriving city, full of life.

Instead, it is little more than a ruin, inter...

129 Interlude: Ned

Ned is a simple man.

He has simple desires, simple drives.

He just wants to hurt, to suffer, to feel that 𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘦 feeling of pain.

Only through pain can he grow. Only through 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 can he become 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦.

No one has ever understood. No one 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 unders...

128 The First Endbringer

For obvious reasons, I can't exactly read Dragon's robot like I can a person, so I have no idea if she's secretly judging us or if she's genuinely just a nice person, but she doesn't show any aversion to treating us like normal people, despite the fact that she's a hero and we.. are not.

"In short, during Endbringer fig...

127 Awww shit, here we go again 2 Electric Boogaloo

An Endbringer has shown up somewhere.

They aren't the 'an Endbringer is here' sirens, so it isn't nearby, they're just the 'an Endbringer has shown up somewhere' sirens.

They mostly exist for two reasons, one being so that anyone who is willing to join the fight against the monster knows to head for the nearest PR...

126 The Strongest Hero

Owwwwwww.

I may be used to pain, but that doesn't mean it doesn't still hurt, I can just ignore it.

Still, being melted and crushed and having my very body Break down is a whole different kind of pain compared to being catapulted into the ground by a very angry woman with very strong arms.

The whole thing wa...

125 Interlude: Alexandria 2 Electric Boogaloo

South of Yakama, Washington, July 5th, 06:52.

Sitting in the back of the armoured transport, I keep myself perfectly still, nerves that would be causing my leg to bounce long since burnt out over the years.

Th...