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37 Just In Case You Were Forgetting Who I Am :)

April 14th, 13:00

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Streaks of midday sun shine through the open windows, lighting up a nice living room, one that clearly belongs to a middle-upper-class family. There are a couple of paintings on the warm brown walls, a podium with some vase that's probably impressive to peopl...

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36 Taylor Really is Absurd if You Think About it. The Balls on That Girl.

April 13th, 11:00

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Humming to herself as she pulls into her garage, Mary parks her bike, dismounts and starts skipping to the door, not slowing down at all even as she hangs the bike's keys up on the wall alongside a dozen other sets of keys.

When the door to the house op...

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2 Moving Out

"Kyo! Can you go fetch your brother please!"

Kyoka Jiro looks up from her phone where she had been browsing a music forum, reading about a concert happening in a few days, to look at her mother. She takes a moment to register her mum's words before letting out a groan.

"Hai~," she mutters as she gets to her feet a...

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35 Canon Times!

April 11th, 00:30

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Flying through the sky under another's power isn't actually nearly as enjoyable an experience as she plays it out to be.

It's not that the flying itself isn't fun, because it certainly is, but there is a certain disconnect between herself and the gifted...

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1 HxH Pilot (Commission)

Nobody likes being woken up, I feel like that's a pretty universal truth.

I mean, not only is sleep nice and comfortable, but it's also the only time you can have dreams filled with busty women giving you all sorts of attention.

So I feel like it's a fair reaction on my part to punch the asshole that woke me up ri...

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Some art I drew

Kevin the Bored post Some art I drew from patreon

Isn't it cool? Made it in paint with my laptop's touch pad =D

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34 Interlude: A Healer's Remedy

Brockton Bay General Hospital

18:00, January 3rd, 2011

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"As always, thank you for your work, Panacea. Have a good night."

Amy very carefully does not roll her eyes at the nurses platitudes, even when she returns a tired and almost entirely fake smil...

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33 Interlude: A Canary's Lament

Lehigh County Parahuman Holding Facility, Pennsylvania

11:30, October 31st, 2010

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Paige Mcabee, better known by her stage name Bad Canary, or just Canary for short perks up when she hears the familiar tune of her song, Without Whisper, faintly enter her h...

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32 Interlude: A Jack's Job is Never Done

Salt Lake City, Utah

March 9th, 2010

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Swerving around yet another chunk of broken road, Jack's sleek, high-tech motorbike purrs as she brings it to a stop, still a short distance from entering the city proper.

It's not something she didn't expect co...

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31 Interlude: Thoughts of a Businessman

Queens, New York

February 26th, 2010

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Uppercrust is a businessman.

He has been a businessman for a long time now, since before parahumans were even a thing.

The first parahuman, Scion, first appeared in 1982, almost 30 years ago. Uppercrust gr...

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30 Booze and Sex

December 14th

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"To freedom!!"

"Cheers!"

Mary lets out a laugh as the others join her in cheer, smacking their glasses against her own, spilling plenty of their holy liquid, before they are silenced as they all simultaneously start chugging at their pints together. View Post

29 The Good Guys Always Win... Right?

The sight of Assault cold clocking Rock is one that Mary finds incredibly cathartic after the asshole pancaked her against the wall.

But they aren't done yet, so this is no time to be getting distracted. A thought that is proven correct when she hears the faint sound of movement coming from the office clouded in dust on...

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2 Justice Has Arrived!!!

With the immediate assessments out of the way, Sebastian now has to focus on the next step; gaining a better understanding of his wider surroundings and finding somewhere to make a temporary base of operations.

Only once he has an area secured against divination and protected against potential hunters, can he take his a...

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1 The Paladin of Pure Silver

"Ah.. I am not going to make it."

Standing on a small field of grass, Sebastian, also known to all the Worlds of YGGDRASIL as Touch Me lets out a sigh and plops himself on the ground, sitting cross legged.

Touch Me is a Paladin clad in shining platinum white armour, wearing a helm with an insectoid design, and a c...

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28 Some More Fighting, I Guess.

"Go secure the gunmen," Mary quietly orders the troopers around her, never taking her eyes off of Rock's mutated form.

As the normals rapidly turn to follow her order, smartly understanding when they are outmatched, the Heroes present don't stand on ceremony.

The fight starts in earnest with Dauntless thrusting hi...

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-TEST- Directions

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5 Wandering For A Chance Encounter

"You're strong."

Dashing forward, Lusia slides under another rapid swing of the Cloud Lion, ignoring as the blow shatters the earth behind her in favour of flipping her feet back under her and launching herself over the beast's back.

A single swing of her sword is enough to cut the Beast in half, but in e...

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4 Getting Dressed Can Be Such A Hassle

The Aides of the Heavenly Emperors cannot help but gape as the being refers to the strongest Heavenly Emperor as a maggot of all things. Even the Heavenly Emperors themselves pause in shock at his words.

After all, when was the last time anyone dared to insult a Heavenly Emperor? Has there ever been such a time?

H...

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1 Audiokinesis in MHA

A/N: Sorry that I haven't written anything in a while, my depression kinda clapped back rather hard so I've been struggling to do much of anything at all. For now, all I got is this one shot.

I don't honestly know if this is good or shit. I wrote it in separate parts with big periods of time between them without really ...

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27 The Final Boss Has No First Phase

A/N: Didja miss me? ;)

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December 4th, 10:00

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Only a day after capturing Paper and Director Piggot has them moving after the final member of the trio, Rock, bright and early in the morning.

Luckily, unlike most people her ag...

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26 Interlude: Amy Dallon

December 3rd, 21:45

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Sitting down on the street's empty curb, Amy watches the building in boredom with her face held in her hands that themselves are resting on her raised knees.

The street is about as poorly lit as can be expected of Brockton Bay, with most of the lights...

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25 The Chain-Quest Advances 2 Electric Boogaloo

Downtown South

December 3rd, 21:15

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Coming to a stop on the roof of a small apartment building, only six floors tall, Mary and Assault both share a look as they wait for Battery, who has a hand up to her ear in communication with Console back at base.

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24 Don't Trust Strangers

Unknown Location

November 11th, 16:00

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The sound of soft breathing can be heard inside of a large, twelve sided room. Each wall of the room houses a large open arch that serves as a window to a sight most dazzling. The world seems to be that of a painting...

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23 Worthless Chapter

A/N: Hehehe

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New Orleans, Louisiana

November 11th, 13:00

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Leviathan.

Mary didn't get to join the last Endbringer fight, Behemoth, on account of her still being injured from her fight with Lung, so thi...

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22 I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up,

PRT Building, Downtown

November 9th, 09:15

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Waking up is a slow thing, and Sydney has never been one to rush it.

So as her groggy mind slowly comes to wakefulness, she fights back the urge to open her eyes, and merely promises herself five more minu...

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21 Soldier of Godrick

Commercial District West

November 8th, 22:45

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"Thank you for teaching me," Mary says, giving a short bow and a graceful smile to the troopers in front of her, the gratitude in her voice making them smile behind their helmets.

After Emma got taken aw...

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20 The Chain-Quest Advances

Commercial District West

November 8th, 20:45

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"-and look at this one!" Suzuya excitedly exclaims, shoving his phone in front of Emma's face, "it took ages to get her to wear a proper kimono, but look how pretty she is!"

Reluctantly, and mostly for a...

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19 The Protagonist Goes to School

Downtown, Winslow High

November 2nd, 13:15

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Walking into her World Issues class with Mr Gladly, Taylor can only silently lament that at least she doesn't have Math with Mrs Scanlan. Mr Gladly is the kind of 'cool' teacher, young enough to be mistaken as a...

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18 Interlude: Brad Meadows

A/N: It's important to me that you understand that I am not my characters, and that just because I'm going to have to write literal Nazis, doesn't mean I'm also a Nazi.

Commercial District North

October 27th, 21:30

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Looking down at ...

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17 First Step in the Chain-Quest

Commercial District

October 17th, 19:30

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In young Vista's mind, she has come to realise that being a Hero really isn't all it's cracked up to be. Granted, it's not like she joined up because she wanted to be the next Alexandria or anything, she mostly jus...

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