Kevin the Bored

108 Please don't die

From their perspective, perhaps it seems like they have a chance of victory.

After all, here I stand, in the centre of a ring of over nine hundred Shinobi, above us a giant dome of rotating weapons, from kunai to shuriken to katana, if it's metallic, then it's there, poised to turn me into a pincushion.

I can see ...

107 You're approaching me?

My map has revealed to me that I am in fact still in the Land of Lighting and I am also not anywhere near the border.

Bu honestly, that is hardly a big deal, once this curse is gone, I can escape from anywhere I want.

Hell, I would have let them capture me to wear the timer down if I wasn't so sure that they would...

106 Geoguesser Gone Wrong! w(ﾟДﾟ)w

Ok, so I have the Third Raikage on my tail, as well as Killer B, Jinchurriki of the eight tails, and frankly I wouldn't be surprised if at this point A junior is also chasing me.

Though, maybe they decided that they should leave someone behind to defend the village.

Then again, I doubt they are expecting me to las...

105 Tick Tock

Fifty hours to go and I am starting to feel the pressure.

Typically, I can go days, maybe even weeks without sleep. I have food and water in my seal plenty enough to feed me for years, since I keep enough packed in case I need to feed a group for a length of time.

But for the past twenty two hours I have been runn...

104 It's like a Matryoshka doll

Understanding that time is of the essence here, I don't bother wasting any.

However, instead of simply charging at the men in front of me, I instead gather electrical chakra in my hand, winding it tightly around my my fore and middle fingers, using the two of them as 'rails' from which I create my alternating current. 2023-01-09 19:51:35 +0000 UTC View Post

103 CURRENT OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE

Naturally, they never stood a chance.

Even if my strongest asset, my invisibility, is taken away from me, I am still a fucking Sage.

I am still the only man alive that can still go against Minato in a fight and win.

I am still Hanabira fucking Haruno, the Bloody Wraith of Konoha.

The fact that they tho...

102 The First Domino Falls (changed last title)

It's only when night comes that conversations starts to peter off as the people present start getting tired from the exhausting day they've had of sitting around talking about stuff.

Truly tragic how much they have to work, they all deserve a good nap.

We were invited to stay the night in the palace as expected, s...

101 The First Domino Falls

My insides are thrumming with excitement as we are led into the Daimyo's palace.

We aren't explicitly checked for weapons, but I can feel a wave wash over me as we walk through the doors, so I assume they have some kind of Fuinjutsu metal detector.

Realistically, it's likely to be more advanced than simply detecti...

100 The Start of the End

The day has come.

Today, operation 'Deicide' begins.

I said my goodbyes to Minato and Kushina, collecting a certain tag that I asked Minato to make for me, and gave Tsunade and Hanari each a kiss on the cheek, as I'll probably be gone for a week or so.

Off I go to end the war, how good of me, all it takes fo...

99 Trajectory

So, killing a Daimyo.

It's not really something that has a precedent for happening since not only is there the whole, 'divine right' to rule stuff, but there's also the simple fact that every Daimyo has some of the most skilled guards in the world.

Not that they are at the level of S-class threats or anything, all...

98 Trajectory

I never wanted to be a father.

In fact, after Kizashi was born, crap I forgot to visit my family again, after Kizashi, I decided that I never want to have to take care of a child ever again.

But just ditching Tsunade and the baby would be far more effort than it's worth, and something tells me Minato won't forgive...