The soft allurements of the Pseudcast, far from leading our friend to any one determined path, did but nourish and increase the unrest he had previously experienced. A secret fire was gliding through his veins: objects distinct and indistinct alternated within his soul, and awoke unspeakable desire. At one time he wished for ...
2020-05-26 09:30:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Dr. Thaddeus Russell PhD, CEO of Renegade University, has taught at Columbia University, Barnard College, Lang College, the New School for Social Research, and Occidental College. He has a PhD in History from Columbia University, which is tied with Massac...
2020-05-23 07:52:32 +0000 UTC View Post
It is the year 2029. Scientific rationalism has advanced so far that cyber-atheists are commonplace. In addition, human brains can connect to the internet directly. Dr. E. MIchael Jones is an officer in Section 777, an elite, secretive police division that deals with special operations, including counter materialism and c...
2020-05-16 07:44:40 +0000 UTC View Post
She had it all: Fame. Fortune. Youth. Beauty. Once upon a time she was the darling of Indie Filmmaking's golden age, but all fame is fleeting, and this notorious podcasting starlet has spent the last three months far away from the public's prying eyes.
Cloistered and quarantined within her Brooklyn estate's privat...
2020-05-14 02:23:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight's the night, and everyone is out rocking their best fits. It's the big Battle of the Ideological Bands, and every scene in town has its own champion in the show. As the concert hall fills up though, and tensions rise between the anarchists and the tankies, and the left libertarians and right libertarians come to blows...
2020-05-10 05:24:13 +0000 UTC View Post
The year is 20XX, there is no more culture, the institutions are dead. The journalists and blue checkmarks are extinct, nothing anymore but a forgotten whisper. A new class of media elite rule, the Pseuds are the masters of culture, and the celebrities of old huddle in little holes, fearing for their fame, knowing there is no...
2020-05-09 17:11:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Deep in the Northwoods of Wisconsin, legends circulate, of a frightful witch cooking up curses. Spoken of only in whispers by the townsfolk she terrorizes, she long ago cast off the shackles of her Christian name, and branded herself according to some ancient tongue long unheard, as 2020-05-05 01:19:46 +0000 UTC View Post
The clash of the century, the event of a lifetime! In the red corner, the Usenet Brawler, Curtis Yarvin. In the blue corner, the underdog, the hungry pup, my friend Jack from the 2020-05-03 19:47:14 +0000 UTC View Post
So me and my buddy, Sean McCarthy were hanging out at my house, dueling in some Magic the Gathering games, playing Donkey Kong Country 2, drinking capri sun, and we got to talking, about maybe doing this totally tubular Pseudcast episode. I thoug...
2020-05-01 02:07:38 +0000 UTC View Post
You've waited your whole life for this. You've trained. You've perfected your craft. You've devoted thousands of hours. You're ready. Flown by black helicopter to a remote island, you're about to meet with... The Elite. The greatest Goldeneye 007 for the N64 speedrunners in the world. The fastest. The deadliest. They're waiti...
2020-04-30 01:52:44 +0000 UTC View Post
A viral CAD file has escaped from a research lab in Austin, and its engineer is pursued across the world by authorities. His name is Cody Wilson. The most dangerous man in the universe, or something like that. I don't really know. That's just what the media told me. He's a bad, bad, bad man. Or does he just want you to think ...
2020-04-27 07:54:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Coming very soon, the moment all you Pseuds out there have been waiting for... That's right, the best selling episode of the Pseudodoxology Official Pseudcast, Episode 7: "My Other Publishing Deal is a Gold Plated, Jewel Encrusted Ford F-150," is now available as a microfictive Patreon podcast episode description section....
2020-04-26 08:40:46 +0000 UTC View Post
INT. THE MATRIX - NEITHER DAY NOR NIGHT
CASEY KASEM stands before an ostentatious curtain, so deeply black as to appear an ethereally regal purple, so voluptuously fine it was as if it were made of nothingness itself.
Hi, I'm Casey Kasem, and welcome to the Simulati... 2020-04-26 03:30:51 +0000 UTC View Post
The deep halls of high finance resound with the echoes of Pseudcast knowledge transmissions. Elite finance mastermind billionaires sit atop their treasure hoards. The ancient dragon seers rank the Pseudodoxology Sorcery Network as one of the top sources of Economic news and analysis in the networked realms. Second only to Zer...
2020-04-24 07:57:06 +0000 UTC View Post
What if you could travel to parallel worlds? The same year, the same Earth, only different dimensions. A world where Rush Limbaugh is replaced by Kantbot and a really incredible soundboard loaded up with Sliders and K-Pax Samples. The Pseudodoxology Podcast Network has found the gateway. Now the problem is... finding a way ba...
2020-04-24 01:49:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Scrambling through the nondescript halls of Goldsmiths, University of London, Matt Colquhoun outruns the Agents of Hyper-Capitalism, or something. Is he jacking into the Matrix? Or out of it? Who can even say anymore. Abandoning his slave name to become X...
2020-04-18 22:08:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Big time Pseuds, Logo and Nightmare Vision, join me in reforming the secret alchemical brotherhood of imaginary doctors sometimes known as the Rosicrucian Order. Togeth...
2020-04-18 18:35:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Certified Pseud Curtis Yarvin addresses the response to his article on his Plan A for Coronavirus and the 2020-04-16 06:08:30 +0000 UTC View Post
