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Effin' Up

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There was one late night when I was drawing my interview with Shannon Gee...

Patreon Plaque!

Haha WHAT

So Patreon sent me a motherfucking PLAQUE for reaching 1,000 patrons!

It's super nice and came with little cloth gloves to wear just for handling it (Which, of course, I have no yet used). This was completely unexpected! There was no email warning; it just showed up in a giant box at my studio. Actually, my...

Überlube

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/uberlube/

I am incapable of calling this anything other than Uber-Luber. I can't help myself.

The Leo

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/leo-dildo/

This is not a subtle cock.

Waggle Waggle Waggle

Haha, I’m having a harder and harder time updating here! Like, I only wanna post something if I think it’ll be Worth Your While and, of course, all my half-formed scatterbrained thoughts don’t feel good enough to waste your time with so I just… don’t update. It’s dumb! I know it’s dumb. Just some irrational perform...

Vestibulodynia by Capp

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/vestibulodynia/
Guest artist Capp takes over Oh Joy Sex Toy this week to teach us all about Vestibulodynia, a medical condition that causes vaginal pain.

Remember: SEX SHOULD NOT BE PAINFUL.

If you or yo...

The Glamour of Book Distribution

In a previous post, I explained Oh Joy Sex Toy's pretty unique business relationship with Limerence Press. Short version: Matt and I are still the book publisher (we produce the book) and Limerence is physically sending our books to...

Vaginal Douching

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/douche

DOuching? More like DON'Tching!

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Personal Update:

I am taking an actual week off right now. Oh my gosh. It feels so good. I love this. I...

Giveaway Winners!

Alright, so giant THANK YOU to everyone who entered our toy giveaway contest! We got over 450 folks throwing their names into our digital hat and I think either yesterday or the day before Matt sent out notices to all the lucky winners. So expect your toys in the mail soon! And for all you lucky folks who don’t live in the USA...

Shannon Gee: Interview with a Pole Role Model

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/shannongee/

Y'all know I love pole dancing and if you didn't? Heads up: I love pole dancing. I've been captivated by it since I was old enough to start going into strip clubs and three years ago I had the extremely good fo...

Blewit

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/blewit

I... keep trying to make these rhyme-y puns and jokes to go with the name "Blewit" but they all have negative connotations-- like "screw it" or "blow it"-- and the Blewit is actually really good and deserves no such asso...

Pelvic Exam

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/pelvic-exam

Nobody enjoys it, but it's gotta be done! Here's what to expect during your PELVIC EXAM.

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Hey. Hey you. You look like you could do with a pretty, new butt plug. LET ME SEND Y...

Toy Giveaway to Patrons!

Hey, my most excellent dudes! Matt and I have amassed quite a stockpile of still-in-the-packaging toys that need homes. They need YOUR homes, specifically.
To express how deeply we appreciate (and survive on) your generous patronage, we're gunna be giving them away to our patrons with USA addresses!

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All the World's a Stage (Theater and Comics)

My first love was theater.

From the ages of eight till eighteen, my life revolved the stage. I loved performing, I loved learning, I loved being a part of a story, I loved being part of a cast, I loved having an audience, I loved how every single actor could bring something different to the exact same role, I loved how ev...

Edging by Kino

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/edging-kino/

Today's educational comic by Kino will have you on the... EDGE of your seat ;D

BookRiot & Make It Then Tell Everybody

I did some yakkin' and some people saw fit to record it! The fools.

For those of you with an aural fixation, I was honored to be the guest on Dan Berry's incredibly informative Make It Then Tell Everybody podcast. If you're ...

Designing the Limerence Covers (Guest Post and .gif by Matt!)

Hi everybody!

I was told my last 'design a cover' animated gif wasn't long enough for some of you so today I wanted to show off a longer albeit a bit smaller version that showcases the other two covers. [EDIT 8/4/16: If the animated .gif isn't playing in this post, 2016-08-03 22:52:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Fursuits by Grey White

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/fursuits-grey-white/

Grey White illuminates the mysteries of fursuiting (The act of dressing up in those anthropomorphic, cartoon-y mascot costumes) in today's guest comic! Just how ARE they made? WHY do people do...

FrolicMe

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/frolicme/

Ok, it's date night! Time to set the mood. Wine, candles, chocolate... BUT WHAT PORN TO PUT ON?????

Matt and I report back on the dirty movies to be found at FrolicMe!

Publishers Weekly Starred Review

Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god!


Oh Joy Sex Toy Volume 3 got a STARRED Publishers Weekly review! My heart is in my throat! Jesus.

Matt tried for YEARS to get our book distributed through traditional channels with absolut...

Negative Reviews, Part Deux

Guest post from Matt!

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I got a bit of snarky email today that helped me articulate a problem Erika and I have been having with Oh Joy as of late.

We are struggling to be excited with our reviews!

Being excited about sex stuff is what we're ALL about...

Doxy Die Cast

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/doxy-die-cast/

The Doxy is the vibrator by which I judge all other clitoral-based sex toys. No company has made a wand vibrator that delights me as thoroughly as it. But then, the Doxy company attempted to improve u...

Amorino

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/amorino/

I'm so bummed my cootch just doesn't like rabbit style vibrators, I know I am missing out on some really good times :-/ The Amorino definitely is an innovative, interesting design! I can definitely appreciate...

What punctuation do you use for this word?

While I was working on the Quickshot review a couple months ago I hosted a poll on Twitter, asking how one punctuates this word:

1) Deep Throating, 2) De...

That Thing You Like #158

http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/that-thing-you-like/e/158-station-eleven-with-erika-moen-45195185

I relish any chance to talk with my two favorite Canadian boys from 2016-07-06 18:46:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Paying for Porn

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/paying-for-porn

The last two decades have been really fascinating, haven't they? The way we consume media and compensate the creators who make it has changed massively since the rise of the internet. I remember my...

I'm jealous of the naked girls

[Patreon struggles with embedded images, so if they don’t display just click the URLs I’ve pasted below each picture]

I'm jealous of the naked girls.

2016-07-04 03:10:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Pegging by Kazimir Lee

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/pegging-by-kazimir-lee

Join Dr. Sol several centuries in the future (Where the gender binary is abolished and telepathic penetration is all the rage) as he takes a look back on 21st century Earth's pract...

Negative Reviews

A work colleague has mentioned a few times that I really should do more negative reviews, that doing so many positive ones makes me look biased. We were emailing yesterday about this and they mentioned how one of their favorite past times is to read negative movie reviews, how it excites a part of their brain. I replied with the...

The Rumble

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/rumble

Let's get rrrrrrready to RRRRRUMBLEEE!