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COMIC: Space Camp - I'll Be Back For Dinner

In 2019 I went through the Intensive Outpatient Program. If you've been a patron for a while, you've heard me repeat that a million times, but if you're new, well, there ya go, that's the context you need for this post. While ...

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OJST: Make Your Own Food by Jey Pawlik

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https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/make-your-own-food/

Give a couple some porn comics and they'll have porn for a day. TEACH a couple to MAKE PORN COMICS TOGETHER and they'll make their own porn for a lifetime. View Post

11/1 November Journal

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November 1

Matt fished a “splinter” out of the ball of my right foot. “Splinter” sounds so slim and sneaky, just a sliver, just a thin sharp wisp that pierced between the lines in your skin because it’s just that smal...

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Week in Pictures


Lemony Snicket is blooming!!!!!! Oh my goodness, she’s covered in fat little white buds and the air around her has this subtle sweet scent. I stick my nose in close to the open flowers and inhale until I’ve sucked all ...

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Fashion Blogging (part deux)

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Thursday, October 21




Dress: SatWhat (Free, handmedown from a friend moving to another state and downsizing all their possessions a few years ago)

Tights: ALL! MY TIGHTS! HAVE HOLES!!!!!!...

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OJST: Steamed Buns by Hien Pham

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Cartoonist Hien Pham gets some steamed buns at the local gay sauna!

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Fashion Blogger

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Remember when fashion blogging was a thing? Wait, is it still a thing and I just don’t know because blogging isn’t a thing anymore? Is blogging still a thing? Is anything I enjoyed from my teens and twenties on the internet still a thing?

GUESS WHAT:

THIS WEEK I’M A FASHION BLOGGER.

Sunday, October 17...

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OJST: Out and About With Confidence by Monty P

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https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/out-and-about-with-confidence-monty-p

When Monty P moves away from his tiny hometown where people can only see him for who he was in the past, he finally has the chance to start living hi...

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A week in pictures

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I am waiting for Tig, while she hunkers down by the gate in the corridor next to our house where we keep our garbage, recycle, and compost bins. We have a whole backyard of plants to explore but this is her favorite spot, which Matt and I have dubbed Stink Street. She turns into a very alert loaf and is clearly on the lookout...

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OJST: Dive On In by Ghostgreen

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Ghostgreen returns to Oh Joy Sex Toy with a sexy story that'll leave you wet and refreshed ;)

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Grant me this moment of vanity.

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So I went to a clothing swap with half a bag of my castoffs and came out with the same bag STUFFED TO THE GILLS AND OVERFLOWING with basically an entire new wardrobe, not even counting the new-to-me pants, shirt, leather jacket, and ...

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OJST: Headcanons by Jey Pawlik

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"What if these boys kissed? What if those boys kissed?" When Jey Pawlik unlocked the power of headcanons, nothing in their life would ever be the same.&nbs...

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Those Seeds From Last Week???

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Hey so, like, remember in my other post I showed you those lettuce seeds I collected and then planted

2021-10-02 17:51:56 +0000 UTC View Post

COMIC (in progress): Thought Loop

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HRRRNNNNNGGGGG THIS ISN'T DONE

I'm telling myself  (and you) I'll polish this up and post the Actually Finished version a little bit later but who knows if I'm just lying to myself-- and now you, too

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OJST: Talk Me Into It by Gutsy

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Gutsy debuts on OJST with this raunchy story about a boss who really has her forgetful employee by the balls- in more ways than one!

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Did you use this lube? I wanna know.

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Hey, have any of you used #LubeLife Water-Based Lubricant?

If yes: what did you think? Like it? Not like it? Completely ambivalent on it? Plz tell me why, Matt and I are researching for a thing ❤️ View Post

Why I'm Leaving and Why Matt's Not

We started this together. 

From the very first day, we collaborated on each comic. Our writing process was intermingled. One of us would write the first draft of a script, the other one would edit it and add in their insights, their feedback. I would draw it and then Matt would color it. 

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OJST: What Ace Means to Me by Ell J Walker

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https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/what-ace-means-to-me-ell-walker/

When Ell was younger, they never understood why people thought sex was such a big deal and wondered if an important part was missing from her. 

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I Said Hey, What's Going On?

OK, so. 

Where do I even start? 

This is a vintage The Little Mermaid bedsheet from the '80s that I bought off of eBay with the intention of cutting into smaller sections and embroidering. I laid it out...

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3 hours left to vote on future of Oh Joy Sex Toy and Patreon

Oh Joy Sex Toy and Patreon Poll

This isn’t a bullshit “Coke or Pepsi?” poll, Matt and I actually need your input to figure out what the fuck we’re doing with our future 😬

Thank you so much to everyone who has weighed in! Seei...

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OJST: A Helping Hand by BaXrranco

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It's all hands on deck in this handful of a horny story comic by BaXrranco!

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Drawing on Thrift Shop Books

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I went to my neighborhood Goodwill looking for photo-heavy books to harvest for future collages. People donate some fuckin’ nice-ass (formerly) expensive cook books and gardening books and art books and just, dang, big old books full of professionally shot pho...

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TAKE 2: Your Input Needed, plz! (Future of OJST)

---------UPDATE: lol jk about that first email. Here's the REAL poll:---------

SCROLL DOWN TO FILL OUT THE POLL!

What's Up:

Some of you already know that change is in the air since I've talked about ending o...

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OJST: Not Feeling Queer Enough by Hannah

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https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/not-feeling-queer-enough/

"I didn't think I was queer enough to be queer." 

This line from Hannah killed me and it's so painfully relatable not only to Matt and me, but I'm pretty sure a f...

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OJST: Different Kinds of Love by Jem Milton

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Jem Milton returns to OJST with a beautifully illustrated journey through some of the different kinds of love they've experienced.

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AUTOBIO COMIC: The Husband Test

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2021-08-31 03:57:57 +0000 UTC View Post

The Life Cycle of a Cheese Shirt (EMBROIDERY POST)

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A million years ago in 2008, I bought Lucy Knisley's cheese shirt, which she kindly custom-tailored for me by cutting off the sleeves and bringing in the silhouette to give it a sleeker fit.

2021-08-27 22:02:30 +0000 UTC View Post

OJST: NÖS

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I drew some real good drawings in this comic, folks. Please, go look at all the mermErikas and merMatts I made.

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The Work

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Yesterday Matt and I spent a few hours hauling branches and raking plant trash with a handful of my studiomates. Wait, was it yesterday or the day before? My sunblock mixed with my sweat, coating my body in this slimy, slippery goo that was half repulsive, half fascinating to me. My flesh would smoosh together and I was like ...

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OJST: Living With Humans by Cathexis

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https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/happy-living-with-humans/

Cathexis debuts on Oh Joy Sex Toy with this guide for cats to better understand and cohabitate with their people.

(This comic went up yesterday, so now we are official...

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