Asterios & Sirancha

TLP #221: Sirancha Gets Stardew-Pilled

And: Joe-Joe Siwa "wrote" a new song

Christory #39: Banished From BABSCON

Who knew the Bay Area Brony Spectacular would have more integrity than Virginia court system?

TLP #220: The Stolen Orgy Google Doc From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

And: Rancho spends her free time emailing ass-scientists. (I swear to God, not clickbait.)

TLP #220: Video Edition! The Stolen Orgy Google Doc From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

And: Rancho spends her free time emailing ass-scientists. (I swear to God, not clickbait.)

LNK #29: Vaush's "Taxes" Folder

Some guy named Vaush accidentally revealed his horrible secret pornography folder + Jinjo can't wait to tell an old man about it until he can't take it anymore.

TLP #219: NYC's All-You-Can-Eat Weed Buffet Sucks

Who knew an underground weed "restaurant" in an abandoned bagel store could be bad

TLP #218: Nathen Makes The Nickelodeon Scandal About Himself

What do our vulnerable child stars need? Two words: Nathen Mazri.

TLP #217: World Of T-Shirts Returns To Save TikTok

In the Zoomers hour of need, their digital savior returned...

TLP #216: We Review The Hamtaro Movie Sequel

Sirancha's Hamtaro pencil toppers arrive just in time for us to review "Hamtaro: The Captive Princess."

TLP #215: Sirancha Gets Outed As A Straight

And: Asterios finds a way to insult every single Sephora employee at once

TLP #214: Should You Tip For McCurbside Delivery? Because Asterios Does & Rancho Hates It.

Also: Sirancha fails to buy 100 Hamtaro pencil toppers. 

Three different times.

DSJ #28: Niko Evades A Goth-Girl Kidnapping

You'll never believe how close Niko came to getting kidnapped and imprisoned by a goth-girl-loving Soundcloud rapper. Not clickbait! 

LNK #28: Jinjo Gets High For First Time, Still Schools Friends At Smash Bros

You can't turn off excellence. Even when on your first ever edible. 

TLP #213: Asterios Plays Hearthstone While Driving

Also: Rancho takes her first dab ever (with her little brother)

Christory #38: The Unseen Hand

In late 2023, CWC exited prison, and entered the open arms of a terrifying new force.

Some call them, "The ÜberWeen." Others call them, "The Creep-tyd." 

And this week, you will feel the cold, rotting fingers of...The Unseen Hand.

TLP #212: Rancho vs. The "Woke" Handicapped Symbol

Also: Asterios gets banned from the family Minecraft server.

DSJ #27: American Beauty

The FilmBros Club returns to decimate "baby's first indie movie", a.k.a. 1999's American Beauty. 

TLP #211: We Play Class of '09 For Rancho's Birthday

For her birthday, Rancho makes us all play TikTok's favorite new visual novel, the sociopath-simulator "Class of '09"

TLP #211: Video Edition! We Play Class of '09

For her birthday, Rancho makes us all play TikTok's favorite new visual novel, the sociopath-simulator "Class of '09".

Holographic Broken Leg Sticker Pack Available NOW!

These are the most expensive stickers we've ever produced. Not because they're holograms, but because my surgery cost thousands...and YOU get the benefits!

Upgrade to $15 by Dec 31 to get all three of 'em.

Free international shipping, too. Who else would dare?!

Here's a closer look at each:<...

TLP #210: Asterios Gets A Prostate Exam

Also: Rancho chases three different wild birds out of our house

BONUS! The GirlFailure Experience: The Danganrompa Hour

As kids, Rancho + Mimi spent a LOT of time pretending to be Anime characters on the internet. It's pretty creepy! Enjoy this one-shot bonus show, patre-o's.

Art by THE Mimi Yori. 

TLP #209: Asterios Shatters His Leg For A Selfie + World Of T-Shirts

Asterios did something so stupid it would have gone viral on Buzzfeed back in 2011. Also: we dive into the world of "World Of T-Shirts!"

Here's some x-rays so you can suffer as well.

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TONITE: The Toughest Big Bird Bet Yet!

I'm back in a state that allows sports betting! Finally, I can lose my life savings from the toilet. Here's where we're at:

After three consecutive wins, YOU are up $372.61! Divided by roughly 450 patrons, that's...less than a...

LNK #27: For The Millions

[Note: this was recorded BEFORE Asterios' leg exploded into six bite-sized chunks]

TLP #208: Asterios Tries Fentanyl (with NIKO!)

Also: Niko teaches you the right (and wrong) way to trip balls

TLP #207: Rancho's Desert Drugcation II

Rancho eats an entire bag of "Heavy Hitters" gummies and loses her mind on air for your amusement. Enjoy!

The Big Bird Bet Continues Tonight!

Monday Night Football airs soon, and for once you’ll have a reason to watch. The Eagles take on the Buccaneers tonight at 7:15 PM EST!

Every dollar we have left is behind the Eagles. Specifically, $412.50 of them, laid across a few different books to maximize bonuses. Here’s the scariest looking one:

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TLP #206: Meg Gets Cancelled

Also: how exactly did that guy get diarrhea "all throughout" that airplane? We discuss.

TONIGHT: The Big Bird Bet Begins

Asterios here! If you have Amazon Prime (or — let’s face it — if your parents do), watch tonight’s Eagles/Vikings game to play along with this very foolish thing that COULD MAKE US ALL RICH!

I’ll go deep on tonight’s bets in a minute, but two quick things:

1) I haven’t watched a football game in two ...