Thanks For The Patreon Money!
A lot of it touched my balls.
2017-04-11 01:44:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios & Sirancha posts
Science Friction 001: "The Garfield Backlash"
It's finally fucking here! Presenting: Science Friction, the sci-fi game show podcast where comedians score points for their opinions, and how close they are to my opinions.
You big coconuts paid good money for this, so you're getting it a week early. Feel free to share it with whoever you want, or horde...
2017-04-09 15:59:24 +0000 UTC View PostLook At This Adorable Little Bastard Right Here
Thanks to Pikachai for making this badass new art for The Five Minute Podcast.
2017-04-08 01:16:09 +0000 UTC View PostWatch_Dogs 2: Can You Watch My Dogs This Weekend?
Patreon subscribers get this stuff two days early! Take that, assholes who can't read this because they're not subscribers!
2017-04-06 12:50:30 +0000 UTC View PostNew Patreon Rewards!
Thanks to your support, I have enough cash on hand to buy a crapton of books and send them out to fans! So I'm introducing some new reward tiers for big coconuts...
$10+ PLEDGES GET THE CYBERBOOK, SIGNED!
From now on, anyone who pledges at
Julian Beardsly: Cinematic Attorney At Law
A few years back, I wrote a series of insane videos for the YouTube channel Cinefix. Here's one of my favorites, co-written by Devastator Press' Geoffrey Golden and starring m...
2017-03-23 14:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Massivest Problemos In History
Last month, the coconuts took a poll & voted on my next audio bit! The winner: The Biggest Problem In History. Unfortunatley, the copyright to that property is now held by someone else. So this month, we're ...
2017-03-18 19:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostVGO.BIZ #5: Turns Out, You're The Nazis!
The 5th episode of this EXPLOSIVE series! Watch the rest here.
2017-03-14 22:47:06 +0000 UTC View Post"Waifu Wars" Is Coming
New YouTube show comin' in May! Shooting the pilot today with special guest Chuck, the commander of Fort Waifu.
2017-03-11 23:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostPredator Commentary Track w/Dick Masterson!
Soundcloud Link: https://soundcloud.com/asteriosk/the-predator-commentary-track-feat-dick-masterson/s-WF6SF
Me and my buddy Dick Masterson square off against the manliest mo...
2017-03-10 17:15:17 +0000 UTC View PostI Ate The Entire Fantastic Four Movie Tie-In Menu At Denny's
Something you may not realize about me: I'm an insane person who regularly disregards their own health for comedy. OK, maybe you did realize that.
A few years back, as part of famed podcast "Jordan, Jesse, GO!" I ate the entire "Slamtastic Four" menu in one sitting at Denny's. Somehow, I'm still alive. Below is a ...
2017-03-08 10:38:20 +0000 UTC View PostANIME WEEK: The Scourge of Anime Ends...For Now
TL;DR: Here's a comic I wrote & my livetweet of an all-night anime marathon. If anyone knows what the fuck anime I was watching, leave a comment.
ANIME WEEK: The Terrible Anime Challenge
TL;DR: I face the ultimate trial...watching ten straight minutes of anime.
THE STORY: You may be wondering, "Asterios, why are you wearing gold armor vest in this video? And why are you not calling yourself "Asterios?"
These are excellent questions! I'm sorry everything I make is ...
2017-02-21 18:49:06 +0000 UTC View PostANIME WEEK: Asterios Plays "Guess The Anime" At San Diego Comic-Con
TL;DR: In 2009, I stalked the halls of San Diego Comic Con, trying to figure out what the fuck people were cosplaying as based on nothing.
THE STORY: I love anime. Or, as my girlfriend Sriracha calls it, "animoo."
I love anime despite knowing nothing about it, not really wat...
2017-02-20 16:37:27 +0000 UTC View PostNew YouTube Series: VideoGameObliterator.biz
tl;dr: Watch the very first episode of Tom Philips' new webseries here.
THE STORY: Hey, check it out...it's a video series that would absolutley not exist without your Patreon support! 2017-02-08 14:35:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Admiral Ackbar's Dream Date CD-ROM Game (Desktop Only)
TL;DR: Sit at your computer (NOT phone), pop this bastard open, and see if you can win the game! Make sure to turn YouTube annotations on, tho.
THE STORY: Something I like to do on this feed is tell stories of projects that never got popular, but that I still like.
<... 2017-01-05 15:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostMichael Thernovich & The Magical Pill Factory
TL;DR: Take an audio tour of Mikey T's magical pill-porium!
THE STORY: The Five Minute Podcast can be anything the listener wants it to be. So patreoni Lakeambra sent in this request:
"I have a golden ticket to Mike Cernovich's mysterious and magical pill factory. In the voice ...
2016-12-31 15:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The Very Classy Podcast Tour, Pt 2
Two Packs A Week: "Austin Powers vs. Jack Bauer"
http://www.meltcomics.com/blog/2016/11/15/34-pack-attack-24-vs-austin-powers-w-asterios-...
2016-11-15 21:11:57 +0000 UTC View PostSorry, Dan Smith, but...
reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Smith_Will_Teach_You_Guitar
2016-11-13 03:04:48 +0000 UTC View PostA Shitload Of Podcasts, Pt. 1
Here's some links to my various LA podcast appearances! More coming as they get released.
Get Up On This: "Why Reddit Sucks Now" (Earwolf)
