Hey! I'm taking a small twitter break. I'm not having a ton of fun with it, I'm getting too triggered and fighty and it just doesn't feel like...me.
But I also don't wanna lose touch with the people I care about! So if you want, call or text my cell at (347) 705-7617.
(Yes, that is my real c...
2019-01-09 18:31:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios is in Orlando...and Mumkey's in love!
This week, we talk about the BIGGEST ALEX'S OF 2019: Alex Jones, Alex Borstein, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Who does Mumkey want to fuck? The answer WON'T surprise you!
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Our LIVE NYC BvZ is Saturday, January 26th @ 9PM EST! Get $5 off with c...
2019-01-07 10:15:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Uh if you wanna see me get absolutely wrecked by some kids at Smash Bros in front of hundreds of people you should prolly watch this videoooooooo
2019-01-04 14:27:28 +0000 UTC View Post
HEY!!!!
HAPPY GODDAMN NEW YEARS
LETS GO FUCKIN GET ‘EM IN 2019
HOLY SHIT
ITS GO TIME FOR THE PEOPLE FUCKING WITH US
AND GODDAMN ARE WE GONNA KICK SOME ASS THIS YEAR
YEAH LOOK SHIT ISNT ALWAYS EASY
BUT THE GOOD GUYS WIN IN THE END
AND IF YOU’RE READING TH...
2019-01-01 05:24:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy New Year! Here's the MP3 version for people who use the patreon-only RSS. Video to come, Mumkey's been uploading it all day during a goddamn hurricane or something.
2018-12-30 00:08:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Last minute gift ideas for your porgs! Birds in diapers! Sexy lady foxes! And WHO is...Lego-lass??
All this and MORE in this very special episode of Porg Chatter. Happy Holidays!
2018-12-25 09:46:53 +0000 UTC View Post
NOTE: Video version coming in like a day or two!
Asterios here! Mumkey Jones, who usually writes this, is taking some much deserved chillout time. You probably already know this, but he got banned from YouTube -- a.k.a. his entire career -- for making fun of a mass murderer too hard. 2018 fucking sucks!...
2018-12-23 09:42:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Last week, Sirancha and I visited Mumkey Jones & Sheepover!
We were worried about them, because of the craziness swirling around the situation with Burger & Jackie. Mumkey & Sheep did everything right, and likely saved Jackie's life, but they were still getting blame from the internet.
So we rented a ca...
2018-12-17 06:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Last week, I spoke to Metal Gear Continuity Expert Drivershaft. I learned about ALL the snakes, even the fake snakes who AREN'T snakes, and I THOUGHT I knew all about the snakes!
But THEN...a guy named Merlot Williams contacted me and said Drivershaft didn't know SHIT about Metal Gear, and HE, Merlot Williams, would set...
2018-12-10 20:19:07 +0000 UTC View Post
We're in the endgame now. Asterios quit the podcast after the edgier videos of my past resurfaced on his YouTube recommended feed. Meanwhile, Andy Signore reacts to the new Avengers trailer, the degradation of Naruto's themes continues to disappoint fans years later, and the screenwriter of Shrek said the N word.
Gimmie suggestions for what I can do to make more and better comedy in 2019. What's stuff I've done that you've liked, hated, or wanted more of?!
2018-12-07 17:06:14 +0000 UTC View Post
A podcast to surpass Metal Gear!
There, that's pretty much all I know about this game. That, and he hides under a cardboard box, and that he did that in Smash Brothers, and it was cute. But it's about time I get hip to this Snake-man and his neverending war against-or-for communism in the 1970's. So I sit down with Patreon sup...
2018-12-05 05:19:30 +0000 UTC View Post
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALoZg8yl_Gg
Lawsuits, lawsuits, lawsuits! The hot new trend adored by Boomers and Zoomers alike! This week we obsess over some of the hottest ongoing lawsuits of the year, including lawsui...
2018-12-01 17:17:35 +0000 UTC View Post
On this DOUBLE bonus episode of AKAK, we tell the tale of how Sirancha nearly got us both in SERIOUS trouble at the airport! She also pitches me on Burning Man (she's a burner, who'd have guessed), the troubling implications of the term "Jungle Juice", and how to sneak your problem cousin onto an airplane. All this and NO MOR...
2018-11-29 06:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Anime Expo. Crunchyroll Con. Katana-Kon. Mecha-Mash. Schoolgirltopia. Tentacle Town's Annual "Hooray For Crevices-Con." These are just SOME of the events attended by expert anime-man and all around coolster "Archangel of Life."
THIS WEEK: we take a deep dive into the world of anime conventions. You can practically...
2018-11-26 13:07:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It did...NOT go well. But I'm thankful for them, and all of you fine patreo-'s keeping this boomer alive. HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND NEVER FORGET:
2018-11-23 23:17:49 +0000 UTC
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This week, we discuss the crypto crash, Asterios' awful alarm clock, The Good Doctor, mailed-in-a-box meats, MadBondz, drug addictions, McDonalds cups, and...PORGS-GIVING!
Art by the amazing Magi. They did it for free just to be cool, so please follow them at 2018-11-22 08:53:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, our 4th PPV in a month. This doesn't feel like work to follow, that's for sure! We break down the Survivor Series card, Eric reminisces about the Miz's old face turn, and I pitch a surefire way to fix Auska's booking that the WWE will NEVER do. Enjoy!
2018-11-17 20:17:52 +0000 UTC View Post
VIDEO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj6LAodU5dE
This week on BOOMER vs ZOOMER we take a cringe walk down memory lane as Mumkey recalls some of his most regretful years. Meanwhile, Mumk...
2018-11-17 17:37:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's an article commemorating this auspicious occasion.
2018-11-16 04:34:26 +0000 UTC View Post
We shot TWO different endings to the last episode of Waifu Wars!
Why? Because...well...by the end of the shoot we were all pretty drunk. We'd broken into the two bottles of alcohol we said we would only drink in an emergency: some "double proof" rum intended only for cooking (but which i bought because I said, "It's...
2018-11-15 18:08:34 +0000 UTC View Post
What's up Boomers, Zoomers, and Groomers alike? It's episode 5 of your favorite podcast to...
2018-11-12 01:15:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Free for patrons! Don't you DARE pay those inflated Bandcamp prices.
Long story short: Central Park was recently visited by a rare Mandarin duck. It's the only nice thing to happen to anyone in forever.
But yesterday...he went missing.
So last night, my buddy 2018-11-08 20:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Kids! I don't know what's wrong with these kids these days.
2018-11-05 16:07:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh god my head I love you guys enjoy
2018-11-03 16:54:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha's got a new moneymaking scheme: farting into a microphone for bits on Twitch. So far, she's made $11...and she's nowhere near done. Hear all about it on this EXCLUSIVE BONUS episode of AKAK!
2018-11-02 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you do when you're three seasons deep and out of ideas?
You get META, baby!
This week, we discuss VOY 3x24, "Worst Case Scenario."
It gives us a tantalizing look into what might happen if Chakotay ever...
2018-10-30 10:55:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry I forgot to upload this mp3 sooner!
2018-10-30 09:11:56 +0000 UTC View Post
