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Christory #3: PandaHalo & JULAAAY!

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Asterios contracts "The Christory Flu." 

Sirancha explains the Christorian Prime Directive. 

And a teenager "pranks" CWC...

...by having cybersex with him. 

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TLP #22: Garbage Adjacent

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Sirancha goes off on "Karen."

Who is NOT Nathen Mazri.

(She just types, sounds, and acts like Nathen Mazri.)

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY


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TLP #21: Patreon Party Poopers

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Asterios meets an occultist.

Sirancha steals some oat milk. 

And who rules...The Planet Of The Vapes?

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Christory #2: Blanca Weiss & Clyde Cash

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Asterios halts the recording. 

Sirancha sings some songs.

And will the real Clyde Cash real stand up?

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Christory #1.5: "The Man In The Pickle Suit" (Live from NYC!)

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Asterios nearly throws up.

Sirancha "tricks him again."

And a very nice young man demonstrates, "The Hedgehog Defense Position."

#Cristory

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One Minute D&D: "The Big Bang Killroom" w/Larnock from The Generic Wrestling Podcast

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Sheldon plays a deadly game.

Six UCLA students fight for survival.

And Larnock always tells the truth...or does he?

#OneMinuteDnD

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TLP #20: The Battle of Sanctions

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On this week's THE LOUDEST PODCAST we discuss The Battle of Sanctions. How bad did Judge Shrugsalot fuck up? Listen!

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TLP #19: Dabbing On Straight People

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Sirancha expresses her Pride.

Asterios imagines a porno involving Sheldon's spot.

And both weigh in on poor, sweet Mumkey Jones.

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

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Christory #1: From Christopher to Christian

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Welcome to Christory.

A limited series, just for Patre-o's, brought to you by THE LOUDEST PODCAST.

If you do not know who Christine Weston Chandler is, don't worry. Neither does Asterios.

By the end of the series, you'll be a "Christorian" on par with Sirancha herself.

Join us, won't you?

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TLP #18: Can't Understand Nathen's Trade

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Attached is THE LOUDEST PODCAST #18! And here's some news:

-- On Monday, we taped THE LOUDEST PODCAST Presents: CRISTORY, Part 1   

-- Ep #1 will go out free to all, rest will be exclusive to YOU FINE PATRE-O'S  

-- This WILL be a very long series because...he is...insane. &nb...

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Bonus! D&D #2: "Ice Princess Zero"

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Need a refresher? Here's EPISODE ONE!

Elsa considers moving back home.

Stuffin' considers killing everyone.

And Thy Dungeonmaster consi...

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TLP #17: Entergaging In Toronto With Nathen Mazri (Co-Founder of GarfieldEATS)

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Asterios goes to Toronto.

Sirancha avoids a 14-hour bus trip.

And while discussing a Garfield-themed pizza restaurant, Nathen mentions:

  • Cryptocurrency
  • Artificia...

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#Garfronto

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TLP #16: James Charles' Bizarre Instagram Adventure

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Sirancha Pokèmon GO-ES trespassing.

Asterios wants Russell Greer to STOP lawsuiting. 

And YOUR dating profiles are reviewed, live! 

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

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THE LOUDEST PODCAST: Live from Boston!

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Watch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWIaCix-Q9o 

Recorded LIVE in Beantown, USA.

-AK & SIR

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Asterios Kills A Kid: "We're Back!"

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How do you get a girl to stop liking you?

How can you shut up Soundcloud-rapping classmates?

And how do you teach someone to imagine...

...their own imagination?


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Asterios Kills A Kid: "We're Back!" (Video)

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We're finally back to "help" kids all around the world. Hope you enjoy this exclusive patre-only episode!

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TLP #15: What Are The Bases?

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On THIS week's episode, we will finally determine...

...what the bases are.

Consider the debate ended. 

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BvZ #25: Boomer Hits The Reset Button

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I'm sure you've seen the video by now, but Mumkey/Jimmy/Tyler is having an incredibly hard time. 

He's heavily into drinking and drugs, his relationship with Sheep is in shambles, he's lashing out at his friends, and he's suicidal.&...

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TLP #14: Bitching About The B-Word

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Once again:

We do not get to any topic we had planned.

#BlameSirancha

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Here's Some Top Secret GIFs Just For You Fine Patre-o's

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WE LOVE YOU DAMMIT

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TLP #13: Entergaging with Nathen Mazri (Co-Founder of GarfieldEATS)

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Ladies & gentlemen...

...we got 'em.

Enclosed: an interview with Nathen Mazri, Chief Entergagement Officer of GarfieldEATS.

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

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BvZ #24: Boomer vs. Popcorning

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VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IT7quWMmIA 

Mumkey & Asterios make their Endgame predictions.

And: there's Andy Signore news.

#BOOMERvsZOOMER

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Porg Chatter: Porg-vivor w/Mumkey Jones

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loveee yaaaaaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGFvVbqmkog

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TLP #12: Law School Virgin

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Listeners: send us your dating profiles! Sirancha wants to fix them live on air tomorrow.

Sirancha reads a book from a promising new author.

Asterios extols the virtues of The Big Bang Theory.

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BvZ #23: Zoomer vs. The Format

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Update: video added! Starting NEXT week, the ONLY place you will be able to see video episodes is on our Patreon's. I'm tired of YouTube's demonitization bullshit + Mumkey's tired of his fans saying BvZ "clogs up the feed." <...

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Presenting: The Horrifying Asterios Dakimura Sex Pillow

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Here, finally, is the Asterios Sex Pillow. Use it in good health:

Front Side 

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TLP #11: A Firing Squad Of Dicks

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Sirancha reveals the worst thing she's ever heard.

Asterios mansplains McDonalds to Sirancha, a former McDonalds employee.

It's the second worst thing she's ever heard. 


#LOUDequalsFUNNY

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BvZ #22: Boomer vs. Sobriety

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VIDJEO!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anaHZvTAkKI 

Asterios overindulges in the one vice he has left:

White Monster energy drinks.

#PrayForAsterios 

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Porg Chatter #13: Tallard Magic Leaps On Your Wife

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Sirancha wants unlimited digital porgs.

Asterios tries to preserve an NDA.

And you pay rent to Tallard, now.

#outofthenest 

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