Asterios & Sirancha

TLP #37: Sirancha's Back!

Sirancha returns from the war.

And everyone agrees: she must never leave again.

Welcome her back with the hashtag: #SiranchaDontGo

TLP #36: Replacement 'Ranchas, Round 1

WeezerFan 420 harnesses the power of anime.

Napsy Lev gets way too high.

And Lauz wins a lapdance at a Smash Bros tournament.

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

This Saturday...Get Lost All Over Again.

This week: I'll be podcasting live from a corn maze.

If you can find me, you can be on the show.

It'll be live on YouTube, free for everyone.

So subscribe he...

Waifu Wars 008 (MP3)

You can hear the..."awkwardness"...pouring off these people!

Early Access! Waifu Wars 008: I Now Pronounce You...Creepy

Hey ya'll. TLP will be a little late this week, so here's a brand-new episode of Waifu Wars to fill the gap!

Alec loves Pyrrah. Nostromo loves Lynn. And Sirancha loves when the episode ends so she can get these creepy manchildren out of her apartment.

Thanks to JJ, Had & KashKash who did an incredible job edit...

TLP #35: Announcing...The Replacement 'Rancha Candidates!

Replacement 'Rancha candidates are carefully chosen.

Did we choose...YOU?

Tune in & find out...

Also: we're having meetups this month! Come replace 'rancha LIVE:

#1. Saturday, October 12th @ 1pm EST

Parrot Palooza 2019 @ Bird Paradise

TLP #34: The Corrupt Monarchy of Barbie Princess Charm School

Sirancha takes us to Charm School.

Asterios obsesses over a face tattoo.

And who killed Barbie's mom, who is also Barbie?

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

Christory #5: A Brief History of Ivy

This episode is being released under extreme protest from co-host Asterios Kokkinos.

He did not consent to the reputation-ruining ending of this podcast being included.

Producer Zwick and co-host Sir Rancher will be hearing from his attorneys. 

#CHRISTORY

You're Invited to Wholesomeposting

I've been slowly & quietly making a Facebook group that doesn't suck and isn't shitty. It's called "Wholesomeposting, With Me, Asterios Kokkinos" and it's finally good enough to share.

Join here & fill out our simple two question joiners fun quiz:

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TLP #33: Memes For A Job Interview

A very sexy doctor gives Asterios very bad news. 

Sirancha guesses what's in Jon Arbuckle's Marinara Sauce. 

And both play a dangerous meme-based workplace icebreaker...

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

TLP Animated! Sirancha vs. Drive Through Boomers

Hey everyone! Meet Mimi Yori. She's a crackerjack animator, and we're happy to add her to the roster of cool people who make stuff with us. 2019-09-22 00:30:26 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP #32: Live in Detroit!

Coming to you live from the Lutheran Friends Church in Detroit, Michigan!

Taped August 26th, 2019.

Vote! Which Should Be This Month's $15 Exclusive?

The pins are in, and they're gorgeous!

They'll be going to $15+ patre-o's this month. But which should go out first?!

Here's the plan: pledge $15+ by Friday, September 20th and get the winning pin, mailed right to your h...

THE SHILLING IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

TLP #31: Soberdelic Party

Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for gay rights.

Asterios nearly drowns on air.

And they both attend the world's most depressing mixer:

The Soberdelic Party.

TLP #30: Garfield EATS Review

Sirancha tries Garfield EATS.

Asterios tries Garfield EATS.

And Garfield EATS tries to kill us both.

Bonus! Watch us eat this garbage:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91Dx6xQ7NZY

D&D #3: Not All Religions Are Bad, Just This One

Stuffin' gets damseled. 

Sirancha gets her "party" on.

And Thy Dungeonmaster tries, and fails, to not offend people.

In Glorious HD! TLP Live From Neo-Chicago w/THOUGHT COPS & PHONE LOSERS!

It's the crossover event of the century! This week: Asterios & Sirancha come to you LIVE from Chicago, with the hilarious Thought Cops and the legendary Phone Losers. 

Has The Angry Bagel Guy finally gone too far? Is Conan truly the father of podcasting? And what happens when you fire our friend? You get PRANKE...

TLP #29: Don't Say The "B" Word At The Airport

CHICAGO. DETROIT. TORONTO. MONTREAL.

We will be in your town THIS WEEK.

Use coupon code "porgpals" for $5 off:

CHICAGO, THUR 8/22:
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Christory #4: Road Trip!

Chris learns that some drives aren't worth making

Sirancha saves "the gays" with the power of her nipples.

And Asterios tells his therapist what "Navy" is.

TLP #28: A Farewell To Hooves

Sirancha spins tales from The Last Bronycon.

Asterios opens a gift from Dr. Emil Nutrition.

And we meet Micro, Macro & Hank: The World's Smollest Porgs.

For A Limited Time...THE FIVE MINUTE PODCAST Returns!

It’s back—but only if you move fast! Now's your (last ever?) chance to get your own personal episode of THE FIVE MINUTE PODCAST!

Are you upset that your favorite podcasters never talk about your favorite 3-episode OVA anime series that came out in 1997 and never got translated? Nostalgic for the time when podcasters...

TLP #27: "Philly Live Show" + Detroit, Chicago, Toronto & Montreal On Sale NOW!

Sirancha and I were on the road all last week, so here's a special live show we taped back in June. I'm really proud of this one – it's my favorite show of the tour so far.

And speaking of the tour, it's almost over! Use coupon code "porgpals" to get $5 our last four dates:

CHICAGO, THUR...