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This Month's Sticker: Queen of the CHAZ

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Silence, capitalist dogs! These six blocks belong to the PORGS. 

You've only got until October 31st to snag this limited edition sticker, with art by Mimi Yori.

Grab it, and a new sticker every month, by upgrading to our 2020-10-26 13:55:01 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP #87: Video Edition! Sonic & The Curious Case of Tamers12345 w/NIKO!

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Niko loves a man who loves a hedgehog.  

Asterios holds a troll trial.  

And Bartleby goes ham on Sonic's hams.

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TLP #87: Sonic & The Curious Case of Tamers12345 (with NIKO!)

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Video version will be up tonight! Sorry, we are both now sick as fuck.

Niko loves a man who loves a hedgehog.

Asterios holds a troll trial.

And Bartleby goes ham on Sonic's hams.

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LNK #7: The Wholesome Episode

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Asterios determines the best variant of Reese's Cup.

Lime tells us about his best Christmas ever.

And Dunkaroos are back!

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TLP #86: Spicy McNuggets & The Travis Scott Meal Review

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Sirancha is sick, so no video edition this week -- sorry =(

Lime Jinjo has "balls" issues.

Asterios has issues with the lack of hardcore sex in Beastars.

And both blame the "Super Size Me" guy for everything else.

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TLP #85: We Recorded Two Versions In Case The President Died + Eromanga Sensei & Beastars Chatter

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Sirancha can't resist Eromanga Sensei.

Asterios gets his first taste of Beastars.

And who'll win the election: The Coofer, or The Coomer?

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DSJ #5: Reviewing Each Others My Anime List's

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Niko's been keeping a MAL for over ten years. She clearly has one or ten personality disorders.

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TLP #84: Summer Anime Roundup + A Sex Scientist Explains "The Feet People"

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Sirancha reads the most depraved "mango" ever. 

Asterios ponders performing "Sex Magic" on himself.

And real-life sex scientist Connor Leshner explains "The Feet People."

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This Month's Sticker: Socks & Stonks

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Sirancha's making a killing in the sock market! Celebrate her gains with this priceless sticker, featuring art by Mimi Yori.

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TLP #83: We Review Influencer Apologies + Why Asterios Nuked The Discord

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Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok. 

Asterios gets into the Chinese box office. 

And, as usual: feet people ruin everything.

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TLP #83: Video Edition! We Review Influencer Apologies + Why Asterios Nuked The Discord

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Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok. 

Asterios gets into the Chinese box office. 

And, as usual: feet people ruin everything.

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Here's the new discord server!

Don't share the link -- it's patreon only

https://discord.gg/Jauv7yq

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TLP #82: Sirancha Serves On A Murder Trial + Funko or Fakeo: Cereal Edition

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Asterios eats an entire box of Reese's Puffs.

Sirancha reveals her favorite "fat guy."

And the Sock Market hits an all time high.

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LNK #6: Mario vs. Sonic

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Asterios heavily identifies with a fat, ethnic plumber.

Lime heavily identifies with a timid Japanese teen psychic.

And Mario refuses to apologize for kidnapping and whipping an ape!

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TLP #81: Who's In The Fat Guy Hall of Fame?

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Sirancha threatens to sell her socks.

Asterios weighs gambling on weight loss.

And who'd win in a fight: two Young Sheldons, or one Old Sheldon?

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Christory #13: The Penis Episode

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Sirancha puts Asterios through a grueling 14-video gauntlet.

Ending in an event CWC calls: 

"Their biggest mistake."

#therewillbecake

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TLP #80: Sirancha Gets Jury Duty

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Asterios falls in love with Becki Falwell.

Sirancha regrets registering to vote.

And which niche political ideology's the most annoying? We discuss.

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This Month's Sticker: MILF Denny's!

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This monthly sticker club is fun AF to run. This time, we've got more AMAZING art from Mimi Yori. Her waitress Sirancha looks incredible! And I look pretty OK, thanks?

You've got until September 1st to get it! 

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TLP #79: Did Asterios, DIE?! (Clickbait) with Niko from DSJ!

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Sirancha plays the "forbidden" songs.

Niko discusses her favorite sex offender.

And Asterios, thankfully, was not present for any of this.


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TLP #78: Krave Review + Ben Shapiro's Dry Ass Sex Life

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Asterios has a wet ass change of heart.

Sirancha gets called out from Afghanistan.

And the Crunch Bunch rides again.

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TLP #77: WAP Review & Folgercest Fanfic (with Michael from Revival & LMTYA)

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A man shitposts his way to a monster wife.

Asterios learns what a "'Cester" is.

And WAP is too much even for Sirancha.

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Michael, our guest this week, stars in the amazing D&D podcast "Revival." Find it by 2020-08-12 23:33:31 +0000 UTC View Post

DSJ #4: Annoying Dating Profiles

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Sirancha & Niko tell us about their most horrific online dating experiences.

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Christory #12: Jackie the Garden Troll (Pt. 2)

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No TLP this week, as Asterios is at the mercy of his elderly parents shitty Wi-Fi. But as a make good, we're releasing a Christory AND a new DarkSyde Jills this week! On this episode...

Asterios is forced to watch a man poop his pants.

Sirancha delights in Lars' colorful verbal patois.

And C...

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LNK #5: Milkers vs M'Cake

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i did not choose this topic

ALSO: today's the last day to get this sticker! don't forget!


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TLP #76: Nathen Ships A Box Of Sand (w/Quinton & GarfGAB!)

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Sirancha schemes a total show takeover.

Asterios threatens to send her back to the Academy.

And special guest Quinton spends over $400 on a box of playground sand from Nathen Mazri.

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TLP #75: The Lolcow Chronicles of Yandere Dev

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On Sirancha's birthday, she gets total control of the show.

This year, she tells Asterios about "Yandere Dev."

He does not like it.

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TLP #74: One Minute D&D Returns!

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Sirancha quests during One Minute D&D! LimeJinjo & MimiYori join her! And introducing: THE PROBLEM GUY!

Also: here is the sticker based on the "teenage market research" we conducted in this episode. 2020-07-15 20:16:00 +0000 UTC View Post

New TLP animation! Heathcliff vs. Garfield by Mimi Yori

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Yo yo gotta follow her on all her stuff

Mimis Twitter

Mimi's YouTube 

Mimi's ...

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TLP #73: Funko or Fakeo?

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Sirancha breaks her cereal virginity.

Asterios is NOT a "dumb gen-x'er."

And how many Frankenberry Funkos are there? The answer won't surprise you.

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TLP #72: The Cereal Cold Wars

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Lucky the Leprechaun hits Tony the Tiger where it hurts.

Sirancha brings in 24 pages of "titty streamers."

And a kick-ass hate song about Funko Pops!

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