Gals & Goblins

Ep. 23: A Messy Situationship

It’s time to sleuth! Sebina catches the Gals in the act and escorts them back to their room for a night of strange dreams. Sawyer reconnects with an old friend, Esta unlocks the secrets of her bloodline, and Beans travels to a location he’s tried desperately to avoid.

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Study Break #21: None of Us Kiss Each Other

Get cozy and unload our last session with us! Lilly gushes over her new dream man (Boris the Firbolg) and Campbell and Olivia discuss how their characters’ prophecies might lead to REAL PvP! We talk about how politics manifest in the high school petri dish, everyone offers to kiss Olivia, and we all try to predict the subje...

Ep. 21: Ex-Boyfriend’s Moonlight Ritual

Victory…? The Gals are given a heroes welcome (finally!) by the Firbolgs of Little Branch Town, and the Princeps leads everyone in a mysterious ritual to aid those who desperately need it. With so many of their friends on the brink of death, the Gals must dig deep within themselves to conjure a cure!

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Study Break #20: It's Giving "New World Order" Energy

WHOMP! BAM! POW!!! Um, excuse me, that's a little too much… The Gals recover after facing an angel-bro who was a little too concerned about the purity of the world. They unpack startling revelations and look for a secret meaning within Felicity’s spicy romance book… there has to be one, right? Join us as we study up for...

Ep. 20: The Goddess's Little Helper

CHAAAARGE! The Gals discover the source of the mysterious noise in the forest… and it is NOT what they were expecting! Our heroes find themselves in over their heads in a fight full of goop, divine intervention, and a statistically improbable number of critical hits. They find one person they’re looking for— but the loc...

Halloween Special: Die Laughing

Horror Movie Trailer Voiceover: “An abandoned summer camp.” (Counselors laughing. Fire crackling.) “A lost soul.” (Violin screech.) “The last night of the summer…” (Bloodcurdling scream.) “And of their lives.” Names splash across the screen in a bloody font: “Starring… Lilly as The Skeptic, Campbell as T...

Study Break #19: Imp-Imp Revolution

Have the Gals finally found their groove? Come take a peek behind the screen and learn more about the Groovy Dance Battle Encounter– including a reveal of ALL the options on the random table! Campbell discusses Esta opening up, Lilly sets up surveillance on her dice in the hopes that one day she’ll actually roll to hit, a...

Ep. 19: Demonic Dance Battle

We challenge you to a D-D-D-DANCE BATTLE! The Gals whip out some sick moves. The Brimstone Boys become backup dancers. The newly-forged team faces off against the pesky imps that attacked the Hammerhead(Loveboat) in a battle of popping, locking, and grinding— to the death! Our heroes also make a new discovery, one that coul...

One Shot: Bury Mary: The Great Lich’s Bake Off (w/ Madeleine Mason)

On your mark, get set, BAKE! Please welcome special guest Madeleine Mason as a baker striving to free a Lich from this mortal coil by destroying her phylactery with delicious bakes! Lilly, Campbell, Olivia, and Madeleine build (and almost destroy) a fascinating world of flavor and magic in this highly collaborative TTRPG One ...

Study Break #18: It Wasn’t Cannibalism!

PHEW! Join us as we discuss our mysterious new gifts, whether or not we’re going to get possessed next episode, and how close we came to believing that Little Branch Town’s big secret was cannibalism! We get distracted arguing about our least favorite movies and the meanings of some truly crazy idioms, but bring it back h...

Ep. 18: Weenie Industrial Complex

It’s WEENIE CENTRAL in Little Branch Town! Sawyer, Beans, and Esta meet Boris the Firbolg, who leads them and their… allies… to the wizened Princeps. The Gals cook up a conspiracy theory about the town, receive mysterious gifts that seem tied to their destinies, and continue their quest to save Talia, Gracker, and the o...

Study Break #17: Helloooooo Ladies. . .

Happy Fall everyone! (Get it?) Study up with us as Campbell, Lilly, and Olivia share their sweet new leveled up abilities and factor in the new Brimstone drama into their current theories about Frogmont. We discuss how hard it is to hate the Brimstone Boys, Sawyer’s Big Reveal, and how you can find sexy versions of every D&...

Ep. 17: It's Raining Brimstone Boys

INCOMING! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s the Gals and their questing partners finding themselves a little too close to the sun without a parachute! Will our heroes be able to put aside their differences to survive? Or will a longstanding rivalry between Frogmont and Brimstone result in the realm's latest splat on the g...

Study Break One Shot: Rat Stroganoff (w/ Branden & Luke from The Encounter Table)

Join us as we debrief what might be one of our favo-rat guest episodes yet! If you DON'T want to hear us talk about all things rats, chefs, and TTRPGS with Branden Hall and Luke Godfrey from The Encounter Table, then we definitely DON'T recommend tuning into this Study Break!

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One Shot: Rat Chef (w/ Branden Hall & Luke Godfrey from The Encounter Table)

RATTA-WHO-EE?! Please welcome our special guests Branden Hall and Luke Godfrey from The Encounter Table! These honorary Goblins joined us this week to play Rat Chef, a Ratatouille inspired TTRPG created by Madeleine Mason. In this special episode, we follow four little rats on their journey to save their favorite restaurant, ...

Study Break #16: H*rny on Main

Uh-oh! Someone call the h*rny police! Everyone shares their personal hottest fantasy characters, Lilly does a Narnia dump featuring Ben Barnes, and we all get into a fight about fanfiction. Don’t worry– we also pull out our red thread and mystery board to connect the Gals latest discoveries and theories. And… drumroll p...

Ep. 16: Agents of the Silver Crown

YOU WORK FOR WHO?! After the battle with the mysterious creature in the red dress and Miss Goop results in Morroghan being taken away from Frogmont, Sawyer, Beans, and Esta must come to terms with the loss of their friend. Beans reconnects with an old friend, Esta has a dream in which she gets closer to her roots, and Sawyer ...

One Shot: The Dwarven Bachelor Pt. 2 (w/ Kelly DeWindt)

Decision time! Contestants Jex, Muriel, and Nori have a final chance to out-charm, out-sabotage, and out-craft each other before Petrilla must choose one of them to be her fiancé. Packed with betrayal, zones of truth, environmental activism, and legitimately touching connections, the grand finale of this season of The Dwarve...

One Shot: The Dwarven Bachelor Pt. 1 (w/ Kelly DeWindt)

Please welcome Special Guest Kelly DeWindt from TabletopTown as Jex! In this One Shot, Jex competes alongside Muriel (Lilly) and Nori (Campbell) on the realms hottest reality TV show: The Dwarven Bachelor. The trio vies for the hand of Princess Petrilla in an episode full of wild magic, alchemical skunks, and sabotage! And th...

Study Break #15: Billion Ingredient Soup

Why do we always talk about soup? The Gals saved the day! Sort of! Jared reveals some cool facts about his monsters from behind the screen, Lilly recovers after being betrayed by her dice, Campbell expands on Esta’s surprising new ability, and Olivia reviews Beans’ smell index. Everyone reminisces on Morroghan’s perfect...

Ep. 15: Duel on the Dance Floor

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL!!! -freakin sick Yu-Gi-Oh! Theme plays- Frogmont is under attack! After poisonous punch wipes out the students in waves, the Gals must make a desperate stand that changes their path at Frogmont… permanently.

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Goblin Mode: Goblin' your Q's

Join Lilly, Olivia, Maddy, Campbell, and Jared for our long awaited Q&A Episode! You asked us questions about everything from character creation to our favorite fictional universes, and we delivered. Gather round and learn more about how Jared plans sessions and edits episodes, how the Gals dreamed up their characters, an...

Study Break #14: The Consequences of Our Actions

Behind the scenes, the Gals react to their most life-altering session yet! We discuss sneezing on mic, the struggles of role-playing high charisma characters, and our deepest regrets. This Study Break is full of theories, predictions, and even what-ifs answered by Goblin Master Jared as we head into our most high-stakes battl...

Ep. 14: Underground Punch Party

Party time! Sawyer wingmans for Morroghan, and Esta and Beans battle it out on the dance floor. It’s a classic Frogmont party, where the only thing more tense than the awkward romance is the political climate! The Gals try not to commit any party fouls, such as offending popular girls or getting possessed by powers beyond t...

Study Break #13: Beat Up Your Boss Like an Alpha

As the Gals discuss the details of their best plan yet, they get distracted talking about Alpha Male behavior, Otter Dynasty, Sawyer’s workout routine, and fluffernutters. Maddy objectifies her own character, Lilly shares her biggest regret about playing Sawyer, and Jared shares secrets about what content gets left on the c...

Ep. 13: Pranking and Entering

What’s a shopping episode without a little breaking and entering? The Gals’ party outfit montage quickly develops into a burglary as they enact their plan to stage a duel between potential class presidents Beans and Esta. Breaking into Felicity Cinderfoot’s office earns them more than they bargained for, but the first p...

Study Break #12: Welcome to Goop Lab

Bonus potions! Peek behind the screen to find out what other potions we could have brewed in Potent Potables class, how much of Terra’s note we deciphered correctly, and what Jared does when we “guess” a plot point he hasn’t written yet! Maddy confesses that she doesn’t like podcasts (gasp!) and everyone gets excite...

Ep. 12: Prophecies and Potables

The Gals find scribbles of cryptic mythology hidden in the pages of Tara’s old Vegetation textbook and must decipher what they mean for the past and future of Eldrivale. Then, it’s on to their second class of the day, where they mix up some crazy concoctions! As they plan for the upcoming party and their first official qu...

Study Break #11: Everybody Loves a Short King

Join us behind the scenes to talk character creation, partying in high school, and crackships! We share songs from our character playlists, Lilly gives a small lecture (accidentally) on the romance genre, and Campbell opens up about her past as a Homestuck fan. We even consult our experts (YOU!) in the Discord for some advanc...

Ep. 11: Mercurial Vegetation

It’s the first day of classes, and the Gals are already late! Join the realm’s newest Wugs for their first taste of Frogmont Education. Morroghan breaks hearts with her attempts at flirting, Sawyer does her best to wingman, Esta breaks the news that cooties aren’t real, and Beans guns for top of the class! And, of cours...