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Hobosode 325 – Wait A Minute

Angelina steals the show today when she rudely tells me she’s not interested in a Chad phone number. TokeusPocus is responsible for me leaving that last 3 minutes of the show in even though nothing good happened. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is some jazzy solar machine nonsense. The ending song is Mou...

Hobosode 324 – Brad’s A Sicko

Here’s another short Hobosode, brought to you by Steve B. I talk to a carpet installer, a guy really worried about scams, and I accidentally talk trash about a lady to herself. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is some jazzy solar machine nonsense. The ending song is Cigarette Ahegao by Penelope Scott. 2022-01-13 22:16:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 323 – Leftover Numbers

Here’s a show where I end up calling only numbers that Devon has sent me. I finally get to talk to that guy who yelled at us real good on New Years Eve. There’s also a brand new Beverly call in here. By brand new I mean it’s from a month ago, but this is the first time I’ve played it. Thanks for sponsoring, Synthead! ...

Hobosode 322 – Neighborhood Requests

It’s requests day, brought to you by The Stunning-Kruger Effect. People are writing on my car windows and misusing their recycle bins. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is The Devils Train by The Lab Rats. The ending song is Visions by Disasteradio.

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Hobosode 321 - Carol's New Hobby

Carol has an exhausting new hobby that’s perfect for stay at home moms such as herself. In this one I call swap shop ads with a bunch of crossed line issues. Blame The Anti Chris. The opening song is The Roybots by Henrik. The background music is Regen by My Parents Favorite Music. The ending song is an old Disney thing. Th...

Hobosode 320 – Air Tubes

Phil_Not_the_Doctor wants you to know that inside every bathroom there is a poop-encrusted tube of air that blows the ever increasing layers of poop stuck to the inside of the tube out into the yard. He also said to say that the intro song is by Henrik. The background music is Regan by My Parents Favorite Music. The ending so...

Hobosode 319 – I Hope It’s For History

Today I’m calling from a list that Andy sent me and telling people I’m installing 5G boxes, mail boxes, telephone booths, you know, civic stuff. This Hobosode is brought to you by the magical Brown Magic. The intro song is Pull Your Socks Up by Henrik. The background music is Technical Writer by The Doubleclicks. The back...

Hobosode 318 - The Return of Beverly

Last night I found the original email that Reggie sent me that included Beverly's phone number in it. So today, after 3 whole years, I was able to check up on her and see if she's found any peace in life. Listen now to find out the exciting answer! This one is sponsored by The Stunning-Kruger Effect. The opening song is by Vi...

Hobosode 317 - Quit Hiding Behind The Phone

My BFF High School Graduate brings you a show of crazy YouTubers, cookie customers, and illegal public park dumpers. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music and ending song is Revenge Of The Nerds by MC Lars. I love you.

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Hobosode 316 – Real Strange Duck

Today I get threatened with the attorney general and the FCC and I’m called a lame duck and an old lady refuses my offer of some sweet dick. Basically I’m having a terrible day and it’s all thanks to JT, who sponsors today’s show. The opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson. The background music is Devil’s Train...

Hobosode 315 - Copper Lawns

Phil_Not_the_Doctor is definitely the sponsor of today's show. I talk to a few residents about some copper under their lawns that we need to extract. Opening song by Marinalin and remixed by MicroKORGI. The background song is Mind Ov...

Hobosode 314 - I Can't Tell If This Is A Joke

Audi Love asked for a mediocre Hobosode where I called people who recently visited a bar and I would say wacky things to them, so this is that show, just for Audi Love. Opening song by Marinalin and remixed by MicroKORGI. The backgro...

Hobosode 313 – I’m British

Theo P. is the sexy sponsor of today’s show. Snakey B sent me a list of people who shop at a British market, so I talked to the few people who picked up in my authentic British accent. Opening song by Henrik. The background song is...

Hobosode 312 – Push Pins and Thumb Tacks

YA BOY JOHN CENA insisted that I didn’t post this Hobosode yesterday because of the incident, so I’ve waited until today to post it. I do a few short requests in this one and talk to a few people about bulletin board etiquette. O...

Hobosode 311 – What If The World Was More Like In My Dreams

Alex The Arbitrary brings you another show of me calling numbers from a really old list from Crimson. I mostly confront my neighbors about things we did to each other in my dreams. The opening TV dialogue was from Flight of the Conch...

Hobosode 310 – I Don’t Know You

Hobosodes are subscriber-only, but I usually release every tenth Hobosode to the public to entice you into becoming a subscriber. That’s how the scheme works. Today’s show is brought to you by everyone’s favorite sponsor, dribb...

Hobosode 309 – Bat Watching and Skullduggery

OMG Karl!!!! is the sponsor of today’s Hobosode, where I call people about dog poop, Venus, and other things that I’ve already forgotton. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background song is Mime Beat. The ending song is 2021-09-30 00:19:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Live Show Yesterday. BE THERE!@#&%&%

I did a 2 hour show yesterday, which I've embedded above. I tried to finish up the show and release it yesterday, but I failed, so the goal is to finish that up today. But if you just can't wait, there it is. I suggest waiting because so far I've erased an entire boring hour of this 2 hour show. Gotta make room for all those ...

Hobosode 308 - Barf and Grill

Timmy sends me numbers and boobs, which I call. I mostly just confuse/amuse people in this one, but it’s a fun series of failures that can all be blamed on Your Turn RC who is sponsoring today’s show. The opening song is by Bob R...

Hobosode 307 – Metal Detecting Boy Scouts

It’s been awhile since I’ve done some good old-fashioned metal detecting calls, so that’s mostly what I did today. Thank you, Audi Love, for being today’s sponsor! The background music is Dance Floor by Apples In Stereo. The ending song is by MC Lars and Beefy.

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Hobosode 306 – Borrowing Socks

A suggestion from a listener causes me to call stores as corporate and demand to borrow their socks, their pants, and the CEO’s spoiled nephew is stopping by to assert his dominance over the lowly employees.  Show art by Nadia...

Hobosode 305 – Do Not Magnetize It

Chaz the TandemStacker brings you yesterday’s Hobosode because I was too busy hanging out at the clubs without a mask getting my dance on and didn’t have time to post it last night. I call up a few more trailer park managers to t...

Hobosode 304 - Upper Decker

People sell things on the radio and I don't want any of it. I don't want the outboard motors. I don't want the engines. The prices are good, but I just don't need any of it. Thanks, Be-I-Eber-4life, for sponsoring this Hobosode. The ...

Hobosode 303 – Are You Vaccinated

Lord and Lady of Veggies brings us today’s show where I ask everyone in the neighborhood if they’re vaccinated. You won’t believe what the results revealed. The opening song is by Bob Rivers. The background music is Unity by Th...

Hobosode 302 – You Little Goofy Ignorant Motherfucker

K.C. Deeply sponsors this show of swap shop listeners where I pee on tables and dig holes in yards and take song requests from roycipients. The opening song is by Bob Rivers. The background music is Unity by TheFatRat. The...

Hobosode 301 – The Research Center

A couple months ago I started moving all the prank requests I tried but didn’t answer into an email folder labeled “Attempted At Least Once.” The idea is that the second or third time I try them and they don’t work out, I’ll just delete them. I never could remember to do that when I just left them in the same folder...

Hobosode 300 – Phone Number Expiration

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Our 300th Hobosode is brought to you by Theo P! I call a few numbers from the request folders including sign people and home owners association residents. 2021-08-04 07:07:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 299 – You Just Got Prank Called

Tim sends me a list of people who’ve recently visited a restaurant and I tell them a thing or two about how adults are supposed to act. I also call a lady who screen prints her phone number on the back of her shirt, and I accidenta...