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Hey Everyone!

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It's been awhile since I did one of these show things. I was originally planning to get something released on Monday, then again on Tuesday, but THINGS keep happening. This morning I got up at 7am so I could spend a few hours doing some calls and all I've done is try to get my audio working properly all morning. I THINK I jus...

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TSPS Episode 641 – Dialing In Italics

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Today’s live show is brought to you by The Stunning-Kruger Effect, Travis B, Audi Love, kristine!, and Be-I-Eber-4life. Today we swap some numbers with coworkers and politely ask a few people to please stop lookin...

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Hobosode 245 - Sex Offender Registry

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I start off with a few requests, then it just goes downhill from there, which you can blame on Paarthurnax The Sponsor. The opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson. The background music is called Mime Beat. The endin...

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Hobosode 244 - Respect Your Sensei

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ArbitraryAlex brings us a show with your favorite Sensei who has been wronged repeatedly this week at the shopping center. He gets no respect, I tell ya. The opening song is by El Hombre, the background music is by Henri...

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TSPS Episode 640 – Trailerpark Mockumentary

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On this Friday’s live show I called a few trailer parks to organize peaceful rallies in front of my tipped over trailer, I lose my trailer in a poker game, I convert park of my trailer into a food cart, and I get permi...

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TSPS Episode 639 – Buyers Remorse

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In today’s show I call about things that were for sale a year ago and try to return everything. This show is brought to you by toinetoine, AK Frost, Farfegnügen, TokeusPocus, and JT.

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Hobosode 243 – Lysergide Daydream

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Today's Hobosode is PACKED full of mediocre calls made after hours of desperate attempts and failures to make the funny calls go. You can blame Simspeak for the insurance policy, the swap shops, and the shit talking old ...

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TSPS Episode 638 - One Way Portal

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Today we play another round of What's Not Okay For The City To Store On People's Lawns, and some unsuspecting neighbors get mysteriously connected to mine and Carol's phone conversations again. This show is sponsored by ...

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WOPC Episode 42 – Crossed Line Fantasies

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Today’s episode features mostly calls to people who think their line has been mysteriously crossed with a neighbor, only to find out that things aren’t as they seem with their spouse. There’s also a good call by Dr...

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TSPS Episode 637 – Commercial Properties

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Today I did a live show where I called commercial property owners and attempted to get repeatedly denied as a tenant and I SUCCEEDED. This show is brought to you by Fun Society Arcade, anagle009, Jason B, Plaas, and Shri...

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TSPS Episode 636 - Asshole Son

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This show starts off with some homeowner association calls until I'm unable to do them anymore because all of the homeowners have turned against me. Then I move on to business cards that were mailed to me by Apollo. This episode is s...

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Hobosode 242 - Funny Marco

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I start off trying to do requests but then get quickly sidetracked with a list of Parkman's. Billy S. brings you a show of number changes, reference checks, and GPS trackers. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The backgr...

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TSPS Episode 635 – Ding Dong

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Here’s a show where some problems arise with Amazon and UPS deliveries, I have to deal with some guy’s wife, and a lady repeatedly propositions me when I’m just trying to do my job. This show is brought to you by&n...

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Hobosode 241 - Sushi High

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Parkman snuck some funny ideas into my notebook regarding cell phone number changes, so today I'm doing those. This show is sponsored by HeyyLyn6969. The opening song is by Joe DiVita, the background is by Rockerfeller, ...

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TSPS Episode 634 - I Hate You Margaret

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Today I'm doing requests and it's all because of Crooked Alligator, Raiden Digital, goby, Icelandic Potato, and 4.OC.TV.HOBOS. I call a conspiracy guy that doesn't believe me, I tell someone to shut up, and I'm not a fan...

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Hobosode 240 - Piles of Gravel

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Brennan sponsors this Hobosode where I tell residents that the city is going to dump a large pile of gravel on their lawn. You know, just because we need a place to keep it. The opening song is by Henrik, the ...

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Hobosode 239 – The Most Powerful Man In The Trailer Park

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Today I'm telling people they don't have phone calls and ordering them to paint their trailers lime green. Boca Recovery Center is the sponsor of this show and numbers were provided by Frankie and Depressed Mashed Potatoes. The openi...

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TSPS Episode 633 – Bored Physics Students and Dead Cats

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Today I did a live show where I tried jazzercising with neighbors, buring my dead cat in their yards, launching eggs onto their roof, and buttslammed a few people, all while keeping a responsible social distance from everyone. This s...

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Hobosode 238 - We Accidentally Sprayed Your Lawn Tomorrow

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The Stunning-Kruger Effect brings us a show of ultra violet street lights, lawns sprayed with chemicals, and break dancing. The opening song is by Jay Dee and the ending song is by Mountain Top by Daniel Johnston.

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TSPS Episode 632 - You Are A Nut

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In today's show I attempt to cause angry people to call into the Distorted View voicemail line so that I can secretly giggle in a few months when Tim plays the calls on his show. This show is sponsored by High School Gra...

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Hobosode 237 - Calling Immature Hooligans

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HeyyLyn6969 gives us a super short show where I deal with some super irritating neighbors who need to grow up and get lives. The opening and background is Pop Goes The World by Men Without Hats. The ending song is Robotu...

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WOPC Episode 41 – People Like To Complain

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Today’s episode features people who like to complain on the internet about companies, sometimes even posting their phone numbers, and then act appalled when some weird internet person calls them back pretending to be w...

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TSPS Episode 631 - Home Inspections and Appraisals

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Today we inform landlords that we’ve hired various professionals to come to the apartment complex and walk around with a clipboard, marking things down all serious-like. This episode is sponsored by Avi M, Jimdusk...

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TSPS Episode 630 – Alpaca Facts

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Here’s a live show that happened earlier today (Friday) where I called up a bunch of alpaca farms only to discover that they’re mostly pretty chill people and don’t mind when you dive bomb them with your drone. Thi...

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Hobosode 236 - For The Life Of Pete

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Here's another Hobosode that is pretty much identical to yesterday's Hobosode, which is all Darzzr's fault because he's the sponsor. The ideas were submitted by Parkman, who used to return his VHS tapes to Blockbuster wi...

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Hobosode 235 – Nickelback

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Carol takes over today's Hobosode since Brad is too busy playing Animal Crossing. She calls up a few neighbors and asks why they're always looking at her like she wears clothes from a gas station. Today's list is f...

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TSPS Episode 629 – Annoying Neighbors

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I’ve been away for a week, but I’m back to bring you a show brought to you by Brown Magic, Rhett B, ArbitraryAlex, EET FUK, and Synthead. In this one I call up neighbors and tell them to stop doing annoying things on...

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Hobosode 234 – You’ll See How Silly I Am

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Goby brings you a show where I throw a man's delivery up into a tree and I chase a few alpacas around with my drone until it unfortunately crashes into a field. The opening song is by Joe DiVita and the ending song is Th...

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TSPS Episode 628 – String Theory

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I did a live show today which featured neighbors starting drama, mostly with strings. This show is sponsored by Teen Wolf Jesus, Icelandic Potato, Shrinkman, iregretjumping, and Raiden Digital.

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TSPS Episode 627 – Happy Anniversary Grouchy Old Man

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Way back on April 1st, 2010 we made a few prank calls to an old man who was on the news because Google accidentally listed his phone number as the number to the local courthouse. During the report, they showed us the scr...

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