Every busy man the world over dreams of a slutty "anything for you sir" secretary. It's a badly kept secret. Very few of us are lucky enough to have it though. You've made a private fantasy come true, and I'm going to thank you in the way that only an eager to please toy deserves.
No content warning or a...
2025-02-26 15:49:05 +0000 UTC View PostKinda a funny one but I realised that a big part of why I was so... out of it in this one was that I was really tired when I recorded it. My sleep schedule's been sparodic lately so I was a big sweaty groaney mess for this one, for better and for worse. Seriously it snuck up on me with this one lol
2025-02-24 12:29:51 +0000 UTC View Post
And by that you mean me, apparently. What, loud music, online games at night, constant chatting, you have a problem with that? Oh you do? Well come right in then ma'am, we'll "talk" about it and see if I can't bring you round to having a bit of fucking fun.
The version above is the M4A version, for access to M4...
2025-02-24 01:50:50 +0000 UTC View Post
You need to stop getting yourself into trouble. You might be living in the wilds now, but that doesn't mean you need to BE wild. We make plenty of time to do that privately. Now if you let me patch you up, I'll show you just why you're not to go off by yourself without my supervision anymore.
Let your feet dangle off the edge of the bed again, it's perfectly safe down here.
Monsterfuckers of the more esoteric variety punching the air and grinning rn
But in a nutshell, tentacles, whispery growly tones to moi voice, a little sweet in the "the monster under your bed has been watching...
2025-02-18 13:56:09 +0000 UTC View PostOut and about, trying not to get heard by the neighbours. Isn't that spicey?
2025-02-17 14:53:20 +0000 UTC View PostFeels odd putting up a new poll while the previous winner's still up in the air but... that's where I've ended up due to OGY's no good very bad awful awful week.
Either way, pick away and y'all will get this one within a week... I hope, barring something else going wrong lmao.
The Witchhammer 2025-02-16 15:14:49 +0000 UTC View Post
There's something about the smell of the beach. Sea spray on the air, the underlying tones of sand and surf. And then there's the sound. Gently rocking waves. Something about it puts you in the mood, him too. That's how the two of you got started, and let's face it, you don't need an excuse to tear each other's clothes of...
2025-02-14 13:12:14 +0000 UTC View PostSo I'm away from home this week, not exactly a holiday but I knew it was coming so I was prepped, I thought.
Turns out the AirBnB I booked has bad enough WiFi to make my cloud storage inaccessible. On top of that, there was a mixup and the drive that was supposed to have this week's uploads on it...doesn't.
So w...
A stripped down gentle telling of virginity loss, in the hands of an easy going professional.
This audio features the speaker being a [Sex worker], the listener being a [Virgin], and a slow careful go at their [First time]. There's a lot of reassurance in there too.
Also pulled from some of my own first time expe...
2025-02-11 16:43:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Complaining about syntax errors, stroking myself lubed, going on tangents that end with me gritting my teeth and forgetting what I was saying, being generally incoherent. I think this might be a good one.
It is a ramblefap btw :PP
2025-02-10 13:52:43 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a while, between the two of you. You had a wonderful... teacher/student relationship. You'd come by the lecture theatre at the end of the day. You'd do stuff on his desk. He'd come by you in the library, purely 'accidentally', and you'd do something under the table. Occasionally, shockingly, you'd even find a be...
2025-02-08 22:08:48 +0000 UTC View PostRightyo, normal poll, after this i'ma put up stuff for tag suggestions, not script suggestions tho, there's already two on here, so vote for these runners up pls folks :3
Promise I won't accidentally make the neighbour into your coworker or the witch hunter into a vampire hunter or something like I did with the math to ...
2025-02-06 15:33:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Parents' evenings are a mixed bag. On the one hand, the 'asshole teachers' you'd been told about... are assholes. The building's a maze as well. Thankfully, your last meeting of the night is with a quiet, tired looking and... kinda cute English teacher. It is just the two of you too, in this whole wing of the building. Ma...
2025-02-05 20:55:37 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get when you take someone who's too tired to do commentary tonight, too horny to not jerk off, too pre-primed to not edge and too eager to not flick through a dozen different vids to overstimulate himself.
You get wordless throaty boy-moans, is what you get.
Fr tho i barely talk in this I...
2025-02-03 00:26:51 +0000 UTC View Post
You are a fell drake, a giant beast with gale-force wings, iron-hard scales and scorching-hot breath. Unbeknownst to most, you’re also quite bright, a bit of a conversationalist, and you’re a shapeshifter.
So, when a hero blusters into your cave, yelling about needing a fearsome mount to save the realm,...
2025-02-01 22:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostWell that vampire wasn't supposed to be Scottish but that's how he came out lol
Anyway, nothin' new this week, let's whittle down these runners up. On you go you lot, have fun, enjoy your weekly choice paralysis
The Witchhammer Accused. Accused and alone, with judgement baring down on ...
2025-01-29 16:14:41 +0000 UTC View PostHiya folks. So the last audio rubbed up against patreon's T's and C's a bit due to some of the framing of the kinkier stuff.
I've made a space for audios that end up in this situation over on the patreon section of the discord, where they're exclusive but still accessible to you all.
Here's the join link if you n...
2025-01-29 00:16:29 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a ramblefap :PP, where I watch someone get off in their car
Fr tho like, if someone watched them irl, that'd be voyeuristic, does this count? Idk it feels like it has the vibe, but I fucked with it heavy
Oh and do lemme know what you think about a longer more comprehensive ramblefap going on t...
2025-01-27 13:57:45 +0000 UTC View PostThis messy fool of a fledgeling keeps getting himself into trouble. It falls to you to pick up after him, considering you made him what he is.
That means punishment, care, and... positive reinforcement of correct behaviour, is very much your responsibility. Try not to enjoy it too much.
2025-01-26 22:48:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm many things. A doctor, a fighter, a scholar, even a gentleman by some definitions. And according to others, I'm a monster. Out there on the streets of this bleak city, there is blood on my hands. But in here, there's only you. And by the end of this session, under the power of a swaying piece of silver, and dark eyes,...
2025-01-24 18:04:31 +0000 UTC View Post
CW: This one is based around something that starts with 'in' and rhymes with 'zest' and it gets a focus. I would put the warning more plainly but Patreon is funny about this stuff. Lots of use of a word that rhymes with 'mister' as part of that too.
Bhaalspawn x Bhaalspawn also means it's grim,...
2025-01-22 18:51:46 +0000 UTC View PostFr though I do not understand where the fuck some pornos get their titles, it's the stuff of goddam madness to me. I know people talk... badly when they're horny but it almost feels like trying to mimic that lol
Anyway, I do hope you're all alright out there, toodles my doodles ;)
2025-01-21 13:14:18 +0000 UTC View PostLook the titles for these are hard alright lol
But yep! The Hero Claiming You audio has been shipped off to be done in my own time, the rest are staying, leaving us with two returning audios, and four new ones, cus it was a mighty brainstorming session, this one.
I got experimental with the upcoming stuff, like I ...
2025-01-20 21:42:21 +0000 UTC View Post
CW: DC for the speaker in this one. Again, if you don't know what it means, please do ask either me or on the discord in the NSFW section.
Power behind the throne’s a very generational thing. One king drops away and all of a sudden his son’s bitter about your “demented twisting of his mind to ...
2025-01-20 15:45:57 +0000 UTC View Post
A fire alone in Lamia country. Some would call that madness. A surefire way to draw the cold blooded to you, their generous anatomy and all, not that you'd think of that sort of thing at a time like this. Yet here you are, taking that risk so the tundra doesn't freeze you to death. With any luck, if you do have company......
2025-01-19 23:04:42 +0000 UTC View PostI can't link cus of Patreon rules, but if you head on over to my reddit account, scroll past the pinned comments, you'll find an audio featuring none other than Viktor from Arcane.
For those of you not familiar, it's an academia focused MDom scenario with lots...
2025-01-16 19:46:55 +0000 UTC View PostJust a lil' gap filler poll errione!
This one's going up now and I'll be recording in the week, you can expect a mystery upload on GWA on Thursday.
Am I teasing something special? Yes. Because I'm quite proud of it and it's topical.
That said, no new option on this one, I wanna give a chance to one of these fi...
2025-01-14 21:25:46 +0000 UTC View PostWith this one, I mean, this is the fiftieth, not counting commissions or monthlies.
Half a century of ramblefaps, good god
But yap, hope you've all enjoyed the journey so far, here's to another fifty descriptions of tingly dick syndrome, glasses noises, squeaky chairs, awkwardly not finding the words to des...
2025-01-14 14:47:18 +0000 UTC View PostCW: I'm gonna attach a NC warning to this one. If you don't know what it is, message me to ask or check the discord. It's not particularly dark in tone and very fantasy-coded but it is there.
The Norse God of Mischief is in that cell. It's the sort of thing you really wish you could tell your friend...
2025-01-13 20:08:48 +0000 UTC View Post
