Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about ancient candies, life hacks, and condiments.
A podcast called Wanda. The worst story. Atomic fireballs. Community guns. Life Hacks: Claw Machine Tips. Tax loophole incest? The Reese’s Robber. Hazard pay for rape. Science Zone: Again and Again. T...
2012-02-28 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross capitalize on the nostalgic popularity of Duck Tales.
Duck Tales is regarded as one of the best NES games, and for good reason. Scrooge’s journey from the Himalayas to Transylvania to the Moon and back to Transylvania a few more times is one of the most novel and fun platformers around. ...
2012-02-23 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about being subdued, the logistics of chainsaw murder, and cheap beer.
No intro. Panty study. Heart Attack Grill. The logistics of chainsaw murder. Pong Beer Pong. Duff Beer. Outlawing cheap beer. My other personality did it. Buy this stall. Dead Rhino....
2012-02-21 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross Brian Doyle Murray, exposition, and Christmas memories.
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2012-02-16 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about new formats, bullying, and career decisions.
Suggested Talking Points: Continuing the format. Self immolation. When pajamas are outlawed. What does your wardrobe say about you? Monster is laying people off. No Name-Calling Day. The Most Overrated Thing. Shake and ...
2012-02-14 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole and Dennis talk about the PS Vita, strange controllers, and Dennis’s new games.
PS Vita ad campaign. Hardware reliability. PS Vita hardware. No PSN discount program for UMD owners in America. A single platform future? Naughty Dog considered new Jak game. The semantics of the remake....
2012-02-11 01:32:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross kvetch about Metroid Fusion.
What began as the most divisive game WOFF has ever covered quickly became the game we loved to bash. Metroid Fusion is the black sheep of the Metroid series, having broken many conventions and flown in the face of what people loved about Super Metroid. Turns ou...
2012-02-09 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the human heart, dangerous games, and travel.
Routine. Home births up, and the Great Outdoors. Two hearts. Gay marry this building. My Prius is Melting. Beer halls. The Toylet and up skirt epidemic. What grade would you go back to? I married my de...
2012-02-07 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross Downton Abbey, great lengths, and chronological perspective.
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2012-02-01 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole and Ben talk about Resident Evil 6, Assassin’s Creed Revelations, and Bastion. We spoil the shit out of Uncharted 2 from 14:50 - 20:40.
Resident Evil 6 reveal.
So many Silent Hill games.
PS Vita data pricing.
Alan Wake: American N...
2012-01-27 13:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross survive after the end, and talk about the last half of Final Fantasy VI.
Welp, we done lost. Kefka destroyed the world, and it seems like all hope is lost. The Returners have to conquer their pasts and regroup to storm Kefka’s tower, and bring rid the world of magic’s corrupting influe...
2012-01-25 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about wizards, economics, and drinking.
Spoiler: He Never Leaves. Marijuana Wizards. No more pets. Drunk pilots and the Estrada Conspiracy. Foodstamps for people who hate poor people. Great Accomplishment in Butts. Remote control eye gouge. TV Bosses. T...
2012-01-24 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole, Ben, and David talk about CES, pick nits about Saints Row the Third, and applaud Dennis for getting an iPhone.
TF2 characters added to Saints Row.
CES: Kinect for PC.
CES: Project Fiona.
Nothing coming out.
The Year ...
2012-01-20 20:12:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross game shame, literature, and college music.
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2012-01-18 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about semantics, art theft, and body image.
The Geek Squad. Mission Statement. No matter how slight. Shame on you, Owen Wilson. Ghetto-averse GPS. The great ranch conspiracy. I’ll eat you and your dog / Cannibalism is sexy. My bum is on the painting. ...
2012-01-17 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross perform a delightful and emotionally affecting opera about the first half of Final Fantasy VI.
The Empire is casting a black shadow across the land, and the Returners fight an increasingly futile battle to keep them at bay. Everything changes when a mysterious and magical woman breaks free...
2012-01-11 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about bodily functions, fantasy, and currency.
Belch Brothers. The Santa Shortcut. Back room liposuction. Upside-down childbirth. Drunk impulse buying. A lepidopterist of knives. The healing bag. Tech jokes. Exploding churros, and an explanation of grea...
2012-01-10 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole, Ben, and David talk about Saint’s Row the Third, DC Universe Online, and slip in a few comments about 70’s progressive rock.
Ben: Saint’s Row the Third. Cave Story Plus.
David: DC Universe Online. Dark Souls.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross McRibs, Fatal1ty, and bus monsters.
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2012-01-05 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about pronunciation, coffee, and martians.
Dark and windy. Francis Frostman. Ungyun. Banished words 2011. Smurf Town. New Year’s Bird Panic. Gay Coffee. The Grand Target Nurse-In. Rashomon, and the American Hero. SCIENCE ZONE: 2011 Ig Nobel Prizes, an...
2012-01-03 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole, Ben, and David talk about the lasting appeal of 2D platformers, Rayman Origins, and vicariously playing Super Paper Mario.
Dennis: Donkey Kong Country Returns. Rayman Origins. Dark Cloud. Sly Cooper HD Collection. Super Paper Mario. Buzz! Battlefield 3. 2011-12-30 15:18:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross float to the moon to talk about Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins.
Mario has returned to his kingdom, only to find his throne usurped by the devious Wario. He must now venture forth and gather the six golden coins to unlock his castle and kick Wario out.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about swimming pools, elitism, and public safety.
I’m not on the microphone. “Public Swimming Pool. Whites Only”. A long time ago, in a parking lot far, far away. Scent of a Woman With Gonorrhea. Muggers only want iPhones. Designer vaginas. Highwa...
2011-12-27 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole, Ben, and David talk about the Humble Indie Bundle 4, ICO, and Dark Souls. Apologies for the static on Kole’s track.
Dennis: Uncharted 3. Battlefield 3. Buzz!
David: Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth. Kingdom of L...
2011-12-23 13:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross narrative, hypocrisy, and foreign lands.
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2011-12-22 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about assault, Christmas memories, and possession.
Ridin’ the fadaz. Are you okay? God was a hard act to follow. Give me Bieber or DIE. A sad story about people attempting to make light of rape. Kole’s frat experience. Bear-y the Cable Guy. Make-A-M...
2011-12-20 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross go on at length about The Longest Journey.
The worlds are in peril, and it’s up to April Ryan to fulfill the prophecies and team up with a talking bird to maintain the Balance. The Longest Journey is the magnum opus (emphasis on magnum) of the adventure genre, and we talk about every las...
2011-12-15 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about spontaneous combustion, parasites, and swearing.
Pungee spikes and a Hollywood Education. Burst into flames for no apparent reason. A tragic misunderstanding with a gun and AIDS. Voicemail: Chiggers? The butt hi-jinks threat mishap. SCIENCE ZONE: ...
2011-12-13 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole, Ben, and David talk about GamePro’s demise, Valve’s recent teases, and Dark Souls (again).
South Park RPG.
Fumito Ueda leaves Sony.
GamePro closes.
Half-Life 3 shirts.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross past experiences with Shadowrun, pen and paper RPGs, and try out weird accents.
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2011-12-08 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
