Each year I used to live in fear of this annual monster but couldn't defend against him because those defenses would sometimes harm or inconvenience Holly, Jolly St. Nick. No more!
2012-12-19 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about misunderstood films, synchronicity, and neuroses.
Audible. George Clooney is Leatherface. Titanium Geraniums. The vodka gummy bear tradition. A wool butt pad. Women's prisons, in sync. You can do the Blindside, too. Bedbugs in your spine. Homer's fire hazard. No...
2012-12-18 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This is what pornography looks like to me.
Not much to say about good ol' episode 11. It's a breather and it sounds like one. Still, I liked this idea enough to do a few other shows in this style, but under a different moniker.
Next week, I'll be back with more classic style Dead Idea Valhalla and the week after I...
2012-12-17 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Dark Souls 2 announcement, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2, and dead franchises.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross offer glowing praise for the last half of Fallout.
Your vault has water. Hooray! Now you just have to deal with the big green dudes. It’s a story as old as time, with irradiated ruins, power armor, and TV monsters straight out of Videodrome.
This Pitch is full of insider techniques and tips that are going to save you so much time. It's going to add years to your life: the Gemiknife!
2012-12-12 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about childhood theft, film, and how to protect against fraud.
Kole's Lonely Christmas, continued. The Chipotle Conspiracy. A struggle to comprehend. Chemo doll. This is my padlock flail and I'm going home. Octopussy. The cat lady. Exploding head syndrome (Part 2). Twelve days o...
2012-12-12 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Greasy and tasty!
There are only a couple episodes I think are relatively uninspired and this is one of them. Why didn't I title this episode starchy wad? Anyway, I'm not crazy about the first half of this episode. I have some barely informed opinions about food science, some of which I stand by, some of which I do...
2012-12-10 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and Gary talk about the Binding of Isaac remake, political issues in games!, and whether or not loot is a good thing.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about The Stand, Dark Souls, we spoil the shit out of the Walking Dead, and a little bit about the first half of Fallout.
We can't all be Merilyn Mann or one of his Inbox Heroes, can we? We need a productivity product for the rest of us! Enter: The Task Mask!
2012-12-05 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about celebrities, tech news, and self esteem.
Brad Pitt and Mike Tyson are eskimo brothers. Dolly Parton doesn't look like Dolly Parton. TECH NEWS CORNER: iTunes 11? Zooey Deschanel died in the crossfire. Topless nuns with holy sperm. Mundane theft and the panty heis...
2012-12-04 20:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Look how happy they are.
This is largely considered to be a good starting episode for the show! Listening back, I wish I had better mic technique and didn't say "you know" as much. I think one reason I'm constantly stumbling in my words is because the subject matter is so personal. I'm comfortable sharing but it's still...
2012-12-03 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Wii Mini, gender in video games, and Mystcraft, and Gravity Rush.
Had an evening of Rip'n'Dips? Do you hate going to the bathroom in the middle of the night? Of course you do. It's the worst! Well, if you're peeing, you can always use The Spashlight. But what if "the other" creeps up? That's where the Bunshine comes in!
2012-11-29 03:58:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross radiate praise for the first half of Fallout.
Great games. Great games never change…es. Continuing our infatuation with CRPGs, we delve into Gary’s favorite game of all time. This is a two-parter, so we cover everything up to the Water Merchants. Does it hold up? Yeop.
Kris and Kole talk about loneliness, the coming holiday onslaught, and body image.
Sound check and the traveling podman. Home for the holidays, Kole's lonely Christmas. Is dolphin killing a national pastime? Illegal dentistry and butt kissing. Holiday overeating sex tips. The samurai sw...
2012-11-27 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This man is one shower away from being a lucky boy.
For some reason, at this point, I thought the overwhelming negativity of my podcast and personality was a bug, not a feature, so I needed to talk about something positive. That's where this comes from.
In the middle, I have a song from my rap group, HWP, and it's...
2012-11-26 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Wii U launch, Call of Duty: Black Ops Zombies, and Planetside 2. Welcome to the second level.
The Guyentists at Menvelopes Labs are at it again with this exciting new product! Never again be embarrassed by the inherently feminine act of sealing an envelope!
2012-11-21 22:13:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about alternate lives, independence, and our spiral into stupidity as a species.
Lee Marvin's Lake House. Senator Rogue Orc. Succeed to secede. I'll take this car and your job. Twitter Beef. Rejecting the Christmas Creep. We're getting dumber. Pepsi Special. Because, ...
2012-11-20 20:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Feeling Brave Tonight?
One of my all time favorites.
The first part contains some whining, complaining and ranting.
The song in the middle is something I'm pretty proud of and that I'm unable to remember how to play, which is ridiculous, but it's true.
The real meat though, is the end bit, an extended ...
2012-11-19 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about Wreck It Ralph, PlayStation Plus on the Vita, and X-Com.
Gary and Kole talk about progressive rock, Blade Runner, and a little bit about Metal Gear Solid.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross engage in a protracted codec conversation expositionizing about Metal Gear Solid.
You’re Solid Snake. Your twin brother is threatening the world with an unprecedented nuclear walking battle tank made of existing technology. It’s up to you, your codec radio, and hours of cut scenes to s...
2012-11-15 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about self reliance, chidren's television, and historical fiction.
Beer, meat, and lookin' good. Sexting advice. Jenny McCarthy: Known dendrophiliac. Bronyshopping. The biggest gummy worm. Cincinnati newswoman vs. Rachel Maddow. What it takes to get fired from Coldsto...
2012-11-14 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
When he gets up, there's going to be a big pile of Hobo Grease.
And here's the second part of my probably very cruel animalization of homeless people. I wonder if history will judge me harshly?
It doesn't matter though when we have such delightful treats. Brayton is back with his performance as Dr. Brace Grodin. W...
2012-11-12 07:06:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary and Kole talk about game pitches, Gremlins 2, and John Daly.
Pre suitcase technology
Here we have several firsts for Dead Idea Valhalla. In the first half, we have my first guest spot with my very funny friend Brayton playing a noted Hobologist. (his voice is a dead on ringer for ST Joshi)
Th...
2012-11-05 17:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Zero's Escape: Virtue's Last Reward, Alpha Protocol, and the end of the Don't Tree. Stay tuned for more information about our new show, The Level.
