It's that time again: Poll time. We're looking for something to play in January, and an Action RPG sounds very nice. Once again we are throwing off to you, our Patreon backers, to help us decide.Here are your choices:* ActRaiser (SNES)* Bastion (PC)* Brave Fencer Musashi (PSX)* Secret of Mana (SNES)Use the following link to make...
2014-12-03 16:09:21 +0000 UTC View Post
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2014-12-01 21:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostThank you so much for the support this month!
2014-12-01 07:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to the Crown of the Sunken King DLC.
2014-11-30 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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2014-11-30 11:18:08 +0000 UTC View PostIs the never before heard, never to be released Crying In The Bathroom pilot episode! Enjoy!
2014-11-30 10:35:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Nick, Gary and Jenni Polodna from Video Games Taco gush about The Binding of Isaac Rebirth for a good, long while. A serious pro buy. Seriously. Buy it. Seriously, it's pro.
Also: Jenni! She's amazing and her stuff is amazing. Check it out, comrades. 2014-11-30 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross frame-jab a double-floop in Street Fighter II, live from the Portland Retro Gaming Expo 2014.
We managed to do it, guys. We managed to not only expose how bad we are at Street Fighter II to a whole convention hall of convention-goers... but we got up on stage and acted like experts. This i...
2014-11-27 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about giving up, flames, and cleanliness.
ALSO: I was going to be lonely anyway. Wolf in White Van. How much do I give up. Giving up way too much. We're all fire retardant now. Susan G. Komen for the Frack. Lumbersexual. Cleanliness is nest to Godliness. Big time clean head. Naptime in the bathroom. 2014-11-26 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole writes about microphones and things that make you sound good.
2014-11-24 02:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Something written for information should be to the point and not too cute. This is an episode of the Abject Suffering program about the NES game Kick Master.
2014-11-24 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Angelica Norgren talk about the Crown of the Sunken King DLC.
Kole Ross, Ben Merkel, and David Moneysmith talk about Thimbleweed Park, Shadow of Mordor, and we ask you if you've Kickstarted any games.
Thimbleweed Park.
Little Big Fantasy VII.
Batman Arkham City Calendar Man easter egg.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.
Kris and Kole talk about numbers, cloaking, and crushing uncertainty.
ALSO: For my own amusement. Leading your shots. Favorites and Ball Chasing. Inside Baseball on Numbers. People you know. Ladies in podcasts. Vacation Breasts. United States of Cloakopolis. A shocking admission.
2014-11-19 04:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"Circus Charlie" isn't the preferred nomenclature anymore, dude.
2014-11-17 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Lobos Jr. talk about speed runs and challenge runs in Dark Souls II.
Nick and Gary finally talk about Wasteland 2 in our longest episode yet. It's not really the MO of the show to cover 60 hour rpg epics from start to back but the early 2d Fallouts are special to both of us. I hope you enjoy.
2014-11-15 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and Jala talk about Hand of Fate, Majora's Mask 3D, and the most empowering moments in games.
Majora's Mask 3D coming this spring.
Just Cause 3 coming in 2015.
Melissa Etheridge releases an iOS game.
Assassin's Creed Unity is brok...
2014-11-14 18:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross analyze I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.
An evil AI named AM has destroyed the world, but he saved five people... in order to torture them for an eternity. Why did he pick these five people? This strange adventure game answers that question through symbolism, ironic punishment, and aberr...
2014-11-13 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about disruption, fantasies, and dwarves.
ALSO: Easy to get mad. Not related to a department store. I'm mad at the government. Porn title quiz. 3D printed food. Soylent God. 20% of people want to piss on you. The texture of our fantasies. Click, you're dead. Drone porn. Dwarf names. Humming bird beaks...
2014-11-11 23:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
What goes into picking titles for shows like "The Level" and "Those Damn Ross Kids"? Read and find out.
2014-11-09 03:18:39 +0000 UTC View Post
So little in this life can be regained once it is lost. Hair that is cut off grows back. Sometimes Deborah will realize she's wrong and leave Reginald, returning to your waiting arms. If you cough up any baseball-sized shanks of sea shell throat meat, you must do your best to return it to its proper place. For Christ sake. 2014-11-09 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Nick Glauber read your responses to the Dark Chasm of Old and the Giant Memories.
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Murasaki Baby, Grand Theft Auto V's first-person mode, and we read your gaming binge confessions.
Grand Theft Auto 5 gets first person mode.
Dragon Age Inquisition gets EA early access.
E.T. cartridges start to sell.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to the 2002 remake of Resident Evil.
Kris and Kole talk about names, sick days, and underground business meetings.
ALSO: Anxiously awaiting a pen shipment. Museum gift store suppliers. An inappropriate gift basket. Claw law. Chinese name advice and the longest name. Hurricane names. Worst sick day excuses. Man cuts off his own dick and throws it in the tra...
2014-11-05 04:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"Let's roll with it." "Throw it in." "Fuck it." These are words that cowards are afraid to say. We here at Abject Suffering are far from cowards. No, we don't just admit our mistakes, we lean INTO them.
2014-11-03 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
